DeadSeaOfMercury 21,488 Posted Monday at 02:04 PM So finally decided to get the UO vinyl, I’ll get the standard CD. Really like the shot & Black Ice vinyl. And I still believe this dress is made of Hefty bags to reference Firework 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeadSeaOfMercury 21,488 Posted Monday at 02:07 PM 18 minutes ago, DemonMic2003 said: When Are we getting a modern one of the boys album Still waiting for someone to press Katy Hudson - But nice quality like my AKA 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonMic2003 8,838 Posted Monday at 02:09 PM 6 minutes ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said: Still waiting for someone to press Katy Hudson - But nice quality like my AKA Fr. Actually speaking of ootb really wish katy did a studio version of brick by brick for the 10th Anniversary Edition Edit: Oh and remix / remaster (it's what's it called for the bonus tracks so ) for the other 12 tracks. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
111 36,085 Posted Tuesday at 12:17 PM Hello KitKats and sane users of Lanaboards, I come with yet another exclusive abloom review and inside-her tea for y'all, this time on one of my most anticipated releases of the year. CRUSH: I think you've all heard the chorus of this, but the verses are at least listenable. It's a synth driven, thumping dance track. She's serving a high, girly voice - a flirtatious vocal performance which I prefer to her belty shtick or "sexy, c*nt-fident" vibes. Although the lyrics sound like they were written by a teenager, even more than the rest of the alboom. 2/5 Even all the birds are singing Yeah I, I got those palpitations, those boom-boom-booms I'm on a new vibration Yeah I, I need some medication, your ooh-ooh-ooh I need no explanation Is it a crush, making me blush? ARTIFICIAL: This sounds like a Kim Petty song (just like the rest of the album), it has a similar vibe to brr/BAIT. There's a darker hyperpop sensibility that Katy tries to pull off but fails. I guess it's not too far from some of the urban/r&b leaning songs she tried to do before, but her cringe vocal performance and personality prevents any sort of cuntiness from being served. And yes it sounds like Gorgeous too, which we've all unfortunately heard bits of. 1.5/5 Artificial, say what you're thinking Do you put emotions over reason Are you gonna love me like a human Can you touch me in a simulation Who's gonna save us from losing our minds Oh you're so dangerous, devil in disguise TRUTH: This one is extremely, disgustingly boring. This is my least favourite as it serves the most filler on an alboom full of fillers. I truly believe she AI'd this one, because there's no other reason why pop music is being desecrated like this. 1/5 You treat me different Tell me what's going through your mind You act so distant Who you see when you close your eyes I wanna know the truth, even if it hurt-hurts me ALL THE LOVE: Yet another cheesy, empowerment style song with a dancier mid-tempo production. I'm honestly out of words to describe them at this point, as nothing new is being offered to my ears on this repetitive, saccharine, almost AI'd journey. I can't decide if Truth or this one made me plead in agony, "Katy Perry please stop." 1.5/5 WONDER: This one sounds like a classic Stargate song, there's a euphoric euro-pop quality to it. This is the least offensive out of everything I've heard and it would have probably smashed in 2013. Acoustic guitars on the chorus, synth driven, thumping beat, it's a nice listen and a cute song for her daughter. But nonetheless extremely dated and nothing new from the queen of cheesy empowerment songs. 2/5 Be heavy on your wings Stay pure, beautiful girl, woah Don't let the fear in the world Burn out what you believe Cause one day when we're older Will we still look up and wonder? Overall, an incredibly generic and dated offering with the most surface level lyrics you could ever dream of. Each song sounds like a copy-paste of one another with minimal variations, sometimes she tries to serve "c*nt" on songs like Artificial and falls flat on her face. Though I think her fans will enjoy and hype mid tracks like Crush and Nirvana (the latter being my 'favourite'), there's zero artistic growth being displayed on here. She is phoning it in and pandering to gays on demos that were probably leftover in Ava Max and Kim Petras folders, in a desperate attempt to revive her and Dr Luke's career. I genuinely think there are much better cuts on Whiteness and Smile, while 143 is exactly the musical junkyard that we were promised with Woman's World. 