Crimson and Clover

I found this on tumblr. Is this legit? 

Salvatore 

His soft ice cream dick was very flaccid 

Like my home town back in Lake Placid  

Salvatore was just too mafioso 

Ay-ay-ay-ah ay-ay-ay-ah 

And I'm in love with his banana cocoa  

Uh uh uh UH uh uh uh UH 

Bad boy baby blue

Bad boy baby blue 

I will hear Honeymoon in a day and a half

SAME IM ABOUT TO SHIT MYSELF OML 

(This isn't happening i'm just asking) If somehow I got the album early (lets say my cd came early) and I uploaded it, how much trouble would I get in? Like I'm just wondering because some people got the badlands vinyls early. Would I get arrested like that person who leaked rebel heart?

Since the UO Listening Parties are going on, they'll probably think it's an ultra HD recording or something. 

um if the video is about that movie that means the video will be about an obese drag queen who eats dog shit, because thats what happens in that movie. has lana been inspired by this forums current scat worship???

I'd pay to see Lana Del Scat Queen 

Maybe I'm overthinking it, but I feel like Religion might also be one of these "culty" songs because most cults (especially Jim Jones/People's Temple) are inspired by religion. 

omg back in the days where we thought thats what the album was gonna be called   and only 600 pages later here we are 

From "Honeymoon will be released on the full moon" to scat gifs we've gone through so much 

Okay but can we talk about how the single cover makes no sense like... I was expecting a Florida Kilos type of song after I saw that.

 

It's not a bad song but I'm kinda shocked 'cause it's 100% different from what I expected

Yeah only thing that I don't like is how the cover art does not match the atmosphere of it at all. It likes like freaking Bangerz. 

I hear the sinister in Honeymoon too, though. It's all in the strings!

True now that you mention it! Now that I think of it, HM isn't really as dark as UV as she said, but it's sinister. 

I really like the slight Middle Eastern/Indian influence (sorry if I'm being culturally inappropriate or whatever, I don't know how to say it) found in both MTWBT and Freak. I really hope that more of the songs on HM will have influences like that.

It's so strange that Honeymoon is such a dreamy, fantasy song (instrumentals sound like a 1950's movie soundtrack or something). So far, HBTB, Freak, and MTWBT have a sinister sound. Obviously more songs will sound mellow like TLY, but I wonder if the differences of these atmospheres mean something, like the end of the Honeymoon phase or something? Or maybe I'm just counting chickens but I find it interesting. Anyways, so far for me: 

(I'd put Freak as equal to MTWBT but I haven't heard the whole song yet so I can't really say)

MTWBT = HM > TLY > HBTB 

I used to like HBTB, but I got kind of tired of it. It's bland imo. 

Omg they're actually selling it early then. I guess this means we will get uploads of the album by the 13th 

Amoeba is doing one as well now

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OH SHIT I'M GOING TO FUCKING AMOEBA THEN NOT FUCKING URBAN OUTFITTERS FUCK THAT SHIT GOD HAS ANSWERED MY PRAYERS BYE BITCHES I NO LONGER HAVE TO GO TO FUCKING URBAN OUTFITTERS PRAISE JESUS ((: 

oh just kidding I just saw that it says Sept 17th so I still have to go to UO BUT EARLY RELeaSE OH SHIT 

Now I wonder how crowded it's going to be. Like super crowded or no crowd at all? Will we even be able to her the music lmao And apparently the one that I'm going to is just playing it in the background so I have to pretend I'm shopping or something 

Should I just Snapchat it because Periscope is a battery hoe. 

will it play at 3 pm PST time? Id hate to bus all the way there to hear it already played

Yeah, they said 3 PM when I called 

its starts at 3pm right? At the UO Cahuenga Blvd?

I called the UO in my area and they said they're playing it at Space 15 Twenty (which is also on Cahuenga) but I called the UO on Cahuenga and they said they're playing it and they didn't mention Space 15 Twenty (which doesn't even have a fucking number) so I'm confused. '

edit: Nevermind, the stores are right next to each other. I'll just go to either stores on the day and just ask. 

it's so weird   I hope that they don't just play it as backround music bc people will be in there and it's gonna be super hard to hear, but then again, imagine 20 people standing next to a record player/speaker and just listening for an hour   

I WILL FUCKING MURDER ALL THOSE TWINK ASS CUNTS IF HONEYMOON DOES NOT PLAY LOUD ENOUGH I AM DRIVING FOR LIKE AN HOUR IN SHITTY LOS ANGELES TRAFFIC IN 1000000° WEATHER JUST TO HEAR THIS ALBUM IN A FUCKING HIPSTER ASS STORE IF THEY DO NOT PLAY IT LOUD ENOUGH THERE WILL BE BLOOD 

@@nickolas7246

Also do you know if Space 15 Twenty is like in Urban Outfitters? Like idk which one to go to. Is it playing at UO or Space 15 Twenty? I don't want to accidentally walk into UO and stay there for an hour for no reason while it plays at the other store 

im going there too! I called the lady said its just gonna play in the store

Well if you see the person awkwardly walking around for like an hour doing absolutely nothing, that's me. 

I'm going to the UO party (Space15Twenty) but I wanted to know how these are? I feel like it's gonna be hella awkward. 

Space15Twenty off of Hollywood (part of Urban Outfitters)has a listening party at 3 Pm this Saturday. Can't wait to go

❤

yas  drag him with your degree and profession!

 

agree. unless there're some refreshment like fine wine or nosh or whatever... or a live performance like this

 

Unfortunately it'll be filled with hipster children wearing flower crowns and Polaroid cameras fucking everywhere, while Honeymoon plays on a Crosley in the back corner. 

I wonder if the HM video will ever come out 

"Like an endless sunburn" mess

So which songs are expected to have this muddy trap energy? I only know HBTB and Freak. 

Freak is kind of freaky though  

Anyone can go! I'll definitely be attending, and I'll be sure give you all some insider info Lol

Which UO is it? <3