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That's valid, maybe I'm too young, I'm also confused why didn't they bring Lil Kim for this though....maybe because they wanted Nicki? E: Also clarifying that this seems very safe

"Hi everyone, look at my ass!" okay Bebe here is that attention you've ordered, moving on

Flop city, it's a kiss ass for hip hop gen-x artists & Shakira so production won't allow any fighting this year smh , they got a flop Doritos stage for these newcomers they are trying to push. The most "controversial" thing is the lack of talent (And inviting Doja and Nicki if Twitter brained, but they make money) Edit: And making everybody and their mother lipsync doesn't help

Nicki won for Super Freaky allegations girl

My greatest fear- please give it to Lana she is culturally relevant online atm I know she didn't show but give HER MERCY

Some random rock girl group they're trying to push, once again, the newbie flop stage

Award given to Selena due to giant streams/charts , they get an obligatory shot of Taylor cheering Selena for social media engagement, and now they can make more money from that category Here comes the kpop , they aren't getting the camerawork they get on their idol shows lol

Will Selena Gomez win? Edit: KNEW IT

I kinda appreciate her obnoxious ass energy, I think she was canceled a few months back for some inappropriate comedy skit involving a minor - it seems the industry has more to milk from her, I think she was recently on Paris Hiltons podcast

Not Tiffany Hadish

I JUST now noticed....is this meant to be the "flop" emoticon, I knew it had those vibes but never really put that together - leave it to the VMAs thread to help me come to that revelation

Damn Scott Disik has aged

So tired of this shitty burger king whooper jingle they've had for the past year, Steven Aoki making it even more insufferable, where's Devon

Kylies impact with Diddy and in his family in the Padam Padam red YUP "Stray Kids" uh oh, here come the obtuse kpop stans

"For me to be able to touch you....." "...with my music"

Dude his kids look JUST like him

MAKE SOME MORE NOISE Don't tell me what to do

I don't remember the specifics, just that he's messy and it's an inside joke at this point, don't know which way he actually swings - so I guess only an internet rumor

Okay a classic

Whenever I see Diddy I just think of the gay/industry gatekeeper allegations

O-O-Ozempic You're actually "supposed" to get it a bit younger nowadays due to skin elasticity

Well just have to wait for Lorry Hill's celebrity analysis update

That was really short, that Renee girl. I think they have a flop/newbie doritos sponsored stage thing, and a main stage BRITNEYYYYY Her Pepsi throwback being more interesting than half of these dorks LOL

Lots of dancers to compensate for questionable stage presence for these acts ...