The Greatest

oh my god wear a goddamn mask ma'am

Even if she tells us it's a "country" record it won't be a country record because lana's sound is too distinct--just like honeymoon wasn't actually "jazz." She may reference Hank Williams a couple of times and have some twangy background music but she's never gonna release a full record of genuine country

wait i always thought she rerecorded the vocals in the studio that's insane

I feel like we just hate LFL for having roachella on it though...

good point

I would say 80% chance "chemtrails over the country club" ends up rhyming with "love" chemtrails over the country club faded into blue when I lost your love or something

I feel like those animated videos where an artist individually paints every frame and then they sell the individual prints has been done a lot (mitski, bright eyes, etc.) and I feel like that's what love song would have been

I feel like we won't get anything about COCC until after the violet audiobook drops. it might confusing for casual fans

why? she wasn't going to leave her home for it either way

MTWBT, animal crossing edition https://twitter.com/anndyer914/status/1265858243412160513?s=20

hydrangeas were UV's flower I vote peonies. Shocked she hasn't already and they do have a country club vibe I could see the cover having vintage gardening vibes

oh no i feel like it would be soooo cringey to release it on a day dedicated to indigenous people on purpose. "In honor of the systematic oppression you've experienced, I, a white woman, will release an album about MY personal experiences"

I don't really want cut tracks we already know stuff about just drop a tracklist full of random ass titles

I think "safe" is a fair critique but it isn't really a complete characterization. I think it comes more from her getting more into her poetry and really being introspective writing the lyrics rather than her trying to create a different version of herself through the record like on BTD and UV. To me LFL is way more safe, pandering to what she thought other people wanted to hear.

LOL i was thinking about that one dollar thing she said but obviously that's false im dumb

Okay right she would have to sell 1.6 mil

I feel like she's gonna have to use COCC if she wants to get a million in donations cause i doubt the poetry book will sell 2 million on its own

I feel like tomorrow she announces a single coming friday like that's just good business!

okay though Neil Krug would be even better. UV objectively had the best visuals

if that was a coincidence im fuckin pissed ive never even heard the word chemtrails before lana's meltdown

LOL the fact that people get their hopes up for stuff like this when you can't even get your hopes up for her releasing it on the day she already announced she was gonna release it

i want venice bitch vibes on the new album

she served serene queen post UV when we all thought the sass font had dried up so anythings possible

the only reason NFR was abbreviated on the cover was because the name was explicit. She's not putting COCC on the cover

fake leakers be like: 1. winter rain is also called snow (interlude)