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kinda hoping it isn't a double album because those tend to be messy and of inconsistent quality.. I feel like a more concise 10-12 track album with a mix of regular runtime and longer, more ambitious and sprawling tracks is best

2 minutes ago, lol1995 said:

NEIL IGS NEIL IGS

I'll take this to mean there are no car selfies as single covers this era.. we won 

is he like... actually serious? I don't understand why he's become antisemitic seemingly out of the blue (although I suppose in some ways it's a natural progression from his initial MAGA conversion years ago)

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5 minutes ago, EndlessSummer said:

AHHHHH

@111 please confirm I just want to see you post another iconic takedown of him

2 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

ENOUGH OF THE CRYPTIC INSIDERS SPILL THE DAMN TEA!

god hands out his strictest punishments to insiders who won't spill the tea 

I'm in the kitchen cooking dinner spinning around in a delirious state of pure joy 

I have severe whiplash from what we've endured at this forum over the past few days  but it was all worth it in the end.. thank you hola tv, you stepped in when no one else would 

20 minutes ago, VioletBunny said:

 

MY HEART IS FULL, I AM LIGHTER THAN AIR, TRUE HAPPINESS IS WITHIN OUR REACH 

1 minute ago, For K said:

 

Some random Lipster on LB's right now after hacking into Hola TV headquarters to get us the interview 

when the lipster in question gatekeeps the info so they can pretend to be an insider for a few days 

2 minutes ago, White Dress said:

What if it's poetry related 

let's hope not 

3 minutes ago, NikoGo said:

Why would she announce the announcement though 

 

the 7th sounds so far away but that’s less than a week so I’d take it!

maybe there's a language barrier and she said the single is coming on the 7th

I'm hoping that's the case because an announcement on the 7th would mean nothing would be released until next year

Ben running to write down the names of LB users he might need to sue later 

we're truly about to witness Her rebirth 

10 minutes ago, the ocean said:

ok i hate being called a liar so i'm treading lightly here

this is where i found the encrypted password
https://lanadelrey2.stage-umg-uk-wp.com/_Incapsula_Resource?SWJIYLWA=719d34d31c8e3a6e6fffd425f7e032f3&ns=2&cb=1333969564

i can't find the decrypting page anymore, and they changed the website since i last checked so i can't go back and look but I know that the link above is the encrypted password since the other page had several lines of code that were just '3 = s, x = #' et cetera

please don't give me a warning point for sharing this and NO one try to hack the website pleek

the last word on that page is return omg she's reviving the orchestral arrangements of BTD, UV, and Honeymoon for LDR9 confirmed 

the unrelenting blackness of her website is her way of summoning us into the void.. I am standing at the door waiting for the call 

46 minutes ago, mlittle11 said:

i dont know if any opener will ever reach the level of cruel world… pls prove me wrong lana 

well, she did have her little red party dress on last night, so now all she needs is her bible and her gun and she should be good to go for the re-up 

my sources tell me Lana is watching from her alt account The Doll Club waiting for this thread to hit 900 pages before she announces anything 

praying for Honeymoon is Delirious and Drowning chaotic revenge arc for LDR9

2 minutes ago, the ocean said:

25 new pages that's more like it

can someone summarize what has happened (if anything) i'm not reading all that

LDR9 is a Tidal exclusive 

19 minutes ago, SoftwareUpgrade said:

High by the beach 

 

beach

 

Waist deep in icy waves

spiritually, linguistically, mathematically, anatomically and metaphysically it's all coming together 

22 minutes ago, kraljicabenzinske said:

okay so heres my take just quickly

its probs safe to assume that the album has the word "cookie" in it (cookies are sweet so maybe that's like rock candy sweet reworked, like maybe its "rock cookie sweet" now) and lana is obviously going to get personal on the record and talk about the stalker and how she hates her privacy not being respected. i think its actually going to be some kind of a big deal about the world we live in where there's no more privacy and people stealing and collecting information and exposing everyone

 

at least that's what the hints from lanadelrey.com are giving me

 

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RCS actually stands for Raw Coochie Sweat  her slut pop era incoming 

personally I think it is no coincidence that Lana Del Rey is a singer and 2022 is a year that she lives in