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And some from our non-binary friends 

1 minute ago, the ocean said:

when all the advertisers pull out because of female presenting nipples

misogynistic hoes but @Elle also needs that extra coin to keep the site up

We can put up complementary male nipples too?

Just now, Beautiful Loser said:

Yesss, do it, I bought her vinyls before having a record player too!

We're in this together

I have been held down and forcefed the delulu juice with this track. Do I have my vinyl player yet? no. Will I be buying the vinyl for this album? F*CKYEAH

Okay Okay Okay

WE DID IT

I've been watching this unfold on IG from the dinnertable but oh my god the aesthetitsssss

giving TURNTINA alt pop rock I won’t not fuck you the fuck up softcore bb doll vibes. 

2 minutes ago, sweetie said:

 

That was me!

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I don't get the meltdowns, the cover is beautiful.

 

It's a solo pic of her. There's a list of collaborators below the title, almost like a movie poster. That's what I meant, it's not a COCC tea at all!

 

Okay witch trial cancelled. She's one of us.

1 minute ago, Map of LA said:

This is why I don't like when some things are are accidentally uploaded or found before an announcement

 

We could still be discussing the album title and BoZ descriptions right now, instead we're all about to have a panic attack 

https://tenor.com/bvT08.gif

1 minute ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

Girlies did anything happen since page 1139? I don’t have the time to read 50 pages 

@sweetie about to be put on the LB Witch Trial, nothing more.

Just now, BartenderDeco said:

i just opened tiktok and the first tiktok i saw was about drake

its a sign 

Close it 

Just now, mrborntolose said:

….anyway 

 

did u kno that there’s a glory hole under Ocean blvd?

Just now, hotshot2am said:

 

But he also said nothing like LFL

So no rappers then..?

Sweetie cancelled?

Everything is alright again?

Just now, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

Lana on a bus would be iconic

1 minute ago, sweetie said:

 

Speaking of rappers...

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There is a collab with a Canadian rapper on the album...

 

 

Ben..?

Is Sweetie the new Doll Club?

2 minutes ago, Writer In The Dark said:

Six producers on the album cover? Why 

producers and collaborators..?

1. Lana

2. Jack

3. Drew

4. Ian? Jon?

5. Rick?

6. FJM

Just now, yayowen said:

guys what times did she make album announcements in the past?

Whenever she fkin wants 

Just now, kaliuchis said:

she missed the chance on BB era to sell used purple iphone 11’s

Half of the album was like a used purple iphone 11 

1 minute ago, yourolllikethunder said:

what about Etsy India? They have a 1980s vintage AT listed (ships from Sweden I guess). No Bluetooth obviously, but could hook to a speaker! Looks like when I convert this one is $130 USD maybe? 👀

 Idk if shipping would be outrageous…

 

https://www.etsy.com/in-en/listing/1355749839/hitachi-ht-40-s-audio-technica-at?click_key=6749d190613e5a0d6d89514094161f4acf9e63db%3A1355749839&click_sum=70432f6e&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=audio+technica&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&organic_search_click=1&edd=1&sts=1

 

General search:

https://www.etsy.com/in-en/search?q=audio technica

OH F*K YEAH, I might be able to get someone to pick this up for me! 

ILY @yourolllikethunder 

Hoping for some iconic merch a-la the LFL coke necklace 

Just now, yourolllikethunder said:

DAMN. I’m sorry, I wasn’t sure how bad it would be. I’ll let you know if I find any in India for a good price and quality through my searches!

You're so sweet omg 

3 minutes ago, yourolllikethunder said:

I have a vinyl player and a pretty large collection! I totally see the value in buying a vinyl if you can’t play it—half of it is the aesthetic experience. Having a large version of the artwork and booklet to look through is a lot of fun, and you can frame/display as well.

 

if you’re looking for a high quality, inexpensive (well, as inexpensive as they get without ruining your records *cough Crowley suitcase players*) record player, I’d recommend buying a discontinued one from Audio Technica, any version of the LP60, look for one with Bluetooth. You can beam it to a Bluetooth speaker or you can get a large double headphone jack and hook it to any speaker! It goes for $100-200 USD:

 

https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=audio+technica+lp60&_trksid=p2380057.m4084.l1311&_sacat=0

The ones on retail in India are about $700+ 

2 minutes ago, hotshot2am said:

Insiders not talking about the cover could either mean they don't won't to spoil everything or it's a mess  We will know in a couple hours.

I fear the single cover will be a picture of flowers (NO LANA) and that ugly yellow font.

Just now, Blue Rev said:

 

We will not be streaming the worst song in her entire discog

Beautiful says hi.

Just now, Venice Peach said:

I don't... I buy vinyls for display  l do plan on buying a player tho but some people told me the cheap ones sound shitty so I guess I'll have to do some research

I've only ever seen one vinyl player and it looked PRICEY .. can't imagine how a Lana record sounds on it 

Genuinely curious about this, how many of you actually have vinyl players? They're super expensive where I live and the actual vinyls cost a bomb too. Would you buy a DYKTATUOBLEPFKOJF vinyl even if you wouldn't be able to play it?