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Jesus Christ what kind of boyfriend can't change a damn smoke alarm battery at 42 seconds while your brother focuses and films your boobs? I can't even fathom this California lifestyle. And whatever happened to Chunk?

Oh Jesus, why does she do this shit to us?????????????

Cat Screeching You should stay close to Jesus Keep my bible at your hand my plan Fuck you right into my bed again Sing me like a bible hymn Wish you'd come up to our campus Trade this wine in for that canned shit (smoke alarm chirping) Like a little piece of heaven I'm no candle in the wind You should come up to our place baby don't be afraid of our love

Trade this wine in for that canned shit (smoke alarm chirp)

Didn't somebody say I was a "crackhead?"

I'll stick with my canned ham hearing for now thanks until we get a better snippet or the whole album just leaks mysteriously somewhere by design of the author.

Or the smoke alarm chirping every 42 seconds and lack of electricity. In LA they are now threatening to shut off power and water to anyone who dares to host a party like Lana has done over and over and over again recently. Honestly the cats are probably more annoyed by Lana. I know I would be. Of course I am annoying too. Lana can afford a generator so it's pretty inexcusable to just go without power when the government wants to make a point. But of course Lana is not too bright being homeless and without light and all according to the rules set by some people in this thread above.

Yeah they also have a book supposedly about me in the book and magazine section of Walgreens. I hear it's better than Lana's book too.

Housekeeper??????????????? Have you seen that kitchen of hers???????????????????????????????? Vinegar works just as well on shower heads no need for Kaboom.

? So you are saying you vape kaboom? Well anyway it's also sold at Walgreens, I don't want you to fall out of your Mensa chair and all that. I hear it is HIGHly recommended. https://www.walgreens.com/store/c/kaboom-foam-tastic-color-changing-bathroom-cleaner/ID=prod6045972-product Anyway I am sure Lana is having a good laugh about all this as per usual being this is "Lana"boards and all. Although you wouldn't know about that.

Jesus, you people just don't get the clues.

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Yeah I think they sell them at Walgreens so I think I have seen them in between my hospitalizations. If you had bothered to actually read anything I actually wrote and comprehended it you would have known that I revealed big news earlier in the thread that Lana's smoke alarm can be heard going off at 42 seconds probably just to see who would notice it. But nobody noticed as usual because you are all dum dums which they also sell at Walgreens. I know it's hard to understand since Lana usually shops at Rite Aid.

I hope Lana doesn't feed her pussy cats canned ham that could be deadly, kittens can't digest pork either. I bet she also blows smoke on it while opening the can and announces to everyone in the room that it is smoked ham. At this point I wouldn't be shocked by anything. Perhaps the power was off because she couldn't pay the bills or totally forgot with everything going on and that causes the smoke alarms to go off too. Walgreens also sells 9 volt batteries for smoke alarms as well besides canned ham or cat food, it's like a comedy I tell yah. At most locations they probably also sell the entire smoke alarm too in case that is the actual problem.

Notice at 0:42 seconds the smoke alarm beeps could be from her vaping or probably needs a fucking new battery or something or she took it out because it kept going off from her vaping and her brother is too lazy to get up there and change the damn thing, no wonder the cats are annoyed with that going off once every minute. How else would anyone know that? Anyway the canned hams are on sale for 3 for $9 this week everybody should stock up for the end of days and return of Jesus. I don't eat pork so you can have them.

This is what I heard. "You should stay close to Jesus... Keep my bottle at your hand my plan Fuck you right into my bed again Save me like a bottled ham Wish you come out to a Kansas Trade this wine in for that canned shit Like a little piece of heaven I'm no candle in the wind You should come out to our place baby don't be afraid of our love" Watch her not have the lyrics in the CD book again this time. Celebrity Canned Ham available at Walgreens! https://www.walgreens.com/store/c/celebrity-boneless-cook-ham-with-natural-juices/ID=prod2065446-product I'm more confused than ever right now.

Seems like she is mocking 'Malibu's Most Wanted' wonder why?

I don't feel attacked even though I have just been called a "crackhead," a "lunatic," a "ZOG believer" (which I had to look up because that was a new one for me) and a conspiracy theorist which is just a tired old, and sad label. I just laugh. If you feel attacked because you live in a bubble controlling what you see and think and anyone outside that bubble coming in to burst your bubble is a crazy person then that is on you. Obviously Lana wanted to start a conversation about this otherwise she would have just ignored it like she has a million times before. It's unfortunate too many people don't want to put in the work to become aware of what is really going on and just hang out on the shallow surface level of their own little closed minded world. I'm not sad or mad just disappointed in most.

