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420k

plot twist: Ben has actually kidnapped Neil, and is holding him hostage, forcing him to promote Lana

so it turns out the dog theory was actually true

Has Rob, Chuck, or Charlie followed yet?

HONESTLY LMAO the account is gaining 1k followers per minute I think it's time to end us all

a&w march 23 now.

I joined the fandom between the COTCC and BB eras, so is this era the most hyped so far? If not, which one was?

another difficult read from @fingertips anyway, what do you guys think will be the imagery for the album (other than water) I really like the idea of mosaic/fragments/glass/mirrors I think kintsugi will be the most aesthetic song with the gold and silver and everything Paris, Texas and Peppers seem like they fit the least. We'll see tho

screenshotted, reported, DM'd, seduced, married

HELP I THOUGHT WE WERE STILL TALKING ABOUT JACK ANTONOFF AT FIRST—

SORRY?

LEAKED MARGARET LYRICS LANA: Did you hear his covert narcissism He disguised as altruism like some kind of congressman? JACK: (Margaret, you'll be fine...)

pov: oceanblvd is actually Jack trolling us, and he is just going to release snippets of Margaret where he sings

it's the fact that this is entirely possible

I get COVID, I go to sleep early, so I can go to online school, I wake up not being able to breathe, I check oceanblvd. Nothing. I check LanaBoards. Nothing. This is my morning.

ding ding ding ding

February 1 - A&W released Mid February - Album Trailer March 1 - Lana announces new single (The Grants) March 3 - The Grants released March 24 - Album Release Early April - Music Videos released

GUYS PLS UPDATE ME IVE BEEN OUT FOR THREE DAYS AND I DONT WANNA READ EVERYTHING JUST MAIN POINTS PLS I BEG

guys I got COVID , so I've been out for the past three days someone just update me on everything pls

damn lana posting on insta really revived you wh*res from the dead yesterday, there was a page worth of content and today i wake up to 7

Dear Shelly, thank you for reaching out to me. I heard about your mutilation, and I am so sorry about that. I agree that this album has made us unstable recently. I absolutely cannot wait to reunite with Sister Jude and Nazi Doctor. See you there! Live, laugh, lesbian, Lana Banana

I'm still fully convinced she will go all out for this album. Album teaser, three singles, three music videos, touring, etc.

you little