Stargirl

me when the album leaks due to the good gays up north

BITCH I'LL GO TO CANADIAN TIRE I SWEAR TO GOD

the product code on the cover is real http://store.universalmusic.com/lanadelreyCA/*/Music/Lust-For-Life-CD/5LF10FEX000 so either some gay is really elaborate and googled everything that would be included or like its real yawl

I am going to swim across fucking Lake Erie and slide on my naked ass covered in maple syrup to the nearest Canadian Target and consume every single copy of the CD in site

Someone leak Lust for Life so I can listen to it before I kill myself by the end of the week, honestly

I can't wait to hold that cd in my hands omg

Oh sure for real, it's just too bad that Troye Sivan had to die for it to happen RIP

For all the people complaining about Lana tickets being too expensive and having transportation to the release party, imagining living on the moon. She only came here that ONE TIME and also there's no oxygen

Might as well not come out if it doesn't involve Bernie Sanders shaking his ass Really, though, I thought she said that When World War Dancing (I truncated it lol) was the controversial one

Most of my time was actually drinking vodka milk mixers with my adopted grandfather but true, should have focused on the can't paint

might as well reveal myself before the album drops im bernie sanders. i have been bernie sanders since t he day i was born. when i lost the primaries i was so depressed that i listened to honeymoon for 2 days straight and drank skim milk spiked with vodka. i had plans for at least 286 space programs if i were to become president, and you all blew it. now i spend my days watching drag race and listening to allie hughes demos in between coming on here to talk... to all of you, the american people. with the new lana del rey song, God Bless America, I will be revived, with the lyrics "God Bless America, and all the beautiful Bernies in it". There's at least four of me, and only two of us have done our laundry in the past month. Please vote for me in 2024.

It's got me singing GODDDDD BLESSSSSS AMERICAAAAA

I thought I forgot the password for that one.... turns out it became sentient and took on a life of its own....

guyz follow me on instagram bethcnes instagram.com/lanadelrey

me drinking that holy water

gasp, only Jesus is the true Christian daddy unless Christian is Jesus

Now you know how I feel about science

the next messy bitch to start drama and anger is gonna get closed up in a microcentrifuge tube and put on the vortex mixer

YOU FUCKING LEGEN D YOU ACTUALLY CHANGED IT

Arcadia is Jorge confirmed

Arcadia leaked the album so Elle leaked her obituary

Lanaboards: I can't believe Arcadia is dead Arcadia, waiting for moderator approval: stop telling everyone I'm dead!! Lanaboards: sometimes I can even hear her voice

CAUSE YOU GOT ME IN MY FEEEEELINGS