tulsa jesus freaks

wait if she releases the "paradise" edition of Ocean Blvd and calls it with the og name of the album

i also thought of that

i'm still so confused about BOZ's reaction we now know it's new music but what would be shocking and unbelievable enough to make him jump?

hold on... why can i kinda see it

the way he comes spills and goes so iconic

who knows

would you guys be happy if it was a soundtrack? even tho idk what would be shocking and unbelievable about it

@Kintsugi is the best insider this fandom has ever seen and lots of these other "insiders" wanna be him he's a legend and you can call it dick riding and tbh idc cause he deserves it all

YES PLEASE @Kintsugi don't tell us what it is but tell us how much we're gonna have to wait

EVERYBODY MOVE EVERYBODY WAKE UP KING @Kintsugi IS HERE

idc now im sticking with my theory that she is performing for the king untill a new better theory comes out

idk lmao i mean she has many elegant songs + that one song she covered for the british people idk

omg what if she is performing for King Charles incoronation and she's going on the BBC to announce that?

i mean we know that something is happening before/on tuesday, we don't know if it's gonna be related to the surprise but something is happening

i think we should bring money into the game, everybody share your bets!

what about the iconic @Kintsugi

it's in here guys we did it

good luck cause i keep updating the list every minute and there are a lot

me when i'm actually an insider and i've been teasing the second album title all along with my profile pic

please don't give her ideas

another album would be everything but wouldn't it be weird that none of these leakers have it? cause if they did they would have leaked some snippets already cause we know how much they love attention and we also know how easy it is to get access to Lana's stuff new or old

THEORIES FROM LB: • Lana dropping a skincare • Lana releasing a visual album • Lana releasing a single • Lana being in the Barbie movie/soundtrack • Lana having her own star on the walk of fame • Lana opening an OF account • Lana dropping a movie/short film • Lana dropping a double album • Lana doing the Superbawl Halftime Show • Lana being on The White Lotus season 3 • Lana being on SNL again • Lana releasing an album of unreleased • Lana releasing AKA on spotify etc • Lana re-releasing one of her previous albums • Lana releasing the cover album • Lana destroying every copy of BB on earth • Lana releasing Ocean Blvd on digital tonight • Lana getting a restraining order against Nikki Lane • Lana actually NOT releasing Ocean Blvd anymore • Lana x Dua collab • New version of SOTB with Lana having an actual vers • Lana going on tour with Taylor • Lana doing a musical • Lana running for president • A&W music video • Lana is pregnant/married • Lana on the next AHS season • Lana going on tour • Box set • Lana feat. Morgan Wallen • Ocean Blvd delyed • Lana on a Disney live action • Lana performing on the moon • Lana going into avation • Sweater Weather remix ft. Lana • Coke necklace making a comeback • Lana going back to one of her old stage names / switching to her birth name • The tunnel reopening and becoming a Lana museum/ Lana performing in the tunnel • Fiona Apple ft. Lana • Lana and her dad forming a duo • Lana releasing her unreleased country album • Lana releasing a clothing line/underwear collection • Lana performing for King Charles incoronation and announcing it on BBC radio 1 • Lana at the Met Gala • Lans covering a Dua song on BBC • Tour DVD some of these are insane obviously but as u can see we said all kinds of shit so someone MUST have guessed

3rd album "Come to the tunnel under ocean blvd - it's open again"

now you're just teasing me...