Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Dumb Answer.

[CrazySister 2,239]

Because you are afraid of social interaction. Why was he banned? He was one of my favorite members! 

 

Why is my face so oily?

[Terrence Loves Me 72,683]

because you're an oil bottle

 

why does the universe hate me

[Serene Queen 4,786]

Because you are actually an unwelcome invader in our universe; you were birthed in the universe of Zorb

 

Why am I still single

[CrazySister 2,239]

Because you are your own soulmate

 

Why can't I just be rich?

[Sugar Venom 9,658]

because your wealth will be seized and redistributed

 

why don’t we exist in the avatar (atla) universe

[Pico Ocean Boulevard 41,067]

Because in this avatar universe exists no Lana del Rey persona, so there is no one we have to stan and complain about (at the same time)

 

Why am I still awake?

[CrazySister 2,239]

Because Beyoncé can drop a new album anytime.

 

Why do I blink so much?

[OverYourHead 6,265]

Because in a past life you had no eyelids

 

Why am I blonde?

[Embach 42,149]

Because you listen too much Lizzy Grant.

 

Why am I not Lana Del Rey?

[Quincy 4,371]

Because you wouldn’t get as much time to post on here.

 

Why am I such an overthinker?

[HeadlessAlligators 12]

Idk, don't overthink it.

 

How can we see the moon if it's so far away?

[Bluelake 2,889]

The moon is Earth’s crazy ex who stalks us at night 

 

Why does the person in the mirror always copy me

[KingsMotelPart2 611]

'Cause he is bored, he is trapped in the mirror. 

 

If I jump high enough, can I fly away and reach the sky?

[Ethel Cain 9,011]

If you try hard enough I guess.

 

Why is water blue?

 

[Mer 61,715]

It’s clear. It’s just the earth that’s blue. 
 

Why is space dark if the sun is right there?