ivory almond

Just woke up from a nightmare of being served ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
wait... that bitch was real.

ANYWAY, because I feel so bad for everyone, I have decided to take it upon myself and write an article for you all. It won't have anything new, but it will be 10x better than that paragraph we received. New article coming soon. ❤️ Stay tuned.

10 minutes ago, yassgrenade said:

if she doesn’t, i hope there’s at least one song that feels somewhat princess soundtrack adjacent. kinda like the way NFR’s intro strings / mellotron are 

not mermaids, but sirens...

ok, cue the ultraviolence 

Me when Taco Truck x VB is anti-circumsision and the beauty of vagina canoes.

Back, back in the vulva

We're getting high now
Because we're olda'
Me, myself, I like foreskin
My baby crimson, and clova'

For some reason, when I think of taco truck, I only think of fish tacos. NO REGULAR TACOS, only fish ones.

Me after googling if Paris, Texas is a real place: 

Just now, heavensentslut said:

this thread is so boring yall have nothing to talk about ugh

yeah it's almost as if this website is LanaBoards

2 minutes ago, Pretty On The Indide said:

Silence, Twink!

IM CRYING AT THIS

6 minutes ago, Fever said:

It does read it again 

"nah read what you wrote hoe"
— Lana Del Rey, singer-songwriter-antifurry

What happens when Kintsugi replaces Black Beauty as my fav song, what happens then 

2 minutes ago, taco truck said:

Anytime anyone thinks she’s playing WFWF on tour I just think of her ig live when the girl asked her about the song and Lana just 

To me, I think it's too personal of a song to be on tour, and that is why most of BB probably won't be in a setlist. Only the popular songs like IYLDWM, Dealer, and Arcadia

Just now, taco truck said:

When Grandfather has an instrumental similar to No Rest For the Wicked by Lykke Li

When Peppers used the Eden instrumental and it’s her sexy Coconut moment

When Paris, Texas is a Yayo x I Talk to Jesus  serve 

When Let the Light In is her Catholic psychedelic country Dealer vocals masterpiece

No cause i literally know the last two are happening since I am Jack Antonoff

yall new tour setlist just dropped. 
 

wait guys what Bjork song did an insider say would sound like Kintsugi?

Just now, Fingertips said:

Snippets, where are the snippets

 

did yall hear that AW snippet

BEAUTIFUL, GET BEHIND ME

1 minute ago, Fingertips said:

Beautiful is just plain bad, it's not even enjoyable to listen to like other tracks a lot of people hate (Coachella, looking at you)

what did beautiful ever do to you oml 

guys my computer is breaking, i keep on requoting people on accident

1 minute ago, GrenadineGrass said:

My only issue with beautiful is : THE SONG LEADS TO NOWHERE . It starts promising the verses are really good, the pre-chorus is great and THEN: the chorus is simply shes saying multiple times the title of the song , it doesnt even have a bridge to have a little spice to the song, its just boring. 

I completely agree, it is my least fav on BB, I just don't think it's bad or a skip. 

2 minutes ago, paris texas said:

i feel literally the exact opposite from this

beautiful instrumental... extremely questionable lyrics

google, tell me how to delete a post from lana boards

1 minute ago, Venice Peach said:

And it makes so much more sense as thrive. Why wouldn't she be able to drive 

"You can drive" meaning you can basically take the wheel, take control. but she can't, imo it's a metaphor

On 1/25/2023 at 2:12 PM, Evergreen said:

Not on my watch

y'all hate on Beautiful so much, and while it is the worst song on BB, it's only because it sounds like a beginner piano player in the background. If it had good instrumentals, you would eat it up cause YOU KNOW the lyrics are good.

On 1/25/2023 at 2:14 PM, Fingertips said:

Agreed with most of this, except switch Beautiful with Mariners Apartment Complex for Grandfather and Hope is a Dangerous Thing with Black Bathing Suit for Fingertips

wait— cause I love having BBS for fingertips, switching rn ty

Because I'm an impatient lil biatch, I made a spotify playlist with a lana song that I think will match each track (based on production, not lyrics). Here it is:
 

3 minutes ago, plastiscguy said:

Black Beauty (PG Mix) coming soon

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP, IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

missing @Kintsugi again  has that monster who sent them a phishing link been found?

1 minute ago, lilac heaven said:

i hear “someone to give me fire”, “you can thrive”, and “lennon in the back” and i literally can’t hear anything besides those 

see I always here "give me five" as in a high-five, and when I imagine someone leaning in her back, it's like the back of a car, and they are saying "you can drive"