13 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ultrabanisters 42,764 Posted Tuesday at 01:04 PM 45 minutes ago, 111 said: Hello KitKats and sane users of Lanaboards, I come with yet another exclusive abloom review and inside-her tea for y'all, this time on one of my most anticipated releases of the year. Spoiler CRUSH: I think you've all heard the chorus of this, but the verses are at least listenable. It's a synth driven, thumping dance track. She's serving a high, girly voice - a flirtatious vocal performance which I prefer to her belty shtick or "sexy, c*nt-fident" vibes. Although the lyrics sound like they were written by a teenager, even more than the rest of the alboom. 2/5 Even all the birds are singing Yeah I, I got those palpitations, those boom-boom-booms I'm on a new vacation Yeah I, I need some medication, your ooh-ooh-ooh I need no explanation Is it a crush, making me blush? ARTIFICIAL: This sounds like a Kim Petty song (just like the rest of the album), it has a similar vibe to brr/BAIT. There's a darker hyperpop sensibility that Katy tries to pull off but fails. I guess it's not too far from some of the urban/r&b leaning songs she tried to do before, but her cringe vocal performance and personality prevents any sort of cuntiness from being served. And yes it sounds like Gorgeous too, which we've all unfortunately heard bits of. 1.5/5 Artificial, so what you're thinking Do you put emotions over reason Are you gonna love me like a human Can you touch me in a simulation Who's gonna save us from losing our minds Oh you're so dangerous, devil in disguise TRUTH: This one is extremely, disgustingly boring. This is my least favourite as it serves the most filler on an alboom full of fillers. I truly believe she AI'd this one, because there's no other reason why pop music is being desecrated like this. 1/5 You treat me different Tell me what's going through your mind You act so distant Who you see when you close your eyes I wanna know the truth, even if it hurt-hurts me ALL THE LOVE: Yet another cheesy, empowerment style song with a dancier mid-tempo production. I'm honestly out of words to describe them at this point, as nothing new is being offered to my ears on this repetitive, saccharine, almost AI'd journey. I can't decide if Truth or this one made me plead in agony, "Katy Perry please stop." 1.5/5 WONDER: This one sounds like a classic Stargate song, there's a euphoric euro-pop quality to it. This is the least offensive out of everything I've heard and it would have probably smashed in 2013. Acoustic guitars on the chorus, synth driven, thumping beat, it's a nice listen and a cute song for her daughter. But nonetheless extremely dated and nothing new from the queen of cheesy emporwement songs. 2/5 Be heavy on your wings Stay pure, beautiful girl, woah Don't let the fear in the world Burn out what you believe Cause one day when we're older Will we still look up and wonder? Overall, an incredibly generic and dated offering with the most surface level lyrics you could ever dream of. Each song sounds like a copy-paste of one another with minimal variations, sometimes she tries to serve "c*nt" on songs like Artificial and falls flat on her face. Though I think her fans will enjoy and hype mid tracks like Crush and Nirvana (the latter being my 'favourite'), there's zero artistic growth being displayed on here. She is phoning it in and pandering to gays on demos that were probably leftover in Ava Max and Kim Petras folders, in a desprate attempt to revive her and Dr Luke's career. I genuinely think there are much better cuts on Whiteness and Smile, while 143 is exactly the musical junkyard that we were promised with Woman's World. knowing your historical track record of having less than stellar music taste WE WON AOTYYYY OMGGGG 5 Quote resident sweeter 24/7/17 - 9/7/23 - 10/7/23 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Veinsineon 74,952 Posted Tuesday at 01:58 PM Another plane has hit the ultrakatycatisters 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
