The Stargirl Pinky

The truth serum we all needed to hear on a Friday night/Saturday morning depending on where u kweens live

STOPPPPPP JAIL I moved so fast and that’s what I get for skimming

SUMMER COMES WINTER GOES SPRING I SKIP GOD KNOWS

We’ve been down this road before Suckin it high, suckin it low Aren’t u tired, shooting ur lazy load

I want whatever you’re using

“The grass and the trees are different” “Lana store website enabled a password” My fragile heart can’t take this much longer Lana come thru bbyyyy TRACKLIST PREORDER LESGOOO

A concept: you enter the village, scene goes from cotton candy pink skies to midnight moon, lighting strikes the town, wildfire emerges from the strike and WW starts playing, LDR comes out from the fire with auburn hair and glowing eyes, village stores read “now open” with new merch, the revenge has started

Ironic how I liked every song at first listen except for HEP hahah. It’s growing on me but overall this album blew me away. I find myself humming her melodies all day

What if she named the album Pinot Noirs Inside the Olive Garden over the Breadstick Tray? Or what if she named it Thanks For Buying Me My Meal at Denny’s? Americana-style album representative of quiet suburban life with family-centric ideals, coupon clipping, and the white picket chemtrails fence life she dreams of having

And then Lana disappeared for months

I think ya’ll gotta sign out and sign back in, then you’ll see the intro video. It’s definitely been there for awhile so I’m not confident today’s findings mean much, however I’m still very much team delulu and it’s coming on July 4th 2nd and that’s final

Lana surprise dropping the album Happy Birthday Freckles on July 4th: Us:

Enough farts girlies 15 days til we get queefed sucked into Lana’s untitled universe

I didn’t know what I was expecting from this album of hers but it wasn’t this….

LMFAO sounds like Bebe needs an outfit change

Page 1K ladies here’s to Tiddy del Rey making a comeback

WITH HIS ULTRATEXTBOOK, ULTRATEXTBOOK, ULTRATEXTBOOK, ULTRATEXTBOOK I CAN HEAR TEACHERS, TEACHERS, THEY TAUGHT ME AND IT FELT LIKE A KISS Bop of the year incoming I fear

Sis me too You and I going to the nearest towns to get WiFi to listen to Blue Banisters: Also for the record I thought Blue Banisters was genuinely a nice name. But what do I know since I changed names from Concept to Stargirl hahahah. All great things get re-named at least once

Lmaoo I’m just bein extra but it feels like

Me walking into this thread today after the Great Lana Drought of 2021 edit: so happy to have some news from Lana!

Someoen’s prob already said this but I can’t keep track of the fan theories, but anyway what if Blue Banisters was a “leaving Oklahoma and romanticizing about returning to California” kind of record? Now that Se*n is out of the picture and she (presumably) has Clay, the album thematically deals with making amends with California. The album would start with BB and her picking up the pieces - hence the opener. Her friends and her life are there and she can’t realistically leave them for a Midwest fantasy. In part, she’s thankful her friends are there but from another perspective she’s mad because she has to keep dealing with fame and the critics - hence the angrier tracks. Just some afternoon thots

I second my bestie’s advice Currently listening to TB and thriving

“Lana do something”