tulsa jesus freaks

idc now im sticking with my theory that she is performing for the king untill a new better theory comes out 

3 minutes ago, fl0r1dakil0s said:

 

girl what song would she even perform there  

idk lmao i mean she has many elegant songs + that one song she covered for the british people idk

omg what if she is performing for King Charles incoronation and she's going on the BBC to announce that?

i mean we know that something is happening before/on tuesday, we don't know if it's gonna be related to the surprise but something is happening

1 minute ago, Selfloathinpoet said:

These are my bets

i think we should bring money into the game, everybody share your bets! 

Just now, American Whore said:

 

you aren't wrong. the only ones I believe because they've shown time and time again to be trustworthy is boz and eclipse. everyone else is just boring honestly and idk if they are reliable or not (and honestly? don't care to keep up)

what about the iconic @Kintsugi

31 minutes ago, tulsa jesus freaks said:

THEORIES FROM LB:

• Lana dropping a skincare

• Lana releasing a visual album

• Lana releasing a single

• Lana being in the Barbie movie/soundtrack

• Lana having her own star on the walk of fame

• Lana opening an OF account

• Lana dropping a movie/short film

• Lana dropping a double album

• Lana doing the Superbawl Halftime Show

• Lana being on The White Lotus season 3

• Lana being on SNL again

• Lana releasing an album of unreleased

• Lana releasing AKA on spotify etc

• Lana re-releasing one of her previous albums

• Lana releasing the cover album

• Lana destroying every copy of BB on earth

• Lana releasing Ocean Blvd on digital tonight

• Lana getting a restraining order against Nikki Lane

• Lana actually NOT releasing Ocean Blvd anymore

• Lana x Dua collab

• New version of SOTB with Lana having an actual vers

• Lana going on tour with Taylor

• Lana doing a musical

• Lana running for president

• A&W music video

• Lana is pregnant/married

• Lana on the next AHS season

• Lana going on tour

• Box set

• Ocean Blvd delyed

• Lana on a Disney live action 

• Lana performing on the moon

• Lana going into avation

• Sweater Weather remix ft. Lana

• Coke neckless making a comeback

• Lana going back to one of her old stage names / switching to her birth name

• The tunnel reopening and becoming a Lana museum/ Lana performing in the tunnel

• Fiona Apple ft. Lana

• Lana and her dad forming a duo

 

some of these are insane obviously but as u can see we said all kinds of shit so someone MUST have guessed 

 

2 minutes ago, DragonWhore said:

I can confirm that one of the theories posted here about the surprise is correct! 

it's in here guys we did it

Just now, Three White Butterflies said:

 

I’ll take a shot of vodka for every wrong guess 

good luck cause i keep updating the list every minute and there are a lot

Just now, IanadeIrey said:

When she teased it all along…

 

March 24 - Did You Know That There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd

 

March 31 - Pearl

 

April 7 - Watch me on Ring a Bell

 

April 14 - Psycho Lifeguard

 

Quadruple album!!! 

me when i'm actually an insider and i've been teasing the second album title all along with my profile pic

4 minutes ago, lemonadedelrey said:

I can literally see this happening especially since her dad is making music now. Lol they’re gonna be a duo. Rob and Lizzy 

please don't give her ideas

another album would be everything but wouldn't it be weird that none of these leakers have it? cause if they did they would have leaked some snippets already cause we know how much they love attention and we also know how easy it is to get access to Lana's stuff new or old

THEORIES FROM LB:

• Lana dropping a skincare

• Lana releasing a visual album

• Lana releasing a single

• Lana being in the Barbie movie/soundtrack

• Lana having her own star on the walk of fame

• Lana opening an OF account

• Lana dropping a movie/short film

• Lana dropping a double album

• Lana doing the Superbawl Halftime Show

• Lana being on The White Lotus season 3

• Lana being on SNL again

• Lana releasing an album of unreleased

• Lana releasing AKA on spotify etc

• Lana re-releasing one of her previous albums

• Lana releasing the cover album

• Lana destroying every copy of BB on earth

• Lana releasing Ocean Blvd on digital tonight

• Lana getting a restraining order against Nikki Lane

• Lana actually NOT releasing Ocean Blvd anymore

• Lana x Dua collab

• New version of SOTB with Lana having an actual vers

• Lana going on tour with Taylor

• Lana doing a musical

• Lana running for president

• A&W music video

• Lana is pregnant/married

• Lana on the next AHS season

• Lana going on tour

• Box set

• Lana feat. Morgan Wallen

• Ocean Blvd delyed

• Lana on a Disney live action 

• Lana performing on the moon

• Lana going into avation

• Sweater Weather remix ft. Lana

• Coke necklace making a comeback

• Lana going back to one of her old stage names / switching to her birth name

• The tunnel reopening and becoming a Lana museum/ Lana performing in the tunnel

• Fiona Apple ft. Lana

• Lana and her dad forming a duo

• Lana releasing her unreleased country album

• Lana releasing a clothing line/underwear collection

• Lana performing for King Charles incoronation and announcing it on BBC radio 1

• Lana at the Met Gala

• Lans covering a Dua song on BBC

• Tour DVD

some of these are insane obviously but as u can see we said all kinds of shit so someone MUST have guessed 

1 minute ago, a banister said:

Now everybody will know about the Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd!

(the N album from the DNC acronym)

3rd album "Come to the tunnel under ocean blvd - it's open again"

Just now, ChaoticLipster said:

Congrats everyone you helped BoZ have another orgasm from all our attention 👏🏻👏🏻

now you're just teasing me...

Just now, ChaoticLipster said:

It’s a visual album and she’s gonna use that account to promote it. ‘Shot by Chuck Grant’ I’ve placed my bet.

i'll take a visual album but not if it's shot by Chuck, that woman has done enough damage

Just now, Xenoblade 2 said:

Btw, every album releases at local time midnight on Spotify which means NZ already have the album .

only when it's a local release, it could be a WW release instead

1 minute ago, fl0r1dakil0s said:

when Lanita makes her Onlyfans debut to promote the record  

you and your group of insiders friends don't know anything about this?

some of yall are negative nellys here

Just now, Maltese Falcon said:

 please this has to be the most delusional post on lanaboards ive seen today

when has boz ever lied?

1 minute ago, Maltese Falcon said:

Just gonna come in here and say some of yall are way too attached to these insiders who, for all we know, could be lying and just messing with yall. And when that is the case yall get upset when you should be getting upset with yourselves for believing people that aren't part of team lana.

we know BOZ doesn't lie, if something he teases doesn't end up happening it just means there was a last minute change of plans

1 minute ago, lol1995 said:

 

EVERYBODY MOVE AGAIN WE WON

those were some terrible 20 minutes believing this theory, let's move on

1 minute ago, kraljicabenzinske said:

no really since Eurovision is in Britain this year she's going on BBC aka BRITISH radio to announce it omg

stop this immediatly

why is the Eurovision being held in Liverpool relevant to the possibility of Lana performing on there?

1 minute ago, sadness is a butterfly said:

Where are y’all seeing a countdown? I just see the T Minus post with no countdown 

t-minus is a term created by nasa to refer to a countdown

thanks google

1 minute ago, nikkilane77 said:

wait... what if the rocket emojis mean something like a Elton John collab... HELL NO!!!!!!!!