The Greatest

It actually is just exhaust

Oh I know, I was referring to the conspiracy theories (I don't believe them). Sorry I worded that badly

oh my god this whole time i thought a chemtrail was just like the exhaust from airplanes i just googled it and now im shook

after 5 months of quarantine sis owes us an accurate release date 

wait how do we know the location

i don't get the point of a surprise release if you tell us the date/share some photos and a snippet. Like it's not a surprise then haha

i would love if one of the pics she took yesterday became the album cover (not necessarily the ones she shared, but just with that outfit/setting). Would be a major improvement. for some reason i love that the kitchen is disgusting

376 pages of nothing what an accomplishment everybody. Thanks a lot, Lana.

I--

i really feel like TJF is I talk to Jesus mixed with bartender with lizzy energy

wait i feel like i missed a lot--do we think preorder with TJF tomorrow?

the issue with lana doing a folk album, which i would be supportive of in theory, is that she would make boring folk because it's so reliant on lyrics that really resonate. She has some beautiful lyrics (ie. hope) and a lot of basic lyrics, but not a lot that resonate well in a folk context

i need a drink 

Wouldn’t it make more sense for a single/preorder to drop on a Friday rather than a random Wednesday

i hate when people pretend to be lana like if youre going to impersonate her at least be good at it?

omg i just typed in lana's website from this page and it reloaded but still said "chemtrails over the country club" in the tab for a second and i thought i found something and that it was really happening but I'm actually just an idiot

someone look in the sourcecode again i need something to be delusional about

maybe we'll get blonde content for LDR8 aka The Revenge Of Lizzy Grant

I hope its total lizzy grant trailer park vibes

talking like an answering machine is a v bad title

wait why do we think tomorrow? I thought it was the 5th we were worried about

I talk to jesus belongs on COCC

I know I have said this before and I hate to burst everyone’s bubble, but this album is not coming out in September. Odds are it will come out in November, closer to the holidays.

sept is a very normal release month for lana

honestly that zella day video she shared was great i wish cocc had similar vibes

In the thumbnail of her Instagram notification, I thought she just posted the album cover with a close up of her face and she was blonde, but it turned out to be her friend who opened for her on tour of in November, Lissie’s paper mag feature LOL!

this was my thought too but i was v suspicious that lana would serve that album cover

girl cool it with the camo

I majored in poetry and I was surprised how good this was

Is this a good thing or a bad thing? I’ve wondered if I should post more topics about current events here, but I’m still relatively a new member—so idk what the consensus towards non-Lana news/discussion is

not meant as a criticism at all! I hadn't heard about it. I think members are free to discuss whatever they want to as long as it's not harmful/in the right subgroup!