Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[annedauphine 35,889]

omg the cover leaked 

 

 

 

   

 

Honestly not mad at it... If the type was different/smaller and the vintage effect less present I would unironically 1000% be here for it. Mostly on the basis it looks like a Neil pic

[UltraHeroin 8,803]

Queen of rustic

 

https://variety-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/variety.com/2018/dirt/real-estalker/lana-del-rey-echo-park-1203036713/amp/?amp_js_v=0.1#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s

Wow, that looks so good and cozy. I would love to live in a cabin like that. Also, this is the closest she'll get to a trailer, shit, Lana truly coming back, full circle to being her true Lizzy Grant self    

[annedauphine 35,889]

I'm getting to a point where I don't have anything clever or funny left to say on this thread I just want Cinnamon point blank period thanks ladies and gentlemen don't bump your head on the ceiling on your way out the ceiling's low all donations will proceed to the charity of your choice

 

Also I'm the number one person on this planet to want to know where Lana lives because I'm a self-assumed-trying-hard-to-work-on-it psycho stalker but precisely why is Variety sharing this when Lana already has had issues with numerous stalkers in the past this is tactless at least...... That being said I would give out an eternity in hell in exchange for a day with Lana in this setting what the FUCK it looks straight up from a movie, kinda makes me think of the cottage in Twilight lkdjfkldjfldj. I wonder if this is her secondary home or if it will be her main one because it does seems she still lives with Chuck (and maybe Charlie as well like she used to?) and this seems like a huuuuuge downgrade from Schwimmer House, but it still has two bedrooms. Now this is a subject to talk about thanks Lanz for the drought

[Barry 5,934]

I'm getting to a point where I don't have anything clever or funny left to say on this thread I just want Cinnamon point blank period thanks ladies and gentlemen don't bump your head on the ceiling on your way out the ceiling's low all donations will proceed to the charity of your choice

 

Also I'm the number one person on this planet to want to know where Lana lives because I'm a self-assumed-trying-hard-to-work-on-it psycho stalker but precisely why is Variety sharing this when Lana already has had issues with numerous stalkers in the past this is tactless at least...... That being said I would give out an eternity in hell in exchange for a day with Lana in this setting what the FUCK it looks straight up from a movie, kinda makes me think of the cottage in Twilight lkdjfkldjfldj. I wonder if this is her secondary home or if it will be her main one because it does seems she still lives with Chuck (and maybe Charlie as well like she used to?) and this seems like a huuuuuge downgrade from Schwimmer House, but it still has two bedrooms. Now this is a subject to talk about thanks Lanz for the drought

 

Shes that rich now she just bought a house next to the Dodgers Stadium to use when she goes to games there

[annedauphine 35,889]

Shes that rich now she just bought a house next to the Dodgers Stadium to use when she goes to games there

The fact that this could 100000000000% be the reason for her purchase Her mind... It amazes me

 

Next album will be called Dodgers Fucking Stadium calling it

[Nobody 21,521]

Maybe she's going to shoot a music video in this random hut she just bought like how she shot HBTB in her Malibu house 

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

Queen of rustic

 

https://variety-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/variety.com/2018/dirt/real-estalker/lana-del-rey-echo-park-1203036713/amp/?amp_js_v=0.1#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s

 

omg it's so gorgeous and cozy

[Cacciatore 19,347]

Are you guys ready for McDonalds (Big Mac In My Mind)?  

[four leaf clover 395]

omg the cover leaked 

 

 

 

   

 

 

fake or not i actually love this, mcdonalds + mobil sign and all. its like, representative of the modern american (californian) experience. i prefer this much more than the skechers advertisement cover lol

[four leaf clover 395]

wait what lmao

 

that pic of her sitting w/ the tennis shoes. was never actually the album cover, people just rumored that it might be and i would prefer this to be the cover over that

 

(this one i found it)

[Beautiful Loser 48,824]

Is it bad if I feel like I could accept the sitting down photo and this McDonald’s green hill picture as album cover art? Like, I feel like I could let my taste fall that low and be ok with it because it’s LaNa dEL rEy and I’ll love anything from her.

[four leaf clover 395]

im still going to assume its fake as of now cause i find it unlikely she would have an album cover without her face on it

[Cacciatore 19,347]

Is it bad if I feel like I could accept the sitting down photo and this McDonald’s green hill picture as album cover art? Like, I feel like I could let my taste fall that low and be ok with it because it’s LaNa dEL rEy and I’ll love anything from her.

 

I think the Mcdonalds picture would make a lovely back cover actually   but I doubt she would be able to use the mcdonalds logo for the album artwork without getting in trouble so they would probably have to remove it, which would make the picture even better imo

[UltraHeroin 8,803]

im still going to assume its fake as of now cause i find it unlikely she would have an album cover without her face on it

Well, it is fake. There's no assuming going on. It's just a photo she posted. Desperate fans jumped to conclusions (as they usually do) and started saying that this is probably the album cover.  Or they were just joking and making edits out of pure boredom because...it's been really dry lately

[Make me your Dream Life 87,806]

omg the cover leaked 

 

 

 

I can only hope that we can't be THAT desperate for news.. 

[PARADIXO 32,940]

I like the McDonalds pic.

 

Here for the record to be called Donald Fucking Trump x

[cognaclilac 1,538]

omg the cover leaked 

 

 

 

   

 

 

guys this is just the view from her new abode obvs

[Coney Island King 26,002]

She better not dare have an album cover of a fucking hill.

[Beautiful Loser 48,824]

I like the McDonalds pic.

 

Here for the record to be called Donald Fucking Trump x

Including a cover of Allen’s “Fuck you”.

[99centlips 8,519]

I'm getting to a point where I don't have anything clever or funny left to say on this thread I just want Cinnamon point blank period thanks ladies and gentlemen don't bump your head on the ceiling on your way out the ceiling's low all donations will proceed to the charity of your choice

 

Also I'm the number one person on this planet to want to know where Lana lives because I'm a self-assumed-trying-hard-to-work-on-it psycho stalker but precisely why is Variety sharing this when Lana already has had issues with numerous stalkers in the past this is tactless at least...... That being said I would give out an eternity in hell in exchange for a day with Lana in this setting what the FUCK it looks straight up from a movie, kinda makes me think of the cottage in Twilight lkdjfkldjfldj. I wonder if this is her secondary home or if it will be her main one because it does seems she still lives with Chuck (and maybe Charlie as well like she used to?) and this seems like a huuuuuge downgrade from Schwimmer House, but it still has two bedrooms. Now this is a subject to talk about thanks Lanz for the drought

It’s because property records are public no matter how famous you are. Celebrities usually buy through companies though to try and protect their anonymity.

 

 

I have her address(s) if you really want them lmao