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Tired of only replaying Tunnel Vision, The Contortionist and Powder nonstop since they are the only songs with replay value in this goddamn album 

 

It’s a shame all my plays go to waste in SoundCloud leaks of Garden, Dragons Blood and Fingers Crossed 

52 minutes ago, Speed Driving Coconuts said:

 

I sorta agree with this but also I don't since I thoroughly enjoyed Chromatica and I feel like it's a bit of a return to form for pop Gaga. The 911 MV in particular feels like something Gaga would have produced during Artpop era. I don't think judging Chromatica for what it was vs her other pop albums is fair considering Covid fucked up all of her plans for it.

 

But at the same time, Gaga is a lot less exciting nowadays outside of her music endeavors. Movie Gaga and Businesswoman Gaga are so vanilla that it hurts to think she used to be the Judas girl. 

I think with Chromatica she TRIED to come back to her eccentric roots but failed miserably… the production is so H&M it hurts and the lyrics are real bad… I can only see a little bit of old Gaga in Babylon… the rest is so in the nose! Gaga used to have strange lyrics and metaphors like Teeth, Government Hooker or Bloody Mary.

 

now instead we get lyrics like “My name isn’t Alice, but I still keep looking for Wonderland” or “My biggest enemy is me, Pop a 911” or “the scars on my mind are on replay” or Fun Tonight as a whole. So cringe 😬 

 

she’s relying so much on “trauma” and not even on an artistic way like she did on ARTPOP. Swine, Dope and Gypsy are great examples of this… it’s like a watered down Gaga! I think even Joanne is superior to Chromatica, at least it’s not selling “weird alien aesthetic” to deliver Ava Max songs.

 

Trying to rely on features like Ariana, Blackpink or Elthon John is also proof of the tryhardness of it all. It’s givin industry plant 

 

She has criticized Madonna several times, but the thing is, Madonna has never settled down in her career, specially not so early on… she’s still pushing the boundaries to this day (even if Madame X isn’t my favorite)… im not saying Gaga is not an icon, she has delivered 3 perfect pop albums in a row, and inspired artists like Slayyyter. Im just hoping they don’t fall flat like her and get lazy.
 

When Slayyyter said she was obsessed with Chromatica I was afraid for the album, but it still turned out good 

I know talking about her artistic decay has been the topic of this thread for years now, but it still amazes me how someone, I though could do no wrong like her, has dropped the ball so hard in terms of quality! 
 

how’s possible she’s the same person who wrote Dollhouse, Tag, Your It, Miss Potato Head or Bittersweet Tragedy… and now doing songs like Battle of the Larynx, Glued, Brain & Heart or Field Trip… 

 

the leaks of Portals gave me some hope but she instead chose to release the messiest concept album in ages.

 

Crybaby was a perfect era cause, even though the outtakes are great, I can’t imagine the album any other way! It’s perfect the way it is and the songs chosen are ideal! They work so well to the narrative and still are cohesive without being boring 
 

in Portals, on the other hand, I can imagine the album with any tracklist other than the one we were given… that’s how bad she selected the songs. And don’t blame the leaks cause, for example, Miley had Plastic Hearts completely leaked months before it’s release and it’s still her best work. the same goes for many other artists… at the end of the day, leaks only get to hardcore fans, but the general public won’t even notice. That’s how hard you are willing to compromise the quality of your work? For a few twitter gays? 
 

she was my favourite artist by far, her concepts and aesthetic were sooo interesting, but she lost it for me… completely. It’s clear Kinetics + One love had a lot to do with it since her best songs are with them 

I honestly don’t get the obsession with Lady Gaga… like the Fame Monster and Born This Way are masterpieces (ARTPOP is a mess but still has great songs too) but all her recent efforts are getting more boring and mid… Chromatica was a desperate way of capitalizing on her past self but failed miserably… she doesn’t even look like the same person AT ALL! 
 

All she does now is compliant about the music industry, take herself too seriously and try to sell herself as a Jazz singer/makeup artist, WTF! It’s like she has lost all interest in music once she got all the money and recognition 

 

I hope Slayyyter doesn’t follow her steps, and goes the Madonna route and reinvent herself. STARFUCKER was great but I don’t want her to do the same over and over again. I have faith in her vision tho 

13 hours ago, viv said:

i love moon cycle idc the lyrics r weird but the production and music itself is so good 

Tea 🍵 

The way if she released Garden, Dragons Blood and Void (demo) they would have 50M streams only from me… what a missed opportunity! 
 

Anyways, do we know anything new about the Hamster Wheel snippet? Are we getting it in full anytime soon? Sounds great so far 

Run is underappreciated, period 

 

that bridge… omg 

9 hours ago, slayyyngel said:

not lady gaga replying to slayyyter's tiktok using a clip of Brooklyn Nights leak....

she probably forgot it’s her own song and thinks it’s Slayyyters hahaha 

another fucking sample??? She can’t be serious… 

 

there’s not an original bone in her, my god all her songs are samples yet they still all sound the same 

12 hours ago, PCM86 said:

It might not fit sonically but I actually think "Battle of the Larynx" is a very great song. Don't get the hate here.

 The title alone might be the worst thing ever, it’s givin Deepthroat 

 

Love the outro tho 

Just read on a comment and wondering if Garden samples First Burn… I can hear the similarity, anyways, her best unreleased! 