111 36,085 Posted Tuesday at 02:29 PM 1 hour ago, ultrabanisters said: knowing your historical track record of having less than stellar music taste WE WON AOTYYYY OMGGGG you just made that up 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ultrabanisters 42,764 Posted Tuesday at 02:38 PM 8 minutes ago, 111 said: you just made that up white dress release date to you: 2 Quote resident sweeter 24/7/17 - 9/7/23 - 10/7/23 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drewlwhite 1,282 Posted Tuesday at 02:46 PM 2 hours ago, 111 said: Hello KitKats and sane users of Lanaboards, I come with yet another exclusive abloom review and inside-her tea for y'all, this time on one of my most anticipated releases of the year. CRUSH: I think you've all heard the chorus of this, but the verses are at least listenable. It's a synth driven, thumping dance track. She's serving a high, girly voice - a flirtatious vocal performance which I prefer to her belty shtick or "sexy, c*nt-fident" vibes. Although the lyrics sound like they were written by a teenager, even more than the rest of the alboom. 2/5 Even all the birds are singing Yeah I, I got those palpitations, those boom-boom-booms I'm on a new vacation Yeah I, I need some medication, your ooh-ooh-ooh I need no explanation Is it a crush, making me blush? ARTIFICIAL: This sounds like a Kim Petty song (just like the rest of the album), it has a similar vibe to brr/BAIT. There's a darker hyperpop sensibility that Katy tries to pull off but fails. I guess it's not too far from some of the urban/r&b leaning songs she tried to do before, but her cringe vocal performance and personality prevents any sort of cuntiness from being served. And yes it sounds like Gorgeous too, which we've all unfortunately heard bits of. 1.5/5 Artificial, so what you're thinking Do you put emotions over reason Are you gonna love me like a human Can you touch me in a simulation Who's gonna save us from losing our minds Oh you're so dangerous, devil in disguise TRUTH: This one is extremely, disgustingly boring. This is my least favourite as it serves the most filler on an alboom full of fillers. I truly believe she AI'd this one, because there's no other reason why pop music is being desecrated like this. 1/5 You treat me different Tell me what's going through your mind You act so distant Who you see when you close your eyes I wanna know the truth, even if it hurt-hurts me ALL THE LOVE: Yet another cheesy, empowerment style song with a dancier mid-tempo production. I'm honestly out of words to describe them at this point, as nothing new is being offered to my ears on this repetitive, saccharine, almost AI'd journey. I can't decide if Truth or this one made me plead in agony, "Katy Perry please stop." 1.5/5 WONDER: This one sounds like a classic Stargate song, there's a euphoric euro-pop quality to it. This is the least offensive out of everything I've heard and it would have probably smashed in 2013. Acoustic guitars on the chorus, synth driven, thumping beat, it's a nice listen and a cute song for her daughter. But nonetheless extremely dated and nothing new from the queen of cheesy emporwement songs. 2/5 Be heavy on your wings Stay pure, beautiful girl, woah Don't let the fear in the world Burn out what you believe Cause one day when we're older Will we still look up and wonder? Overall, an incredibly generic and dated offering with the most surface level lyrics you could ever dream of. Each song sounds like a copy-paste of one another with minimal variations, sometimes she tries to serve "c*nt" on songs like Artificial and falls flat on her face. Though I think her fans will enjoy and hype mid tracks like Crush and Nirvana (the latter being my 'favourite'), there's zero artistic growth being displayed on here. She is phoning it in and pandering to gays on demos that were probably leftover in Ava Max and Kim Petras folders, in a desprate attempt to revive her and Dr Luke's career. I genuinely think there are much better cuts on Whiteness and Smile, while 143 is exactly the musical junkyard that we were promised with Woman's World. There's a little review in this hate rant 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Embach 36,069 Posted Tuesday at 02:55 PM 2 hours ago, 111 said: Hello KitKats and sane users of Lanaboards, I come with yet another exclusive abloom review and inside-her tea for y'all, this time on one of my most anticipated releases of the year. CRUSH: I think you've all heard the chorus of this, but the verses are at least listenable. It's a synth driven, thumping dance track. She's serving a high, girly voice - a flirtatious vocal performance which I prefer to her belty shtick or "sexy, c*nt-fident" vibes. Although the lyrics sound like they were written by a teenager, even more than the rest of the alboom. 