Theodore

Well it's a good thing Don't Forget Me is a masterpiece

I'm at work and when I tell you I just almost orgasmed all over my desk. The mere THOUGHT of how hard she would serve if she covered this

Wait now I'm hoping it's just "There's A Tunnel Under Ocean Boulevard" bc we need the D to be DNC

Im sorry 13 beaches has the most lackluster production... even when I added more instruments to it (hmd exclusive ) I still only play it like once a year. Not to mention she really phoned it in with the chorus lyrics

Til this day, I still believe "If This Is The End - I Want A Boyfriend" is a better title

Did I miss something? Is NFR not regarded as highly as I thought it was? Maybe my misconception is confusing critical reception with fan reception.

I literally skipped out on a family members funeral back in 2017 for the Groupie Love/Summer Bummer premiere. And I don't regret a thing

Nvm

Whatever came of that potential Pusha-T collaboration? Also, has anyone scavenged the song registration sites? There's gotta be SOMETHING

Men are trash babe. Let's light some shit on fire when the album drops Giving me flashbacks to when my engagement broke off last year and then Lana dropped Dealer and Violets For Roses. Hoping you get the same level of revenge + clarity tracks

At the rate the album has been *allegedly* progressing, I'd say vinyl production could have began as early as September. So I think it's safe to say we're definitely getting physicals

So basically what Chemtrails SHOULD'VE been I love the concept but I can't give up the beachy aesthetic I'm hoping for

At this rate we're reaching 1000+ pages before 8 PM on Sunday

Oh theyre about to top the NFR cover LETS GOOOOOO

I often contemplate paying for a session in a studio and having a producer rework Lana songs to my image. And this is at the VERY top of the list.

Omfg I didn't even take that into account. YOUR MIND

Death Never Came climbing the rank as an absolute BANGER of a title

I just really wanna share that it feels SO NICE to be here freaking out with you guys while having ACTUAL information. I don't think I've been this excited for an era since LFL (which was my favorite era experience). Yes, NFR was awesome too. But idk man. Something about this one feels different. And I'm giddy with joy and curiosity.

Are you calling NFR bad and uninteresting...

Dicks N' Coconuts CONFIRMED

DELULUCEMBER FOR THE WIN, BITCHES!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

What if @Terrence Loves Me asked their mom and I hit up an old friend of mine that correctly predicted something coming in September back in 2018 (which turned out to be MAC and VB) Our combined forces could be unstoppable

Not to defend what could potentially be fake...but You do realize this is the same woman who, on her best album, wrote the line "stranger than a stranger"? (Dis)honorable mention: "What about all these children. And all their children's children. And why am I even writing like this today?"

Off topic but I remember someone had an idea for a Get Free music video where she and the background dancer sang at a festival/parade type thing near the beach. They wore red and there were rainbows in the sky. And at the end there was a shot of her floating in the ocean similar to this shot from the blue jeans mv, but instead she was smiling and happy Back on topic: if she does anything even remotely similar to this for the new era, I'd faint

Wait...if there's link to a clarifying post plz share I moved. Saw it in the GTA 6 source code leak