WisconsinPuppyLove

Don't expose me please sis.

"the music is for us" I don't recall requesting Coachella.

I think the album will do well commercially with it's sales but when it comes to reviews it will be shit. But I do expect it to outsell honeysnore.

Summer Bummer is the result of Lana and Asap accidentally having extra studio time after recording Groupie Love. I am here for Groupie Love, ready to get fucked in a broken down Cadillac while sipping on a strawberry martini with this shit blaring.

Did she say hot dogs in the summer? I need lyrics.

Well you can't really gif someone who doesn't go anywhere or really do anything. The only thing we can gif is Lana going to starbucks with Chuck or taking an uber to a G-Eazy dick appointment.

I'm going to need Lana to come through and give a live performance of another song or something. I need something to hold me until the 12th. I committed a sin today and found myself listening to Dua Flopa's album today and liking it despite trashing it a few weeks ago. Before this album drops I'll be a complete Taylor Swift and Halsey stan.

Shakira dropped preorders for her album the week it came out if I remember correctly. And a few other artist have done similar. The 12th isn't a bad time for Lana to put a preorder up since her fans are pretty consistent.

For those of you who missed the ig live stream you didn't miss much. It was just Lana giving some Jesse Jo Stark person (who sounds like a rented Lizzy Grant) some promotion. And apparently, Chuck shot a video for Jesse so she's clearly going to flop.

Because Lana's producers made the beat on garage band and recorded the audio with an Iphone 4s. Consider it an upgrade.

It's just one of the few times I saw such a hateful Lana stan become infamous.

Okay super off topic but interesting. But I was in a few Lana Del Rey groups on kik literally 3+ years ago and Christian Burns used to be in one of the groups on kik as a lana fan. The same guy who cussed out the security guard at vidcon and called him irrelevant and told him to kill himself. Anyway I still have like 3 short clips of his freak outs saved and whatever. But isn't it crazy that this rude gay is actually a lana stan too? Coincidence I think not.

Even the Honeysnore era got interesting at some point when it was done putting people into a coma.

"Self respect"???

Ben I will eat your ass if you give me another 30-second snippet.

I'm about to sue Interscope records for harassment and spend the money on tequila and dildos.

That still doesn't change the fact that you got upset with what they were saying and instead of sending a rational reply you threw a fit and started acting like the boards are your playground. I don't care if they "came for you" if they responded in a normal manner or even with a little bit a salt you give just that back. Not go from 0-100 because you got triggered. I don't know why you're making fun of people's faces when we're talking about your stank attitude.

Hi hun, you might as well show your true colors everyone else on here does lol. But welcome boo boo hope to see you Thursday night when the new single will be out.

The people who came at you apparently just sent responses you didn't like. You threw a fit and are currently throwing a fit, get over it. There are no double standards you're just being a gay salty mess. Telling people to kiss your ass and not to come for you unless you call for them? You think you Lana or something? Relax.

Or you can just log out if you want to be left alone lol. Listen to honeymoon and go into a coma it's not that deep boo boo.

No Ma'am no ma'am I do not want green eggs and ham. You need to ask your sugar daddy for some Ritalin and grey goose love. Sounds like you might have a heart attack before the album gets here.

Lana probably forgot the password to the account, to be honest.

Summer Bummer makes me think about Summer of Sam, which desperatly needs to be rerecorded.

Explicit how? Cola (Pussy) and Fucked My Up To The Top?