lola 6,640 Posted October 23, 2012 They die and Lana BBQs them. 0 Quote Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexandriaTheGreat 14 Posted October 23, 2012 and serves them to her lovely fans 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lola 6,640 Posted October 23, 2012 and then puts on a show for them in her basement, but then... 0 Quote Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexandriaTheGreat 14 Posted October 23, 2012 a tornado tears the house down 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lola 6,640 Posted October 23, 2012 Serial Killer I'm in love, I'm in love, love in a hurricane but Lana survives. 0 Quote Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexandriaTheGreat 14 Posted October 23, 2012 Because she is immortal 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lola 6,640 Posted October 23, 2012 because she's a vampire 0 Quote Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexandriaTheGreat 14 Posted October 23, 2012 Who loves sunlight 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Girl Lana 546 Posted October 23, 2012 And then she goes to the space 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexandriaTheGreat 14 Posted October 23, 2012 where her coffin is and takes a nap 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beauty King 1,705 Posted October 23, 2012 Only to be interrupted by a meteor shower, which... 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lola 6,640 Posted October 23, 2012 Kills everyone but her, which is why she is the last girl on earth. 0 Quote Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexandriaTheGreat 14 Posted October 23, 2012 So she builds a spaceship and goes to another planet 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beauty King 1,705 Posted October 23, 2012 The planet's name is Gangsta Prime, for no reason whatsoever. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexandriaTheGreat 14 Posted October 23, 2012 Gangsta Prime happens to be extremely similar to earth, and they worship lana as their god. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Girl Lana 546 Posted October 23, 2012 And she's wearing a blue velvet shirt and bluer than velvet we're aliens eyes in that planet 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexandriaTheGreat 14 Posted October 23, 2012 And she's wearing a blue velvet shirt and bluer than velvet we're aliens eyes in that planet Then one day they decided they could handle all of lana's perfection so they.. Then one day they decided they could handle all of lana's perfection so they.. COULDNT 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauradelxx 1,082 Posted October 24, 2012 let her be a regular person. She had to be a goddess... 0 Quote god knows I tried Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lola 6,640 Posted October 24, 2012 But she can't reign because she's too busy crying after K. 0 Quote Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauradelxx 1,082 Posted October 24, 2012 So they grant her 3 magic wishes 0 Quote god knows I tried Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
