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I just saw some chronically online unwashed niche micro celebrity guy yapping away under a MEME post saying that Phoebe deserved to win over Lana bc Lana is just “a white woman singing about God”. For the sake of my high blood pressure I’m logging out of that dumbass app

Imagine if she drops behind the iron gates as well

They’ve been making music together since 2018 but their debut only came out a week after OB

Ok I’m already not tuning in for the next scammys

Lmfao someone in the comments brought up the whole “ZIONIST!” shit again and when someone asked them what they meant they said “Lana wrote Biden a letter blaming Palestine”… these people make me look sane

The titles are way too short and sensical to be Lana

The more I think about it the more I’ve realised that this has backfired on them so hard, because now so many people are coming out and criticising the way the awards are essentially rigged, there’s that article that came out earlier, she’s getting a lot of publicity over how unfair it was for her to be snubbed like that and rightful praise for OB. Also if anything, this cements her status as one of the greats - the almost mythologised artists that have made history and paved the way for entire genres to develop yet don’t receive the recognition they deserve almost as if they’re above the music industry. I mean… look at how the scammys treated Diana Ross!!! Remember Lana said around the time OB was released that she was finally happy and enthused about making music again for the first time since either BTD or AKA (I can’t remember the timeframe she gave) - I hope this is still the case, selfishly for our sake as listeners but primarily for her own sake because she deserves to be living a life full of joy and art

One thing that the other night gave me is the crush I now have on Jack he’s such a cutie pie

I agree with you so much!! I feel like it would probably be so refreshing and relaxing as well for Lana considering how complex and emotionally devastating OB was. Also agree so much on the trap part… let’s have some country trap!! I want to feel like I’m hooking up with a 70 year old man in a New Orleans dive bar

WAITTTT I just thought of something. Imagine if Lana takes some of her OLD old unreleased stuff, like the more soulful and folky songs, and reworks them so they have more of a country twist. Next to me, my momma (although I doubt she’d do that one lol), FORDHAM ROAD… I would die

iirc candy necklace was the only one that wasn’t leaked, oddly

Lots of the leaks just before OB were released last year were tagged tbf (Rosemead exclusive baby)

Ahh thank you <3 I def don’t think it’s an overreaction like you said it’s better to be safe! back on the actual album… I really want to Lana to collab with Jon again. I feel like it could fit the vibe if it’s more simple and lowkey also I’m just obsessed with him

Omg sorry 😭 I couldn’t remember the rules around it. I saw it posted in another thread so I thought it must be okay lmfao

Kathy Beale from Eastenders LMAOO

It sounds like a new leaked snippet that’s tagged with someone saying #scammys repeatedly over it I can only make out a few words

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Let’s hope I love it already. The first line would’ve killed 2014 tumblr Imagine if Lana leaked it herself bc of last night

Ok WAIT this is beautiful I think it sounds new?? Like her voice is very rich and mature sounding if that makes sense - reminiscent of her latest work. And it would fit w the alleged themes of Lasso… I could only make out

I’m never clicking on a dbree link again after The Incident in the pre release last year

COUNTRY PSYCHEDELIC YES also 18 songs… imagine… I could die happy

Completely irrelevant but how do you get the old font on twitter

Lmao so he’s basically saying he doesn’t like any of the albums so he’s voting for Taylor bc she’s the “inescapable face of music”. Why does this man even have voting rights if he clearly doesn’t gaf about the actual music

Same… i’m lowkey worried (yes I have an insanely parasocial relationship yes im in therapy)

Boygenius look like they’d be the roommates that accuse you of emotional abuse if you ask them to wash their mouldy dishes