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the way home depot sells random shit like theyre amazon so i wouldnt be surprised if this was true

well does he want head too?!

its a crime but well keep you safe ella!!!1!

stores have the album in stock and were acting feral for someone to rob

the actual album it wont leak today bc all the gays are at mass asking for forgiveness

Dear Ella, I have to confess, I'm feeling pretty delulu about Lana's new album Ocean Blvd. I know we've talked about it before, but I just can't stop thinking about how much I need this album in my life. You see, Lana has always been a bit of a muse for me. Her music just speaks to my soul in a way that nothing else can, and I've been waiting for this album for what feels like an eternity. I've been obsessively checking social media for updates, and each time I see a new teaser or snippet, I feel like my heart is going to burst. The thing is, Lana's music has always had this magical quality to it. It's like she's speaking directly to me, and I feel like she's the only one who truly understands me. And from what I've heard of Ocean Blvd so far, it's going to be her most magical album yet. I know this might sound crazy, but I feel like Lana's music has the power to change my life. When I listen to her songs, I feel like I can be anyone I want to be and do anything I want to do. It's like she's giving me permission to be my true, authentic self, and I just can't get enough. I need this album in my life because I know it's going to be the ultimate expression of Lana's magic. It's going to be wild and free, just like she is, and I can't wait to get lost in the dreamy world she's created. I hope you can understand how much this means to me, and I hope we can listen to Ocean Blvd together soon. I just know it's going to be the most magical experience. With love and delulu thoughts, LB

if i still worked at target knowing they were gonna fire my ass i would have simply walked out with the album for yall

so easy this is 2023 in the era of technology ella needs to upload it to the site on target wifi with one of their display computers

OH MY GOD, ELLA! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE GIVE US THE ALBUM! WE NEED IT LIKE A FISH NEEDS WATER! WE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT! WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS LIKE A KID WAITS FOR CHRISTMAS MORNING! WE'RE ON OUR KNEES BEGGING YOU TO GIVE IT TO US! WE'LL DO ANYTHING! WE'LL MOW YOUR LAWN, WASH YOUR CAR, TAKE CARE OF YOUR PET ROCK, ANYTHING! JUST GIVE US THE ALBUM! WE'LL EVEN NAME OUR FIRST BORN CHILD AFTER YOU! WE'LL NAME OUR DOG AFTER YOUR FAVORITE FOOD! WE'LL TATTOO YOUR FACE ON OUR BUTTS! PLEASE, ELLA, WE'RE BEGGING YOU! GIVE US THE ALBUM! WE'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT! WE'LL EVEN DRESS UP LIKE CHICKENS AND DANCE TO YOUR FAVORITE SONG! WE'RE NOT KIDDING, ELLA! WE'LL GO CRAZY WITHOUT THIS ALBUM! SO PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE GIVE IT TO US! AI wrote this im not this delulu but i am this delulu if you know what i mean yes maam

Hey Ella! We heard that you've got the highly anticipated album that everyone's been waiting for. We know you're probably trying to keep it a secret, but hear us out: leak the album, and we'll find you a job that pays so well you can buy all the albums you want! We're talking about a job so high-paying, you'll be able to retire by the time you're 25. A job that'll make Jeff Bezos look like he's scraping by on minimum wage. A job that'll have you swimming in so much money, you'll forget what it's like to worry about bills.

Ill pay for her name change so shes safe from TAP

Ella could have been the it girl

it got pushed back for country?!??! help

come back to here to see some good news. manifesting a leak today

I think the mags and whatnot is the campaign. we haven't gotten those in a bit. idk how they can announce a campaign days before the album drop, especially considering the fact we've had singles for months.

oh i see well its being removed anyways sdfjdksflsajfldasfkadsffjads

is this not related pls this is still pre-release material

mmm makes sense i think i see a behance logo on the dock and idk why lana would be using that let alone download it to her mac

idk she proves to me that cancel culture isnt real the bitch has said and done so many questionable things

PLSDFHSDFDJKSDDFHS

as kim said it, it seems like no one wants to work these days

yes better it be something that has leaked imo. fingertips would have been more iconic!

real

i didnt know it was this deep to some of yall to fight over it

it hasnt been leaked for that long .. what do you know