wingbird

idk who needs to read this, but the lyrics in the chorus "Go find yourself a man who's strong, and tall, and Christian" isn't advice to go whip-tappin' on the prairie, it's chiding the other party that they're basic and that they don't belong together. The song is a warning about being damaged goods. 
 
But make it UPBEAT AND COUNTRY 

i'm really kinda hoping the scat artist's lana bc how iconic and HILARIOUS would that b 

off topic i wanna know who the scat artist might b bc ROFL but also. if it's really some kind of pre-release tradition then maybe they're onto something, post shit wise ofc 

alright but lemme just say, the scat artist liked my theory post on here. and then paused- . liked another one awkwardly, as to like, divert from that so. suspicious