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I remember some people on Twitter said that there's shipped and will come on Monday so let's pray to the metaphysical narco swing lords.
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Why is something telling me that this isn't going to leak for at least another day if at all
I'm hoping other people will receive the vinyl because of this
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I know that vinyl isn't the best, but I'd rather have that than people talking about fucking fedoras and alarms going off in the background
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In the name of the Lana, and in the Ultraviolence, and in the Honeymoon Amen.
Dear Metaphysical Narco Lords,
Please change the mind of this redditor and influence him with muddy trap energy and lesbian soul in order to release this sacrosanct treasure to the common world.
Amen.
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I SPATTTTT COKE ONTO MY PHONE
I'm 1000% serious like Mary might become Scat Queen 2.0 for Honeym00n
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If everything runs smoothly tomorrow and target has shipped HM out to it's stores by then, I'll most likely have a CD by 1-2PM. If target hasn't shipped it tomorrow, then I'll have it Wednesday around the same time.
Probably won't work, but I'm praying for you.
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Off-topic, but Jesus was kind of hawt. I'll be the Target employee in this scenario.
I'd love a taste of Jesus's Israeli kabob
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You all need to go sit down, read a children's bible and pray for forgiveness.
Umm I'm pretty sure Jesus would eat ass for Honeymoon too
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Fuck these Target employee asshole skank cunt hoes. I will eat shit, shit on, have shit shitted in my asshole, inject shit into my bloodstream, smear shit over my face, etc just for this album I'll add vomiting just for LIB. I'm not even legal yet I just want this shit so bad. I'll stab a bitch if I have tl
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Lana looks so adorable in the cover art. Like in AKA, she looks like a disinterested stripper, BTD, a snob ass bitch, Paradise, a perfect asf but still snobby bitch, UV just depressed, but in HM she's like "I'm Lana(:I'm on a car haha watching the boys hahaha bangs hahaha no bra"
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Id like to read some reviews of the álbum
I'll just give my opinion of the unreleased songs. I'm far from a music critic, just letting you know.
God Knows I Tried - 9/10 I like this one. It's calming, has an almost western sound to it. It sounds like a cowboy reliving their life or something.
Freak - 9/10 This one is nice too, but is really pretty weak compared to the other trap influenced songs. In my opinion, it has the best bridge of the trappy songs.
Art Deco - 10/10 If you think Freak is sexy. this is fucking sexy. It's even slower than Freak, darker, super catchy, and most like BTD (samples "why"). One of my favorites. It's like a Carmen 2.0.
Religion - 10/10 My absolute favorite. I can't really describe it because the recording I have has freaking people talking about fedoras and Carmen Sandiego, but everything about it is beautiful. It's a shame because I think it's a bit underrated. The chorus is super catchy, and the way she says Hallelujah is absolutely orgasmic. I love the lyrics. Reminds me of a BTD/UV child.
Salvatore - 10/10 This one's pretty good, and pretty different. Like if a 2015 DJ suddenly was transported to 1950's Italy. Violins in the beginning, accompanied by beats. Lyrics are pretty good, not great (caccitore, limousines, and soft ice cream is just very strange). It's a really fun song, and the chorus reminds me of an Italian soap opera.
Blackest Day - 9/10 I don't like it as much as the others, but I understand why people love it so much. Very sensual song (Deeper, harder, etc). It shines more in the chorus than in the verses.
24 - 8/10 Another strange song, I guess it's a grower. It's like a mix of western and Spanish flamenco. I don't like the lyrics as much, it doesn't flow very well. I'm pretty sure every line mentions that "there's only 24 hours". It reminds me a bit of a slower, laid back version of Dangerous Girl. It sounds great as a James Bond song. It gets a lot better near the end, when it becomes more faster. While I'd rather it be like that the whole song, I can appreciate it because the chorus changes and becomes more dramatic and impressive, something missing from Honeymoon,
Swan Song - 8.5/10 The beginning reminds me of Sigur Ros. I expected this to be Old Money 2.0, but it's actually not. Another grower. Lyrics are a bit repetitive, but I'm extremely satisfied with the chorus. The production is great. It kind of reminds me of Big Eyes's last chorus, just improved and without the sax ):
Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood - 8/10 Okay. it's not as bad as people make it seem. It's not exactly great, but it's a good conclusion to the album (no This is What Makes Us Girls, but it's better than The Other Woman)
In conclusion, you can't really go wrong with any of the songs in this album. Everything flows well, and all the songs are long but don't feel like it. She really put a lot of work into it. IMO, it's better than BTD and equal or maybe even better than UV. Production is great with all of these songs, and I don't know why those singles were even chosen.
Songs sound like movie soudntracks: The Blackest Day, 24, Swan Song, GKIT
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Honeymoon - Pre-Release and Discussion Thread
in Retired Pre-Release Threads
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"Now, if I order Hunydew at exactly 9:30 P.M. on September 7th on the dark blue moon, then surely it shall ship fucking early. Fucking elementary shit Watson!"