8 hours ago, ts2003 said:

Am I the only one who prefers felonies, death (final version)?

I don’t think it’s necessarily bad per se, but it’s a little more basic than the demo.
 

Idk, there’s something sooo calming about the first Death, it’s somehow a ballad but manages to get u into the spiritual feel and I think it would work great as an opener or a closer. Also I think the uptempo repetitive chorus and rock instrumental doesn’t match the theme of the song. It goes on for a little too long and it gets boring after the second verse, while the demo keeps my interest for longer and puts me in the mood for a fairy like storytelling 

 

but that’s just my opinion 

6 hours ago, The Siren said:

you leave Garden ALONE

maybe the only justified one… I was rather referring to Nymphology and Leeches so calm down 

 

I’ve been here for Garden since the beginning, is a masterpiece 

The album we were robbed from:

 

1.      Death                       (Demo)

2.      Void                          (Demo)

3.      Dragons Blood 

4.      Tunnel Vision 

5.      Faerie Soiree 

6.      Leeches 

7.      Spider Web 

8.      Moon Cycle              (Final) 

9.      Garden 

10.    Needle & Thread

11.    The Contortionist 

12.    Nymphology 

13.    Emerald 

14.    Fingers Crossed

15.    Mother Of Pearl 

16.    Sirens

 

medieval EP with outtakes: 

 

1.      Barely Juice 

2.      Synchronicities 

3.      Magents 

4.      Puzzle                (Finalized)

5.      Corpse 

 

EP to shit on her ex with a “rock” vibe:

 

1.       Pluto

2.       Evil

3.       Battle Of The Larynx 

4.       Powder 

 

 

and thaaaat would have ate! Album full of BOPs, no skips and concept clear! But she chose to mess it up unfortunately and now she’s missing all my streams for her unreleased bops… 

 

portals could have been AOTY (with another title of course) but instead it’s flopping, deservingly so 

5 hours ago, WildChild said:

Not Dead Just Expired is so boring. Snoozefest with a horrid mix.

still better than Battle Of the Shit and Gotta Scape the Shit (final)

 

26 minutes ago, sublimedreamersublime said:

This is exactly what I've been thinking since the album came out. I love those songs but they don't fit with the concept.

it should have been an album with the leaks and then an Ep with Evil, Battle Of the Larynx and Powder so she could shit on her ex peacefully without compromising the album concept 

 

also all the piss and penises lyrics were not needed 

Leak Guilty and Vodka Soda, thx 

I Love those songs about being hot and high she claims she hates, keep ‘em coming 

4 hours ago, 13 Bitches said:

so it’s safe to assume Light Shower video is coming on the album’s anniversary right ?

She can keep that, release Garden and Dragons Blood on streaming instead 

16 hours ago, viv said:

im sorry One Love's 2020 version of Death is so much better than the one on the album.. Finger's Crossed & Not Dead, Just Expired also got robbed of their place

 

I do love MOON CYCLE though, cute production and always going back to listen 

 

I wish she kept the medieval concept shown in PORTALS outtakes instead of the spiritual fairy concept

wait, u spilled 

 

I think she could have done both medieval and fairy concepts but she instead replaced the BOPs with some “rock” songs with no correlation with the concept (Battle of the Larynx, im looking at you) 

The way all the Portals leaks eat up the actual songs on the album… my God is it bad! 
 

the only good songs we got are Tunnel Vision, Leeches, Moon Cycle, Nymphology and The Contortionist and most of them were already leaked… the production change on Moon Cycle was for the better tho 

 

Stiiiill not over Garden, Needle & Thread, Dragons Blood and Fingers Crossed not being released… like WTF!
 

Her label better start controlling her art, for real… she constantly complaints about the industry and how they “control” her but Crybaby is her best work so far and the label was heavily involved so… 

 

if I was her boss I would put her in a studio, record tons of songs and select myself which ones are included in the album, then give her a lower budget for a MV for every song, less CGI and, OF COURSE, no stupid costumes nor lyrics about penises and piss. Also, no 4 year gaps and some singles to feed the children 

Saw a thread on twitter praising her insta era while getting some traction and couldn’t help but think if that means the animosity against her is over, hopefully… 

 

As soon as people start to forget about the X Factor thing another lazy ass “news” YouTube channel upload another shitty video “exposing” her and the hate comes back… so tired 

On 3/12/2024 at 5:58 PM, Bootynugget said:

Everyone talking about no comma but I can’t get love to make out of my head 

for real, if she ain’t gonna release it someone leak it! 

But why is not Superpuss on Itunes or Spotify?? 

 

what a mess 

17 hours ago, Make me your Dream Life said:

it took me 2 days until I couldn't help it and cry and empathize to this album. like u just wanna give her a hug or something whew. wth 

Poor her, breaking families and playing the victims must be soo hard 

 

side note, Supernatural is a BOP 

That snippet is givin Rollercoaster 2.0 and I’m so here for it! 

 

Rainbow euphoric Kesha is so iconic, still her best album to date and she continues that route im so here for it. 
 

I liked Gag Order but it didn’t have much replay value for me, I quickly grew out of it… 

 

also, I think this is her first album out of Dr Pukes contract, so it will be epic nonetheless