Stargirl

Arcadia is on some witchcraft and wizardry shit

I like to imagine that we're just having tea and having fruitful discussion and Lananalysis I mean I'm part Hungarian this is how normal family dialogue usually goes for me they say if you're friends with a hungarian you don't need enemies

So read the news! But we're not here for you or anyone else. Sift through the dumb shit. Block me. Do what you want. But it's a forum, honey. We chat.

She's gonna save poor wealthy, fit Lana from the mean little twenty somethings who don't like her promo Like I am 110% for people disagreeing with me but unless we're having legit discourse about real issue, there's no fucking way you're taking the high ground is. NO ONE IS. THERE ISN'T ONE THIS IS A LANA DEL REY FORUM

Yeah, you probably are. Seems like you don't have much to live for if all you have time to do is endlessly praise a musician who will never get a shit about you. Just have fun with it, girl. Lana is doing her thing. She doesn't fuck with what other people think. So neither should we. p.s. honey, don't even try to counter with some bullshit retort on how I don't have a life or whatever you have up your sleeve next. I could die today and my achievements so far would satisfy me. Just let me shitpost a little bit, I'm exhausted from winning so much

Yeah, you're right, I've never been a Lana Del Rey fan after all. I'm actually a Halsey sleeper agent and I've spent over 100 days cementing my place in the fandom just so I could AT THE LAST MINUTE stan Halsey's next hit smash, Hopeless Baby Fountain Dream. It's not that fucking deep. Lana's just a shitty promoter, and her fans (the ones who listen to her music) just want new music. There's no requirement for her to act a certain way, and there's no requirement for her fanbase and others to be docile and sweet and lick her ass at every move. This is a discussion forum. Let people rant. Let people rave. Get the stick out of your ass. You're seriously such a piece of shit.

A piece of millionare's shortbread and espresso

I love the people on here more than I love Lana herself let's be honest

What if there's a song on the album called Jorge

Not contesting anything, but do you know why she'd push back the release by so much? Love didn't leak that early

I think the single cover would have probably just been a variant of the poster

Lana did say that the universe has a plan and that everything happens for a reason

You know... people have made valid points that she didn't say that July 21st is the release date explicitly. But I have so little faith in her now so fuck it #leakha

I don't know about the opener, but at least Lana finallly announced the cover she'll be doing for the album

Glad some people are putting out music! I'm stanning Terrence and Jorge now!

She's gonna be crying for weeks from this one! Unfollowed by this elusive chemistry undergrad who only posts pictures of experiments, dogs, and Eastern European food

Me after unfollowing ha on instagram

I can hear this playing throughout Lanaboards

I mean, she is the "Gangsta Nancy Sinatra"

Her tryhard white rapper bf is making her tacky

She can keep it!

"Goddamn I love my main bitches"

I don't know what all the drama is about since after last night we know that no one hates the gays more than lana del rey