You said "ZOG" Zionist Occupation Government conspiracy theory, I did not. The real conspiracy is that the police departments in the USA are all trained by Israel, they come to the US and they use taxpayer money to pay Israel for that training which is what really needs to be defunded. That is fact, fact you do not like or maybe you do, either way I won't give it any of my attention either way ever again.

I don't expect it, so when I see anything when all we normally get is complete radio silence on everything it is rather intriguing but then after a while the reality sinks in and it becomes disappointing because you know she didn't bother to say anything other than just copy whatever she saw the rest of the masses doing and thought I better do the same to fit in. So ultimately disappointing and feels like a failure to actually make any difference with the platform she has been gifted to have access to and the ability to reach people and make any sort of difference in the world.

I know the truth often hurts your head and sometimes it feels like someone whacked you in the head with it and cracked your head but Lana once claimed to be aware or at least trying to educate herself on the BDS vs Israel issues, but we haven't heard a peep since which is fine but treating the Beirut attack with such a surface level awareness is not what is needed when the problems all tie into everything else. People caused the explosion it didn't just spontaneously combust. Netanyahu warns Hezbollah amid high tensions along northern border Following thwarted attempt to plant explosives on Golan border, PM says Israel’s foes should know ‘we will do what is necessary in order to defend ourselves’ https://www.timesofisrael.com/netanyahu-warns-hezbollah-amid-high-tensions-along-northern-border/ "explosives on Golan border" Defend themselves blowing up half a city when they can always fall back on the USA to cover their ass with propaganda and indoctrinated uneducated undying evangelicalism support for the terrorist state of Israel. Interesting how ISIS and Al Qaeda never once attacked Israel despite being labeled as Muslim extremists. Almost as if ISIS and Al Queda were actually Israeli operations funded by Mossad and CIA and 9/11 just a nice excuse to go pillaging the Middle East. But hearts and prayers will save everyone not real awareness of the real situation.

It's all about real estate and insurance fraud too people know what's up. They buy up the places around the area let them go to pot then disaster strikes and they make a secondary killing besides getting rid of the witnesses and clearing the whole area of the actual citizens that rightfully belong there, then they redevelop for profit, people are waking up. Now France's Macron is there he worked/works for Rothschilds Israel with German insurer Allianz to give the Lebanese government an ultimatum to align with Israel over Iran if they want any money to stay afloat. If anybody actually bothered to care they would know to "trust no one." Sad but true. Sending "Hearts and Prayers" aren't helping. Your mind is your best tool to educate yourself. But I guess we can only expect so much from somebody that has been in the world for 35 years. Seems like Lana started off woke but has slowly slipped into a coma as time went on, I blame wealth, fame, vaping and lethargy. Now she just spouts buzz words like "chemtrails" out to appear woke.

We said it was a "stalling tactic" not a "sales tactic" Lana could give "a shit" what she sells, she makes that pretty clear by her hands off approach to promotion and her total disrespect often bordering on evil maniacal taunts of her fan base while she just sits back and lets her fan base squabble in the mud slinging insults back and forth to keep themselves occupied and content. She could easily get on IG at any second and end the squabbling and everyone would immediately stand at attention like the obedient COCC SUCKERS that they are. Instead she chooses to "say nothing at all." WONDER WHY THAT IS? Perhaps she delights in the sadomasochism of it all and derives pleasure from watching her fans struggle with the pain and suffering she inflicts. If I was her I might be so bored with life that I have to do such a terrible thing just to feel important but really there is probably something else much deeper she is hiding from. I don't see how you would ever know.

There are no accidents. The International community will come together and all the money will ultimately end up falling into the hands of the Israeli government to carry out their real agenda to take over Lebanon because they are running out of land to steal from everywhere else around them. This is not a new tactic either, it is the same one the Crown used for centuries against the natives of Canada, US, New Zealand, and Australia. Destabilize and twist the truth into a pretzel. I saw the video and it reminded me of 9/11 which conveniently is also a lie. The cameras were all perfectly positioned. As soon as Lorde criticized Israel she was gone as soon as Bernie Sanders an actual Jewish person announced he would boycott AIPAC he was gone. See a pattern?

Instead of "hearts and prayers" use your mind and understand what people of the middle east are actually fighting on all sides. God forbid people simultaneously ask about the album, as if one thing has anything to do with the other, or as if people are so basic they cannot handle more than one thing at a time, "I contain multitudes." There is always going to be something happening in the world, this is just another stall tactic because she's looking for any excuse to play coy and deny she promised a date without really consulting anyone who could make that happen.