lanasbottom

his music sounds like shit i’m sorry, it’s giving meghan trainor so i hope we don’t hear him on any of the two songs

just listened to cocc title track again on my speakers and it may or may not be the 2020-2022 lana/jack/bb production ptsd talking but shit it sounds so rich and full, the buildup, the dark undertone, the last minute and a half… MORE of this and less blue balls on Ocean Boulevard please and thank you

yeah but I doubt anyone will listen to lana just because some corny bald hipster said the new song’s okay and less sloppy than her last ones

and we care why exactly ?

girl

true

and then you woke up

tbf lanaboards calls anyone with vague, lucky guesses who tells the girls what they wanna hear a real insider

Good !

blue banisters in one word :

her not giving us the tracklist is actually so homophobic… cancel her

see this is what i was talking about like i loved the album when it came out and preferred it over cocc by a LOT but after 1 year… yeah i’d prefer listening to nothing than having to sit through the whole album again that one too but we knew that already

Or maybe, wild guess, it’s about the tons of corny lyrics, awful mixing, messy production, the chunk of lazy outtakes and the list goes on. But it sure is funny how some people love to convince themselves that it’s a perfect album with nothing to criticize no ?

that brings us down to 1 great song out of 14

the awful vocals and clunky lyrics on arcadia, the pointless and jarring interlude made by her closeted ex, the grocery list ass lyrics on bb, the unnecessary youtube rips… oh yeah truly her worst mixta- i mean album ever

relistened to the whole album again for the first time in a year and wow… it aged even worse than expected which is weird considering i loved it when it came out and found it miles better than cocc. time the ultimate truth teller after all… it’s a cosmic miracle it still gets the daily streams it gets considering how unnecessarily long and boring the album as whole is. Several songs on their own are pretty good but 14 piano ballads back to back lord have mercy

not those

where do the french lipsters find the vinyl variants ? i feel like they are all sold out everywhere already and i ain’t paying 45€ + 30€ shipping and fees for a vinyl…again

i wonder why her team/label push the ocean thing so much like what does it mean nnn

the only thing i truly truly want (and which is pretty realistic idc) is many and GOOD bridges again. please i’m begging

this sounds like such a serve compared to what we’ve recently gotten in the mv department : her heating up a block of cheese in a microwave, her driving a tractor and n*kk*’s hillbilly ass sitting in a golf cart

please the way i see EVERY single forum + twitter making fun of that whiny anime loser, yapping the whole week about her "killing her streaming momentum" when she literally gets over 19 million daily streams

istg if i have to hear about karmic lineage again on this album