The Stargirl Pinky

Excited for Santa Monica Sinner

The way I sobered up four beers into happy hour after reading BOZ’s commentary

Ma’am where’s the July chapter on page 4, she’s missing from my book

I just wanna know what page to turn my textbook to ?

OH MY GOD I AM SCREAMING YUSUF GETTING THAT PROMO

Is an ass well….a colon?

But did Miss Be a turtle ? do God’s work and ask if we’re being gifted an American Independence Day present in the form of an audio compilation?

The way I thought this was just another “it’s not coming on the 4th” delay post but you moved the proposed date even closer I have to stan

YAAAS TIDDY DEL REY COME THRUU Triple Tiddy = Triddy Del Rey?

This one, YUP YUP!!

Me making my wish for a triple album: The skeptics pretending it will happen with me:

Someone convince Boz to go public for 10 mins so we can hit that follow button

That’s cause they’re not on the same album ladies Album A: Zach Dawes, TSLP, Dealer, Thunder, Textbook, Choir Mammas a la Summertime Gershwin Album B: Mike Dean witchy trance synth hits Album C: Dreamy landscapes by Rick Nowels, RBFY, Cherry Blossom Don’t @ me cause u ain’t me

Thunder will obviously be going on one of the three-part albums. It’ll be listed next to Textbook and the rest of the TLSP collaborations feat. Alex Turner

O m g I would die if those ladies came back. They add so much to Lana’s tracks IMHO

Does Lana know we already have Thunder? Don’t get me wrong I love the song, but sis leave some space for LYTAN instead

PINK GERANIUMS ? COLD CASH DIVINE ? THIS ERA’S FLOWER ? CONFIRMED TONIGHT ✅

Also Pink Geraniums are the new era flower confirmed ?

There now we can go on with our lives without yelling “bUt ShE dIdNt SaY aNyThInG”

Stop omg post more Neil

*Album slander comes on Lanaboards shuffle* Me:

Speaking of that though, do we know what kinds of things he gets access to? Is it like a vault of entire albums that he listens to? I vaguely recall someone saying Eclipse gets YouTube upload info? So that’s seems very different from how BOZ might get his news

…of me on a John queer ?️‍?

Honestly same. I remember being least excited about the California snippet and the real thing blew my wig off. This dichotomy between not wanting them but loving them at the same time is how I feel about insiders too. I would prefer no info get leaked but when it does I eat that shit up so fast. Hell, I was one of those instigators tryna guess the White Dress acronyms lol. I just wish that if things were truly meant to be a surprise then they would respect that and let it happen that way, even if that means we’re in a news drought again

Kids in these hoodies they dance super slow