Telomeres

taste

her findom era is upon us i fear

what if it's the fully nude cover - he can see album covers right??

Omg c'mon GoNoodle fish!

When she announces her partnership with SpaceX and livestreams DYKTTATUOB from space

Blue Jeans Live SNL Performance Remix (ft. Shakira) out at midnight tonight?!?!

Who's gonna be our next Rosemead and seduce information out of BOZ in a titillating, scandalous, twinky European affair for legal purposes i'm KIDDING

Mama I would live and breathe Rosemead eXCLUSIVE, bay-beeee

when she announces her run for Dianne Feinstein's open Senate seat and finally puts all those Republican rumors to rest #Lanita2024

when she loses to another song about math by Ed Sheeran

Ed and Ben nominating alt. masterpiece Fingertips for Best Pop Vocal Performance so Lana continues to win no Grammy's and write bangers about being misunderstood:

ma'am this is a Wendy's taco truck

Text Booksters getting good grades and high SAT scores mhm!

Honestly so valid I just love the vibe of like a warm southern night, and the xylophone takes my mind to such sexy, sultry 60s music. I can just imagine it being sung by the Mississippi in New Orleans but I'm not a Text Book truther, I get how it flops for a lot of people lmao

At least she's reflecting on her privilege and identity as a White woman. That's a messy and uncomfortable process for most White folk (myself included). Of course she's going to say things that aren't the "right" things. That's when the learning and growth can happen. Cancel culture is so boring - anyone who tries to stretch themselves gets lumped in with all the racists and pedophiles and sexists.

Plastic bag song getting its flowers, iktr

Thank you so much 🥰 I've been lurking since the COCC le*ks and when I saw that history was repeating itself with DYKTTATUOB I knew it was time to join the chaos and the discourse