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I HAVEN’T DONE A KARTWHEEL SINCE I WAS 9 

1 minute ago, Poor Stacy said:

I'm very happy we don't have super early leaks anymore. *knocks on wood* 

 

Now if we make it past March 10 without one, that will be miraculous...

I’m only speaking for myself but if any leaks are to happen (which they always seem to do with Lana, especially this era with the confusion of release date), I will not be partaking in the listening of said leak. After hearing about her possessions getting stolen and how hurt she was when voicing it on Instagram, it just seems like a huge disrespect. 

9 minutes ago, All Around the Moon said:

 

Can I ask what the sizing is like? I'm probably going to order 1 size up anyway, but I just want to see if it runs big or small.

hmm…so i bought a medium and it fits me exact

if i end up buying the new one, i will definitely be sizing up just to make it less tight. sizing up is definitely the way to go for jackets IMO

7 minutes ago, TropicoKitten said:

Okay, I KNOW this isn't the answer that you want to hear but I don't think it will be hard to fix on your own. If the patches are sewn onto the jacket (this unfortunately won't work if they're directly embroidered onto the jacket) you could easily take a seam ripper to the stiches that hold them onto the jacket and remove them. Then you could just and sew them into the correct order. As customers who are paying $120, we shouldn't have to do this but imma clown and I'm willing to do this if they actually end up in the wrong order

ok bby, so i will be sending my jacket to you so that you can do this for me since you seem to be talented in that department 😘 

1 minute ago, venicebitch said:

 

ngl the album jacket always was and always will be ugly

 

they just somehow made it even uglier

maybe so LOL. i do hate the random red line and i wish the jacket was a bomber jacket but idk, i enjoy owning lana merch that not many own. like i remember purchasing the jacket during the LFL tour and maybe three other people had it and i do like how it has the albums on the jacket. 🤷🏻‍♂️ 

Ok but can we talk

cause i really wanna buy the updated jacket with all the album patches BUT, idk if i will be able to get over the fact that blue banisters is above COCC in the order - like i know it’s such a small detail that no one other than lana fans would notice BUT i notice and it would forever piss me off.

im hoping that it’s just a mock-up and her team fixes it. 🕯️ 

everyone please smoke a blunt or do something to calm the stress. im worried about some of y'all.

whether or not the single comes tomorrow, one thing we know for sure - we are getting a brand new album with 15 new songs next month. we're all gonna be ok

…so looks like we ain’t getting that Fenty album anytime soon

Lana better come through on the 14th cause I can’t handle any more disappointment 

I’m telling y’all right now if  “Grandfather please…” doesn’t leave me like this by the end of the song

Lana will be hearing from me

I have expectations that this song is just gonna rip me apart 

So I purchased the jacket during her LFL tour and remember being one of the only people with it and I had always wished that she would update the patches so that I could include them onto the jacket...now I'm having to buy a whole new jacket just to get them but I will because its Lana. 

kinda annoyed tho that Blue Banisters patch is above Chemtrails...

I’M READY TO BE AN AMERICAN WHORE 

Is she aware that she has an album supposedly dropping next month..? 

im exhaustedddddd 

i stg if Lana remains mute throughout this week too….

50 DAYS! (that’s it team, we can do this) 

50 days until we are blessed with yet another masterpiece ✨ 

I saw that SYML just released a record

also just discovered that he’s a singer also LOL. idk why i thought he was just a pianist. 

welp…

let’s try again next week 

14 minutes ago, your dealer said:

Ok so she knew we thought it was gunna be Wednesday and because of that knew that we would know it would be Thursday so it’s actually going to be Friday!!!! 

let it go plsss 😩😩

we’ve been clowning ourselves all week 

can @Kintsugi return just so that we can feel something?!?

plss

12 hours ago, living legend said:

I’m feeling good about today (as i sit here sick af in my bed) 

 

🕯️she will announce something today🕯️ 

 

i want to preorder the titty vinyl already!! 

Lana and her team better release the merch soon cause I fear I’m dropping 1000k next week on Beyoncé tickets 😳

i need violins to make a return for LDR10

I’m feeling good about today (as i sit here sick af in my bed) 

🕯️she will announce something today🕯️ 

i want to preorder the titty vinyl already!! 

fuck at this point i will literally just take the pre-order of the box set, new vinyl and whatever else kind of merch she has for this album

im starvinggggg

I honestly would pay good money to have Terri Joe react to the new album 

how do we make this happen?

3 minutes ago, Kintsugi said:

 

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I give myself two seconds to cry

Let it crash over me like the waves in the sea

 

I give myself two seconds to breathe

Go back to being a serene queen

 

  SHUT. THE. FUCK. UPPPPPPP!!! 

her best album lyrically is incoming