Lana’s Newsletter Updates

[PARADIXO 33,305]

8 hours ago, mssainttropez said:

I hope they find love

 

What is this? Is there like a chat or something on that site? I created an acc but never bothered with it 

[SuperMegaStan 10,024]

how did yall find out the updates like i've registered like three times and got nothing in my email

 

 

EDIT: ok now i have to go to "https://sparklejumpropequeen.os.fan/" to complete the registration in order to see everything  that access link on her site / instagram is not even for complete registration 

[hotshot2am 18,847]

1 minute ago, SuperMegaStan said:

how did yall find out the updates like i've registered like three times and got nothing in my email

 

Someone wrote "sparkle jump rope queen" as a status update and it reminded me to look if there's something new. They haven't sent any notifications as far as I'm aware.

[hotshot2am 18,847]

Did they take down the two posts or did my account glitch?

[Rust Dress 40,602]

2 minutes ago, hotshot2am said:

Did they take down the two posts or did my account glitch?

 

i don’t see them either.. maybe they were test posts after all

[Cult Leader 6,130]

yeah I can't see the posts 

[Pedriko 1,827]

21 minutes ago, hotshot2am said:

Did they take down the two posts or did my account glitch?

nooo I didn't make a comment in time to find a girlfriend 😭

[Three White Butterflies 27,607]

12 hours ago, mssainttropez said:

I hope they find love

 

not me adding a photo after this for the sole purpose of possibly finding my lana del soulmate  

[Pedriko 1,827]

3 minutes ago, Three White Butterflies said:

 

not me adding a photo after this for the sole purpose of possibly finding my lana del soulmate  

you really don't want to date a lana fan lmao

[LycaneInMoonlight 162]

28 minutes ago, Cult Leader Under Ocean Blvd said:

yeah I can't see the posts 

me neither why that??

[Three White Butterflies 27,607]

1 hour ago, Pedriko said:

you really don't want to date a lana fan lmao

I have and I will again thanks 

[Quincy 4,581]

1 hour ago, Pedriko said:

you really don't want to date a lana fan lmao

I feel very attacked

 

edit:

I’m not the dating type, but I’d only a Lana fan. Preferably one of the obsessive ones.

[Trash Magic 28,521]

Of course it’s just TaP trying to peddle more merch. 
 

How cool and erratic would an actual Lana newsletter be

[Quincy 4,581]

8 minutes ago, Trash Magic said:

Of course it’s just TaP trying to peddle more merch. 
 

How cool and erratic would an actual Lana newsletter be

Once again, we got our hopes up for nothing 

[Pedriko 1,827]

1 hour ago, Pedriko said:

you really don't want to date a lana fan lmao

 

29 minutes ago, Quincy said:

I’m not the dating type

lmao

[jealous girl 2,246]

I could see the posts this morning but now they're not there... This morning I had to click "Sign up for exclusive content" only for it to tell me I was already signed up and should log in again. I hope it was a test because this was underwhelming lol

 

I noticed that she/they've changed her profile pic from Honeymoon to Ocean Blvd and added merch links

[Thats why they call me Dita 10,587]

On 9/7/2023 at 5:30 PM, Quincy said:

 I’d only a Lana fan. Preferably one of the obsessive ones.

Well I think we already knew this 

 

wait.. I think I read this in the wrong context 

[Strangelove 1,852]

On 9/6/2023 at 11:09 PM, mssainttropez said:

I hope they find love

I'm literally crying of laughter at this. 

[honeymooncd 3,757]

I wonder if she's gonna use this to post OG content and stuff, or if she's just re-posting stuff from her insta, or stuff like that yk?

[jealous girl 2,246]

Did anyone else just get an email asking to verify their details?