Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[DEMONDELREY 2,676]

Lana can respond to a tweet about her sun sign but nothing about NFR? Am I surprised???

[Make me your Dream Life 87,457]

Lana can respond to a tweet about her sun sign but nothing about NFR? Am I surprised???

Rhetorical I get it, but yeah no one is either

[theweightofthehours 1,836]

@@Fireffie she should release the album as Elizabeth Grant.

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

Time for that pitiful joke of mine, again

 

 

ETA: even Twitter knows she's a troll. She came up under "suggested users" when I was tagging the troll pic

 

[lustforlife 19,008]

OK BUT WHO DID THAT :lmao: :lmao:

 

https://twitter.com/LDRaddic/status/1136777182720794624

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

@@Fireffie she should release the album as Elizabeth Grant.

Elazybeth Del Blunt

[Make me your Dream Life 87,457]

OK BUT WHO DID THAT :lmao: :lmao:

 

https://twitter.com/LDRaddic/status/1136777182720794624

Consider this era SAVED THE SOUND OF THE CROWD PARTICIPATINGGGGH

[PARADIXO 32,925]

born to die is aquarius

paradise scorpio

ultragemini

honeymoon virgo

lust for life cancer

[violets 11,895]

she just followed ellie on insta!!! 

[divebarsinger 2,715]

i swear to god if this is the duet that psychic a few pages back talked about years ago i will be unstanning. pls no, this is worse than her hanging out with her cheesy friends all day and sipping ugly beverages 

[Make me your Dream Life 87,457]

i swear to god if this is the duet that psychic a few pages back talked about years ago i will be unstanning. pls no, this is worse than her hanging out with her cheesy friends all day and sipping ugly beverages 

Wait, she's drinking kombucha now ?? 

[violets 11,895]

i swear to god if this is the duet that psychic a few pages back talked about years ago i will be unstanning. pls no, this is worse than her hanging out with her cheesy friends all day and sipping ugly beverages 

its so funny bc he lit said he feels so many more collabs coming... this was all before the sublime cover too...  (not rly a collab but close enough)

[LanaCharts 1,980]

Ellie doing charity omg

[violets 11,895]

ok idk ab yall but i do feel a collab with ellie is happening. im assuming they arent friends? and lana just followed her? its very odd for them to be together imo.. and ben has his little tricks so i wouldnt be surprised if he got them to record together

[PARADIXO 32,925]

ok idk ab yall but i do feel a collab with ellie is happening. im assuming they arent friends? and lana just followed her? its very odd for them to be together imo.. and ben has his little tricks so i wouldnt be surprised if he got them to record together

 

that pic literally looks like they just casually met somewhere in LA for a sec. probably went to the same restaurant or whatever.

[LanaCharts 1,980]

Lana x Ellie x LÉON would be the serve of the millennium

[Wynwood 19,967]

me after buying every other album thats released in the same week as nfr but illegally downloading nfr from picosong 

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

me after buying a viseart palette but illegally downloading nfr from picosong 

[violets 11,895]

me after buying all the nfr merch after talking major shit ab lana and this era 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

Dying.

 

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/evyme7/lana-del-rey-horoscope-sign-cancer-gemini-astrology

 

 

There are photos of her wearing a necklace that says “Gemini,” too, but she must have only recently found her birth certificate, because it turns out she’s a Cancer. This could also be a classic Gemini prank, though her new birth chart checks out.