caitlyn valliulina

5 minutes ago, mlittle11 said:

the song is gonna open with a voicemail from patty calling her “the biggest whore in america” 

IMAGINE.

1 minute ago, 111 said:

i wrote an essay on patty being the issue years ago and not her father when we knew nothing about their relationship and she was still very silent on the topic and i was attacked for it... now what

 

now? we apologize. 

when lana exposes patty for constantly slutshaming her and siding with the press 

1 minute ago, lilac heaven said:

when @exposinglizzygrant shows up on IG and starts posting screenshots of texts with lana and then in the reflection of the phone screen we see that it’s PATRICIA 

when lana finds the account and uploads another typewriter post 

when patty gets sick and tired and makes an instagram account so she can expose lana on instagram live 

12 minutes ago, PatentLeatherDoOver said:

Big day for people who went no contact with their mothers

big day for someone who's beginning to resent their mother and has nowhere to vent that frustration  LDR coming in clutch 

3 minutes ago, Evergreen said:

"Mom called" - another possible lyric of A&W shared by BOZ. 

patty RUN 

ocean blvd is 110% going to be her best album. ocean blvd alone is already one of her best songs - like top 10 in her entire discography and no one will change my mind  march 24th needs to hurry up and prove me right  

Just now, Fingertips said:

I'm fine with next week, I guess...hopefully we get the Billboard shoot with it 

it could be worse 

5 minutes ago, Fingertips said:

Not another nine days...

they should've just kept the length to themselves 

nevermind........ 

6 minutes ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

THE WAY I TOOK AN EMERGENCY BATHROOM BREAK WHEN I FOUND OUT WE’RE MOVING HELP IM HIDING IN THE SPACIOUS ADA LUXURY STALL IM FREAKING OUT 

this is what happened to me when ocean blvd leaked  I was so caught off guard and had to hide in the bathroom for the entirety of 3rd period to gather myself 

7 minutes ago, Ultraviolencez said:

YALL GET READY TO EXPERIENCE THE A&W CULTURAL RESET 

IM NOT READY, I STILL NEED TO PREPARE 

A&W LENGTH ON ITUNES? i think we'll be getting it within the next few days   hppefully our prayers were finally answered 

everything about this night is so 2012 esque. not even just her being at the chateau, like her hair and mannerisms remind me of those old paparazzi videos 

that shady ass caption LMAOOO 

the hair and fit plus her being back at the chateau 

I feel like the only person in the world who isn't watching

100k, time for you to post lana.... 

and the chaos begins 

4 minutes ago, Venice Peach said:

By the way I don't think us discovering the account is a bad thing/a fuck up on their part. Wouldn't it be better to already have a lot of hype for their first post?

 

Imagine if they started posting stuff and nobody realized cause the account wasn't found yet 

what else do they expect? they know how we are 

everyone hurry up and run 

this is actually so exciting and makes me hopeful for this new era. the last time she did this was in 2015 with honeymoon and that account isnt even verified yet  makes me think she has some real cool girl shit in store for us 

someone said the oceanblvd account reminds them of when lana first opened honeymoon and omg 

why would lana need a grammy when much more meaningful awards like this and the decade award exist?