EARTHA

also i'm going to vomit, im never eating chocolate again

Lana is already cancelled, she should do whatever tf she wants

this is actually true. Rob and Patty are both lizard people, but Lizzy did such a horrible job fitting into lizard culture when she was younger, she was so enamored with human culture. That's why Patty would scream at her and Rob wouldn't step in because he knew his daughter could never really be a human. Her face changes so much because it's literally a disguise. All the photos from her younger are deep fakes. Lindsay Lohan is also a lizard person. That being said, Lana has had multiple full body surgeries to take on human form and takes a regimen of specially devised medications to align her endocrine system and other bodily functions with that of humans. Wildflower Wildfire was about this. What all this means is that there will be new music October 14th

lead single and music video September 21, album release shortly following on October 14th, confirmed.

this description is what i need, what i have been praying for, what i whisper into the heavens when i pray to the Lord every night. also i am willing to sacrifice my health for Donoghue's sexual fluids anyday Trent Reznor producing a Lana album or song would be IT

fuck. youre right

4 minutes contains exactly 240 seconds. "Lana Del Rey New Album" contains 18 letters + 4 spaces. 240 - 184 = 56 Lana is 1 person. 56 + 1 = 57 57 days from today is OCTOBER 14TH. something regarding Lana's new album coming October 14 confirmed

Lana will be covering "Fly Me To The Moon" She and Azealia will squash their beef She will be featured on M.I.A.'s new album something big is coming October 14th She will never work will Nikki Lane again

OCTOBER 14

My psychic senses tell me, something is coming OCtober 14th. she has done collabs for this album with artists very much not associated with her, or even her usual genre. She will make up with Azealia and feature her on a track. Lana will be featured on M.i.A's new album. it's giving Lana Del Rey does Linkin Park. she experiments with heavy metal AND country IN THE SAME SONG, title track. October 14. mark my words

thank you for posting this i've never really listened to Lucinda and this whole album is touching my soul so hard right now. these new wave country girls could never

yes to all of these. also Your Girl and A Star For Nick deserve a spot. i think we have to remember and be grateful for how insanely prolific Lana is. starting with Born to Die, she's dropped 8 albums in 10 years, not even counting the unreleased shit thats been leaked, various features and extras, etc. A normal artist makes you wait at least 2 or 3 years between albums. Fiona Apple makes us wait 6 years between an album. Lana barely makes us wait one. I'm still waiting on a new Kate Bush record since 2011. we're well and truly spoiled, but i still hope the album surprise releases this year

i need a song to break down and cry in the shower to while the too hot water pours over my face, forcing my tears to spiral into the drain just like everything else that may have been good in my life

it's enough for me to know i have a 1 in 8 billion chance with Jack Donoghue. i just know he smells like mud, cheap cigarettes, gasoline, and ass

finally someone is asking the important questions! is there a correlation between Lana's album quality and Lana's boyfriend hotness? if so, Lana's best record is incoming. i want Jack Donoghue to punch me in the face, Lana's getting it so good rn

im just fuckin around, i don't know anything just my delusions, dreams, and psychic visions

she is planning on a surprise release with one teaser single earlier. record pressings are still delayed so she has to make up her mind and give the ok to the label, decide the album is "done done" but from what i hear, oct 14 is the tentative date.

October 14 very very rough, raw sound, vocals sound almost lofi, but good. glitchy, like parts of the mix and her vocals just cut in and out. she does more with her vocals than past albums, stuff on there even crazier than Dealer. title track has HEAVY electric guitar and fucked up drums. weird electronic effects layered over orchestral instrumentals. VERY different from her past work

this is really so deep ... the plastic upon her fingertips reminds her of those trips to the grocery store.. when he was there. now she uses paper bags

country Lana would not be Hinga Dinga Dergen, she thinks my tractors sexy, achy breaky kacey muskrat, before he sheetz, pop country bullshit, it would be slow and beautiful Americana country ballads, acoustic guitar driven, heart wrenching melodies with a touch of golden sun warmth and rural comfort. Lana Del Rey isn't fuckin rascall Flat Lana cover Whiskey Lullaby

Lana should collab with her hot boyfriend and do something like this with her beautiful melodies atop

Lana cover We Used To by Dolly Parton

Waist Deep In Icy Waves (2022) LEAKED TRACKLIST: 1. Waist Deep In Icy Waves 2. Tracing Fingertips Over Plastic Bags (Or Maybe Get Your Attention For A Minute Or Two) 3. Chuck's Hair 4. Cook County Department Of Corrections 5. Men Who Smell (And The Women Who Love Them) 6. My Boyfriend And His Dog 7. Cousin Love 8. Leftovers From Courtney Love 9. I Thought People Would Know Who I Was Inherently (I Learned That Was Not True) 10. Normal 11. Northern Star

i wonder if LDR9 (aka Waist Deep In Icy Waves) will have any collabs.

i refuse to believe the album exists at all until she says something. this bitch loves snippeting her shit and talking about album titles and whatever and getting us thirsty for months like with NFR. i just can't let myself get hurt again........