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My pussy taste like Pepsi cola! Would you like to try our Lana Del Rey meal?

The way ATRL is gatekept. I hate I feel like it's mostly the 25+ gays that keep ppl from being able to join freely.. it's a hate crime

Why can't we just have fun. Geesh. It doesn't matter. All of this is apart of the ride man. Can you honestly sit here and say that being apart of this Fandom would be as enjoyable without the fun of piecing the puzzle together. I truly wonder if other fandoms have a site like this where we can come together and have the most stressful, hilarious and never ending time of our lives like us lana stans. It's amazing and I love all of you Ok rant over

My favorite thing to do whenever I listen to BB is sing my own version of the lyrics. Jenny pissed into the pool She was pissing on Nikki Lane She said most men in music Don't wash their ass or bathe

At this rate, we're gonna hit 2k pages before 5 pm tomorrow LMAO

Not some gay with a pirated version of fruity loops having everyone in a chokehold

Lemme go stock up on lube bc lana is about to fuck all of us RAW if this is true

What we're NOT gonna do....is slander the perfect encapsulation of a failed marriage. We deserved a music video for Fine China. I WONT TOLERATE THIS

I rebuke that in the name of (I talk to) Jesus

Yall are stressing the good sis Clampi OUT. That's like 100+ posts she has to edit now

Wild One is literally the aborted sibling of Ride. Like....?????? Wild On You supremacy

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The way I would collapse bc she keeps finding her way out of the black and into the blue, only to end up right back where she started

Ok but who put my name on [removed] with a screenshot

I'll never be messy again if you let me take you out for dinner

Sorry queen I'll behave

The problem wasn't the material me or eclipse leaked, it was something honey***ns got ahold of and was spreading. I refuse to elaborate on what it actually was, but just know that man is VILE. And after doing it, he tried to play victim and throw the blame on us. It was HORRIBLE. I can't stress it enough

Yea. Looking back, do I regret it? Honestly no. Bc I did it for YALL. We've all waited over 5 years for LIB and even longer for some others. And the "satisfaction" of having something no one else does isn't bigger than being a hero (Sorry if that's cocky). I'm thankful things didn't turn out worse than they did, but i did what I had to do instead of taking the route of teasing potato quality 5 second snippets for months on end

THIS. And it's not even that I don't have stuff left over from that big spill, but like...idek if yall were aware about how much fckin legal trouble that caused. There are STILL affects of that even a year later man. I just smoke my ganja and mind my business nowadays

Babe, I leaked Life Is Beautiful, HM Demos, Paradise Tour Studio Versions and I Talk To Jesus.....Im good

Yall ask for unidentified flying cock one more time and I'm gonna personally eradicate from every corner of the earth

There's been alleged leaked tracklists, 15 songs (confirmed by eclipse), arcadia debuting at 6pm British time (1pm est) and apparently the single will come with a pre order announcement. There's rumblings that the album is dropping on October 15. Three dealer snippets have leaked and it sounds like an upbeat money power glory with yelling (I love it)

Not you calling them biracial and apart of the alphabet community

CAUSE WE ALL WANNA TALK ABOUT IT

Every time you post I either gain or lose respect for you wjxuc8e9wijdncje