CruelViolet

I think when putting ourselves outside this delusional bubble different records stores are saying different dates because they have no idea just like us.

1 minute ago, Zetterberg said:

 

Manifasting...

Singel

34 minutes ago, electra said:

 

r/woosh

Can I just say you’re honestly the rudest and most annoying person on here. Try actually being nice for once.

3 minutes ago, electra said:

i cannot believe people are commenting on the fact it hasn't been 3 days yet as if this thread isn't 700 pages of nothing to begin with

Well when people are already saying that they’re going to come for her hairstylist 

Why do you guys think something / an announcement is coming today? Her hairstylist said 3 days AND 4 midnights. Expect something tomorrow.

2 minutes ago, IanadeIrey said:

I bet this is what she meant when she said surprise release last year...give us a date but then release it a week early - and that’s why there’s been no news and why Ed couldn’t answer @RormanNockwell when they asked about the album coming in September. And that’s why she’s doing all this frequent posting now...code cracked? 

Maybe she tried to add a week on but thought September only had 30 days (hence the sep 5th date). Code fully cracked my mind 

1 minute ago, World At War said:

when the rabbit in the hat is hew new hairstyle... we lost

I thought this too, it might be blonde Lana 

Watch his post be deleted 

9 minutes ago, littleredpartydress said:

He Put a story up and hash tagged .

1 minute ago, CruelViolet said:

If you think the soulless final version is better you’re on crack

Can I also just add that the demo versions lyrics are indisputably superior and express a complete detailed lyrical idea. Where as the final versions seem incomplete and surface level.

12 minutes ago, Dominikx4 said:

honestly, anyone who thinks that boring ass lfl demo wouldve made a better title track is on crack

If you think the soulless final version is better you’re on crack

2 minutes ago, LennyDelRye said:

Still think she'll go the route with a single coming out first, which would be about a month before the album. Surprise releases aren't a surprise if everyone's doing it. By the way does anyone one know who's producing it?

... yes they are 

7 minutes ago, bored said:

I wonder how Jack reacted... From the NFR sessions when Lana was attempting to be more woke and politically correct and musically she was playing it safe compared to say, Ultraviolence. Then suddenly she went from writing introspective piano ballads like hope is a dangerous thing... To Sean diss tracks and suddenly she's all "god bless and fuck off", "can I go back to being sad and glamorous" etc.

This is a strange thing to wonder...

1 minute ago, ChaoticLipster said:

Elle is going to lock this thread soon and delete about 50 pages of all our mad ramblings ?

Can she actually lock it please so I don’t check this page 100 times a day for no reason 

16 minutes ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

It’s highly possible. Dan also reported that when UV was done, Interscope asked her to meet with Adele’s producer (I think it’s Paul Epstein?!?), to pen a single together. She was furious but caved in. That producer listened to UV and said to Interscope that that album didn’t need any more songs because it was already excellent. 

You mean Paul Epworth haha omg ??? - also he is part of black beauty 

3 minutes ago, DCooper said:

All she said about the surprise release was "I feel like it probably will be a surprise release sometime within the next 12 or 13 months."  Not exactly a commitment for a full surprise. I don't think announcing the date or sharing one snippet changes the fact that she wants the music and the release to be quiet and relatively surprising. I still think we're getting it early September.

My thoughts exactly 

9 minutes ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

Even if it was released in October - which I don’t wish for but if it happens what can I do? -  it would still be pretty amazing to have two records in 13-14 months. It would be very hard to trust anything she says if she delays the album though. 
 

what are the weeks of September and October looking like, release wise? Who is releasing when? Maybe a streaming release only the first week of Sept 4-5 only could be less “damaging” than to pit her against some big name releasing the same day? 

To me it’s fairly clear she doesn’t care who’s releasing on the same week or if the album goes #1

13 minutes ago, ArtDecoDelRey said:

i mean practically no one outside of this website knows of cocc's existence

What about all the people on Instagram who saw THE video? 

1 hour ago, RormanNockwell said:

It's not a surprise, and it's not low-key, either. It's no-key at this point. 

Well by the sounds of it most of you will be surprised if it actually comes out on the 5th. Also strangely you don’t know if it’s a low-key release or not yet as it’s not out.

9 minutes ago, Bunny Mozart said:

COCC supposedly cums out in 2 weeks and all we got was one little snippet? 

Did she not mention a surprise release and a low-key release many times?

‘So I decided to do nothing, about everything’

8 minutes ago, bel air rose said:

let’s not forget britney spears recording blackout while 7 months pregnant 

It’s like people thing pregnant people are unable to do lot of things. There’s literally people standing up working in a shop for 9 hours whilst 7 months pregnant.

22 minutes ago, ChaoticLipster said:

‘A kid and two cat’s in the yard’ she’s got the two cats now the kid? Likely she’s going to want children at some point. So a break of more then a year is inevitable at some point in the next 5 years. 

Having a child doesn’t mean a break at all. Look at Katy Perry, heavily pregnant and putting out an album 

Go on girl give us nothing

5 minutes ago, fucksforever said:

omg i forgot about honeymoon leaking via urban outfitters... my first album cycle as a whole stan. i really miss those days.

It wasn’t really a leak as it was planned