WisconsinPuppyLove

Between the current drama, and covid-19, I don't think we're getting a September 5th album. Though I am thankful for the good sis for having faith and being productive with her extra time. But I guess we will have to see a month or two from now if she releases a single or even starts to promote.

Dead at Lana singing Get free acapella. Poor thing doesn't want to get sued lol

The girl next to me just asked why lanas dancers are on sex swings.

Lmfao No a friend ditched and so I figured I'd offer it to someone local and from lanaboards.

I have an extra ticket if anybody wants. It's for free. Just get here in about 20 minutes.

LMFAO on my way to the concert now guys. Don't forget to be safe on the roads. The weather sucks in Toronto right now. And even though it's a Monday night people are still stupid drivers especially downtown. I hope everyone has an amazing night.

Before listening to Cherry: After:

This album has me wetter than Niagara falls. Say what you want but I honestly think it's better than honeysnore by a long shot.

LOL me. Anyway I have classes and work tomorrow, so I'm going to bed. The album will probably leak tomorrow at some point and if not I'll buy it when I go to a store. Lisa all of my offers still stand, you have 48 hours to make a decision. My dms are always open for a quick leak.

128kps I ain't that desperate. edit: That was a disgusting thing you just did.

Right? This happy heterosexual woman is playing hard to get, not having a penis and shit.

LMFAO thanks. Sad none of these people take me up on my offers tho.

I gave Lisa an offer she's can't refuse.

Me after I illegally download the album and it's at 128 kps instead of 320.

Me when a Brazillian gay leaks the album.

OT I know a lot of you are probably hating the font spam but I'm legit living for it. I had one of the most stressful weeks ever (nursing student, taking summer classes and working 2 jobs) so this silly shit has literally made my night. Complete opposite from almost crying last night from being stressed out. I kinda like everyone having fun leading up to the release of the album, reminds me of how close everyone gets the week of christmas or new years. Corny as fuck I know but just a thought lol. I hope you guys can endure the silliness.

This is the only Lizzie I know.

Looks like some of yall can use some help

I need that guy who broke into Lana's house the first time to come through for us again. Zach where are you boo boo, you can take eclipse with you for your next escapade. Y'all can be the new Bonnie and Clyde. Knowing Lana the album is either in her empty garage or under the welcome mat to her home for safe keepings, at best she hid it under her mattress.

LMFAO I'm not a hoe I'm a whore. And I stand by what I said Carti is generic trash. I don't know why Lana couldn't get another rapper to hop on Groupie Love & Summer Bummer real quick. She could get 6lack or Logic or someone else to be on the record.

Playboi Carti is trash. IMHO

I requested a song with BTDs production and lyrics of ultraviolence. Something similar to Gods and Monsters in a way. Not some we were smoking Geazy's weed and thought of a song we could record on my Motorola razor flip phone real quick.

You know what, it's just about time for the album to leak. Target do your thing boo boo.

Lana posted a new snippet for Summer Flopper on her instagram. All she did was prove that this is a funkier version of Coachella. And someone found some fake news about an album sampler or something. Not important, it's clearly fake and it's from Russia of all places.