The Greatest

literally on what basis do u calculate this, why do u think shed only give 50c per sale to charity

LOL i was thinking about that one dollar thing she said but obviously that's false im dumb

They already raised over $230k. 

 

https://www.navajowaterproject.org/

Okay right she would have to sell 1.6 mil 

I feel like she's gonna have to use COCC if she wants to get a million in donations cause i doubt the poetry book will sell 2 million on its own

I feel like tomorrow she announces a single coming friday like that's just good business!

okay though Neil Krug would be even better. UV objectively had the best visuals

if that was a coincidence im fuckin pissed ive never even heard the word chemtrails before lana's meltdown

farfetched but I think it'd be sooooo great if she was holding a flaming martini for the cover 

LOL the fact that people get their hopes up for stuff like this when you can't even get your hopes up for her releasing it on the day she already announced she was gonna release it 

i want venice bitch vibes on the new album 

You might be setting yourself up for disappointment. She is getting a bit « old » to sing about those themes. Not that I don’t like them, but with each album, she is telling another chapter where she is getting a bit older with each record. The themes evolve as she does. The kinda raw tracks she did before UV or during UV, well, I’m afraid we will need a couple of leaks (if there are any) to hear exactly those again.

she served serene queen post UV when we all thought the sass font had dried up so anythings possible

the only reason NFR was abbreviated on the cover was because the name was explicit. She's not putting COCC on the cover

fake leakers be like: 1. winter rain is also called snow (interlude)

i just want FLM to have writing credits on COCC is that too much to ask?

tbh whenever we get leaks/lana releases snippets early y'all get mad that it ruins the surprise anyways

what if she made a song called “A Question for the Culture” or “Women Like Me”

plz don't put this out in "the ether"

Does she always wear a ring on her engagement finger

Pretty sure. I remember listening to the radio circa 2013 and they were like "Lana Del Rey is engaged yay" and I freaked out and then it was just that she was wearing a family ring on her ring finger 

I'm gonna fuck around and believe this fake tracklist just to add some spice to my life

lana's not gonna move the date just because of adele. she didn't move NFR when taylor swift's album was released the week before. more likely will be moved to add trap beats and a dababy collab

don't fool yourselves the vinyl will be black

the hair color would look okay if she styled it better/better makeup and darker eyebrows

the poetry is cute but it doesn't feed me

also when do we think the first single is coming

I'm not sure the intern at Spotify is a great source 

oh im dumb i thought lana's team wrote those

While I agree with your guesswork, and I don't doubt that Lana believes she is telling her truth - her very own Spotify bio tells a different story: "Born as Elizabeth Woolridge Grant in New York City to a pair of wealthy parents..."  LOL.  I wouldn't be surprised if she'd never read her own bio before.  But that's pretty funny. 

 

That same Spotify bio also mentions her "crafting the Lana Del Rey persona."

 

She really needs to get her team on that.

oh my god anne could have just responded to lana's tweets with that and it would have made things v awkward

um can she actually play animal crossing or mario kart and live stream it? i would enjoy this a lot tbh (even as unlikely as it is)

omg i would give her my raymond for free

i don't think dan is ever coming back. i got the vibe making UV was a frustrating process for the both of them (although lana's label does let her have more artistic freedom now)