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like ? i have only seen one single person talk about it and i haven’t even seen a thread i wondered the same until i noticed the lineup is in alphabetical order

lana has literally been announced as a performer at fucking Glastonbury in June (which 100% indicates a festival tour this summer idc) and all some of you unhappy virgins yap about is a song lyric that no one but braindead twitter maniacs will gaf about and "idk i don’t like this song, it’s another pIaNo bAlLaD aLbUm" keep the boring dissertations for album release day or go be annoying on reddit

when she cosplays as hot gay insider on the next album and changes her insta pfp to a squidward meets goldilocks pic

especially since Kali’s album is boring af and i really really love her, so if P4K tries to come for her because some of the album is slower paced… beware

on one hand i’m super tired of all these newbies coming in here every ten minutes asking idiotic things but on the other hand i love seeing them get banned or put on mod queue 10 seconds after joining the forum the trash really does take itself out

why is your ass so chart and streams obsessed literally who tf cares like you’re definitely not wrong here (for once) but why would you stan the literal antithesis of charts and streams instead of just stanning ariana or rihanna if you love streaming performances so much ?

is she the one singing the Angelina line or does Tommy ? and i know the "this album is so UV x NFR" shit is stupid but i love reading them so @ the impatient girls : which album hybrid is this ? is it giving Honeymoon x Norman hybrid ?

i agree, having the strongest songs on the second half while having title tracks and A&Ws in the first half ?oh yeah a collapse is coming and the few bits of lyrics i read look absolutely stunning, i don’t even mind the name dropping from what i’ve seen very very excited, i’m counting the minutes until i can take in the album in full

i’m not leak-shaming and y’all know i’m not the type to judge people () but i really can’t believe so many of y’all are listening to low quality leaks full of gay tags… i fully get listening to the 3 HQ ones and throwing in a snippet or two but so many of y’all jumping to listen to unlistenable leaks, and in FULL too ?? couldn’t be me lmao that being said the reviews and fan acclaim over a quarter of the album… yeah we’ll all be dead once Taco Truck, Fishtail, Kintsugi, Candy Necklace and Let The Grammy In leak her best album coming after all

by going out to touch some grass, maybe you’ll find him there

girl go stan BTS then lana’s demographic are twenty to thirty year old sad gays, not 14 year old high schoolers… some of us have better to do than mitigate leaks to preserve artificial streaming numbers

you sound disappointed

you’re not getting your moment forget it

ofc you would

@111 our tasteful dramatic queen, we love you no but seriously the leaker’s obviously highly deranged… mental institution. now.

notice how miss @111 has been eerily quiet since everything started leaking ? or who is it that is so pressed by the "gaping unappealing ugly used hole" ? we need answers… @Kintsugi you’re not here either hmmm @Rosemead january 6th… i presume you were there ?

that’s what y’all are listening to ? this is easily as bad as cassette girl…

not the girls leaking her album mere hours before she’s on stage getting a lifetime award… hell is a hot hot place

in a good or bad way? not listening until the whole thing’s out

oh it’s starting it’s starting the most interesting part of the prerelease is starting : leak week

you’re gonna be mad af

me not moving an inch for the paradise line but accepting the covid line as real in under half a second @Rosemead which song mentions Serene Queen cat wig ?

9 more days of this huh ?

aaand here come the corny lyrics

we really don’t need insiders to know that