ivory almond

9 minutes ago, trailerparkheroin said:

ok but why she hasn’t talked about Paris Texas? 

 

she's making sure that it literally kills us upon first listen

2 minutes ago, Selfloathinpoet said:

If the album leaks on the 10th, there's nothing we can do but listen to it cus it was always meant to come out that day, god's will working through. 

this
also, march 10 is my birthday, and my birthday wish is that LanaBoards is blessed with stunning new music... 🌊🚀

LONGED FOR A TIME WHEN I 

FELT TRUE WHILE DOING IT

I COULDN'T HANDLE IT

Just now, living legend said:

I will respectfully be waiting until March 24th to listen to the album ☺️

 

just in my own personal opinion, it would feel wrong for me to listen if it leaked after the horrible events which happened last year with her losing the entire poetry book and years worth of video footage //: 

I get that, I just tell myself that it's okay to listen to the album if it leaks because it was meant for March 10 aka my birthday, and the delay was lame

can't wait for in 2 weeks when i listen to the most low quality audio possible of kintsugi but it's okay because it's kintsugi 

called up one drunk, called up another

forensic files wasn't on...

watching teenage diary of a girl, wondering what went wrong

banned for posting "Officially renaming penises to third leg " on September 25, 2020

2 minutes ago, Blossom said:

sounds like something u would do

stop throwing shade, instead, bring me by the spirit of the sunlight to pour into me
there's a name for that in Japanese

it's kintsugi xoxo

2 minutes ago, marcodelrey said:

Don't know is this was said already but apparently someone got the target cd of DYKTTATUOB

pretty sure they faked it with their mom's cellophane and a crappy printer

51 minutes ago, That Venice Bitch said:

God Knows I Tried vs Flipside

God Knows I Tried vs White Dress

8 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

just a reminder

 

i am all for fan made lyrics (i love reading them and some LB users creativity is amazing) but there is a line between posting fun lyrics and purposely spreading misinformation. it makes the whole website look bad if fake lyrics start gaining traction and it gets pinned back to us

 

just be mindful of other stans who may not be aware of lanaboards and come across them 

...sorry

Just now, ChaoticLipster said:

So Venice Bitch or A&W ?  Which is better 

Venice Bitch

Just now, fl0r1dakil0s said:

 

why did you say lana SOILED her clothes omg do you know what that means 😭

dirtied...? 

just wanted to announce that I'm about to go on Genius and post those fake fishtail lyrics

letting you all know, so nobody gets mad at me, I just want the reddit stans to be fooled xoxo

mod note: user was warned for this post

19 minutes ago, Blossom said:

Sarah Paulson go do ur algebra homework  

Uh, for your information, I'm in Pre-Calc Honors, so—  ANYWAYS, here you go @Lanaparadiserey

10 minutes ago, Blossom said:

BYE— NOT LYRICGATE

also, to @love deluxe, you're too kind, ty

Taco Truck x VB (MY lyrics, not a real leak)

9 minutes ago, littleredpartydress said:

I know some of this is probably just Spotify gaining new users but  she won

I wonder if we'll hit 10M before Monday 

Also, only 34 more days left... 

58 minutes ago, mssainttropez said:

Cola vs Serial Killer 

Cola vs Old Money

6 hours ago, Blossom said:

There’s a tik tok w 15k likes about how the fake spotify lyrics are the alternative lyrics/ hidden message and I’m trying to tell ppl that they aren’t real but no one believes me!! @ivory almond u little bastard, ur a bit iconic for this  

 

HELP just saw this... guess my lyrics weren't too bad after all, (beautiful) losers

52 minutes ago, honeymoonwhore said:

The lore of this thread is so crazy... can it get even crazier until March 24? 

Is there a thread for this thread's lore? If not, there should be because my fake lyrics were sorta iconic ngl
i keep seeing tiktoks about how people think it's a demo like how dumb are these bitches, sorry LMAO

me when I realize that the switch to the Lizzy Grant/BTD production in A&W is actually a symbol for how Lana almost reverts back to her old ways of being that sensual, sexy, glamorous "whore" because she doesn't feel loved in her current state of being, so going back to that old persona will at least make her feel wanted by men

however, this contrasts the first half of the song which IS that gentle, acoustic sounding that reflects her current persona, and the first half also talks about being sexualized and "asking for it" when it comes to assault, so she can never win because she will always be either criticized for being slutty or continue feeling the lack of love that she talked about in ocean blvd

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

1 minute ago, hotshot2am said:

 

No 

Wait, you were just the person to find the apple music release date, right? Nevermind, that's so embarrassing for me, I'm sorry. 

Just now, hotshot2am said:

 

Drew produced Let The Light In which is one of the best songs on the album according to BoZ and Kintsugi 

GIRL AREN'T YOU AN INSIDER?