Theodore

How could u forget Your Girl. ONE JOB

Someone trace the IP address of ultrasubversive on twitter, and scan social media for a match. Hackers Wya???

Omg hes done stuff like Teenage Dream, and Worked with JB. BTD 2.0 IS COMING. Ha comeback is officially on the way. The Gays Will Stream Her To #1 on the charts

Elle, people are getting triggered. Lock the thread.

Or even better. She'll announce that she's going live on the honeymoon account "soon"

*BLOCKEDT

Not. Here. For. It

^^ I'm cackling. Who has the time. Like bro, do you have a Master's degree in trolling

*Flashback to PWYC

"When im down on my knees youre how i pray" and "hoes with lies akin to me" are about as iconic as honeymoon got tbh. Smh

"Blue blublublu..blue blue blue..blue..blue..blue"

Tbh i agree. If she combined blue jeans and freak, we'd have beautiful visuals and a dark story theme. Both of which she does best.

Elle, someone spilled the tea. Lock the thread

Since yall know so much about what lana is doing wrong, call and apply for the position of Lana's Manager. and since we're such "toddlers"...how bout you open up a daycare and rai-rai...rai-raise us up. Until then, sis Have a seat.

Sis, its called the "Pre-Pre-Release" thread. Until we get an announcement, what exactly are we supposed to do other than meltdown over every microscopic move Lana makes.

some bull:)

Amy Winehouse who?

Iconic

For sake. Miss me with the whining. If 4 or 5 individuals can ruin it for an entire fanbase, then why even bother. I have no problem with eclipse. Im actually grateful of all theyve done for us. But to sit here and let a few ruin it for all is just unfair. #JustIgnoreThem #SickAndTired.

What were those. Ive heard references to "scat gifs'' but i dont think i ever saw them

So.. im guessing its a no on the bargain...

What if we bargained with @@Eclipse. If he blesses us with Your Girl (full, unedited..maybe even 320kbps), we dont ask about ldr5 info. We can all patiently wait for queen to announce something herself, and listen to Your girl while we do it.

Wait a second..do you all remember when someone leaked details about the HBTB vid, and the vid came out the very next day.. (Im reaching so bear with me) What if queen lana is about to snatch us with a surprise drop tomorrow.. i mean, it is a friday.

Sorry.