The Greatest

So she's been shooting things all week, I feel like that means the albums done. If she still had work to do in the studio, that would probably be the first priority

2 minutes ago, IanadeIrey said:

Well tomorrow is the beginning of a business week so here’s my theory:

 

Monday - album cover + tracklist reveal, announces that we can pre-order the album the next day 

 

Tuesday - pre-order goes live, limited edition vinyls & cassettes revealed with CDs and potentially some special edition bundles; album trailer posted to YouTube and her IGTV

 

Wednesday - Potential Urban Outfitters limited edition cover and/or coloured vinyl announced and available for pre-order 

 

Thursday - Music video (either the one shot yesterday/today or ones filmed by Chuck/Charlie) drops; 9 PM PST / Midnight Friday EST record drops

 

Friday - Lana on social media posts her thank you’s and announces album release event with the Record Parlour

 

Saturday/Sunday - potential performance on Stephen Colbert’s late night show 

 

2nd week of September - Album release event at The Record Parlour

 

And then the second video could literally drop anytime after that!  

 

colberts only weeknights. I was thinking monday and she releases the single she performs right after

That post was definitely for a lana project cause he tagged the makeup artist that did the photoshoot with the yellow bodysuit

1 minute ago, UltraHeroin said:

Sorry but what is secret gardens and luscious blooms?

sheridan put it on his insta story. like we haven't already been burned by stretching his hints

27 minutes ago, gelliosf said:

 

God, if I were her I would delay the album just to spite you all. She doesn't owe you anything. She doesn't have to tell anyone a release date. She can drop the album when she wants.

 

Good grief, what a worthless place this is.

 

Peace out! I'm gone! You all need to get a fucking hobby and a life.

I will never understand people who come on the boards just to bitch about it like you know this is voluntary right? lol

1 minute ago, Distantly said:

Thank you!! I may have to do my researches to find and will report back lol

If you find it can you share? I missed it also!

okay wait i changed my mind no way this shoot is for a music vid cause why would byron be there? most likely seems to me to be prerecorded performance for colbert

I feel like it has to be a mv because I wouldn't call her doing a surprise performance a "video shoot"

honestly, if the album came out without an unwarranted freak out, the boards would have no purpose

1 hour ago, Coney Island King said:

Go to bed uglies

im ugly but not going to sleep

1 minute ago, Elle said:

 

I'm not sure how people know exactly when her following count changes, but I myself have an instagram account that follows everyone she follows because I thought it would be interesting to see what her timeline would look like lol. Lots of Jason Aldean posts.. 

But in turn I can also notice who she recently follows, unfollows, who deactivates, etc x

crine omg would not expect that

we're v lucky we're about to get an entire new album either way. like never happened in the fandom. mostly its been teased to death 

maybe shes collabing with hillary duff. going to look for the smallest clue from hillarys insta and stay up late manifesting

okay back to being delusional cause im bored af

ugh guys don't harass him that won't help anything

ITS TIME

so what do we do? check streaming services?

I'm really sad about Chadwick dying, and maybe she shouldn't put it out idk, but I don't think if I were a casual listener or bystander I would associate one with the other

1 minute ago, cinnamongirI said:

So she doesn't get dragged to filth 

Ohhh i thought you meant that she release it anyways haha

4 minutes ago, cinnamongirI said:

Yeah it's very bad timing but it's for the better 

what do you mean?

2 minutes ago, svftdecay said:

ok i'm caught up and loaded on mike's hard. that way I don't cry when it doesn't drop at midnite

mikes hard

If it doesn't come at midnight we need to pretend its coming tomorrow during the day so we can keep the hope going

I would think he would have deleted his post or clarified it by now if we misunderstood. May not be the album but he would be crazy to say that if it was literally nothing

Just now, fucksforever said:

in two hours it will be midnight in New York. midnight in LA isn't for another 5 hours so best of luck to those who aren't in California who expect something tonight.

I thought releases were midnight EST

6 minutes ago, FredRed said:

OK remain calm. I know a guy who knows a guy. Turns out this hairdresser has been leasing a salon and has a lot of his equipment there. He wants to move but he can't till he finishes his lease. When is his lease up? You guessed it, 3 days and 4 midnight's.

nvm h8 u