2/5 Even all the birds are singing Yeah I, I got those palpitations, those boom-boom-booms I'm on a new vacation Yeah I, I need some medication, your ooh-ooh-ooh I need no explanation Is it a crush, making me blush? ARTIFICIAL: This sounds like a Kim Petty song (just like the rest of the album), it has a similar vibe to brr/BAIT. There's a darker hyperpop sensibility that Katy tries to pull off but fails. I guess it's not too far from some of the urban/r&b leaning songs she tried to do before, but her cringe vocal performance and personality prevents any sort of cuntiness from being served. And yes it sounds like Gorgeous too, which we've all unfortunately heard bits of. 1.5/5 Artificial, so what you're thinking Do you put emotions over reason Are you gonna love me like a human Can you touch me in a simulation Who's gonna save us from losing our minds Oh you're so dangerous, devil in disguise TRUTH: This one is extremely, disgustingly boring. This is my least favourite as it serves the most filler on an alboom full of fillers. I truly believe she AI'd this one, because there's no other reason why pop music is being desecrated like this. 1/5 You treat me different Tell me what's going through your mind You act so distant Who you see when you close your eyes I wanna know the truth, even if it hurt-hurts me ALL THE LOVE: Yet another cheesy, empowerment style song with a dancier mid-tempo production. I'm honestly out of words to describe them at this point, as nothing new is being offered to my ears on this repetitive, saccharine, almost AI'd journey. I can't decide if Truth or this one made me plead in agony, "Katy Perry please stop." 1.5/5 WONDER: This one sounds like a classic Stargate song, there's a euphoric euro-pop quality to it. This is the least offensive out of everything I've heard and it would have probably smashed in 2013. Acoustic guitars on the chorus, synth driven, thumping beat, it's a nice listen and a cute song for her daughter. But nonetheless extremely dated and nothing new from the queen of cheesy emporwement songs. 2/5 Be heavy on your wings Stay pure, beautiful girl, woah Don't let the fear in the world Burn out what you believe Cause one day when we're older Will we still look up and wonder? Overall, an incredibly generic and dated offering with the most surface level lyrics you could ever dream of. Each song sounds like a copy-paste of one another with minimal variations, sometimes she tries to serve "c*nt" on songs like Artificial and falls flat on her face. Though I think her fans will enjoy and hype mid tracks like Crush and Nirvana (the latter being my 'favourite'), there's zero artistic growth being displayed on here. She is phoning it in and pandering to gays on demos that were probably leftover in Ava Max and Kim Petras folders, in a desprate attempt to revive her and Dr Luke's career. I genuinely think there are much better cuts on Whiteness and Smile, while 143 is exactly the musical junkyard that we were promised with Woman's World. Not gonna lie I loved the brutal honesty here 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lasso 12,361 Posted 2 hours ago (edited) Katy in the absolute most FLOP tv show in Brazil is so ironic in some way. this is the most awkward video I watched this month, I can't stop replaying it Edited 1 hour ago by Lasso ETA: I wish I was eloquent and not high to give more context but I literally can't, bless Katy she was so nice, but she looked like she wanted the helicopter to fly in and just take her, also this TV show is a MESS, it's like Big Brother but with aspiring 0 Quote ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ if you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the fire, or you might get what you desire boy ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blameitonme 15,491 Posted 2 hours ago 7 minutes ago, Lasso said: Katy in the absolute most FLOP tv show in Brazil is so ironic in some way. this is the most awkward video I watched this month, I can't stop replaying it what the actual f was that 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Furor Poeticus 16,005 Posted 1 hour ago On 9/17/2024 at 2:17 PM, 111 said: 143 is exactly the musical junkyard that we were promised with Woman's World. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lasso 12,361 Posted 1 hour ago (edited) omg "katy perry eats cookie and throws herself on the bed" I hope they paid her a couple millions to do this nah apparently she did it for free Edited 1 hour ago by Lasso boninho i hate you 0 Quote ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ if you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the fire, or you might get what you desire boy ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeadSeaOfMercury 21,488 Posted 1 hour ago If I lived near a record store I’d definitely attend the listening party! 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites