WisconsinPuppyLove

So today I Panicked because I thought the album was delayed Offered to suck a stranger's dick for a release date Fell into a depression because of lack of release date Found life again because Target is coming thru for us Got 0 homework done when I'm supposed to be working for a nursing degree. It's hard being a Lana Stan

Queen of not giving us release dates <3

Omg Queen!

True I'd fuck him and his friends. #DaddyBen #Succ4Ben

Please confirm the release date so I don't have to suck Ben's dick or do cam shows for him.

Target went out of business where I live all through our province. If they didn't I legit would have gone looking in the back for the cds.

Watch this be Shakira's album that is also due on the 26th...

I gotchu back.

That may or may not have been me #SUCCForLana

Lana is going to tell us to pick her album up from blockbusters.

Does best buy sell albums?

I'm late us hell but add me plz ilostbilly

She had a few nice bops, and she could have been a thing. Too bad she decided to delay her album and get rid to nice songs to replace them with trash. #Flop Bishop Briggs has filled the hole Dua was supposed to fill for me.

Then they'll probably ship them so they arrive on May 27th

Managment: Lana your album comes out next week Lana:

She'll run out of Cheeto and Starbucks funds eventually..

Lust For Life ft Marina And The Diamonds Climb up the stairs in our one bedroom home Marina stole food so we won't die hungry and alone (doo wop, doo wop) There's nobody here, just us together (shadoop, shadoop) Laughing at my fans because this album drops never Cause we're the artists are record labels hate The flops who only wear vintage clothes There's no reason to release a date Cause hun this album ain't going gold, never gold And I was like... Let's flop, Let's flop Let's flop like Confident Let's flop, Let's flop Let's flop like Bionic Let's flop, Let's flop Let's flop like Froot They say I can still pay my bills That ain't right. Cause I spent so many funds... On my starbucks, yeah [Chorus: Lana Del Rey & Marina ] Cause we flop for life, we flop for life Cause we flop for life, we flop for life Your taxes keeps us alive Your takes keeps us alive Cause we flop for life, we flop for life Cause we flop for life, we flop for life Our cam shows keeps us alive, keeps us alive Our cam shows keeps us alive, keeps us alive

Seriously, what is it with target and always leaking shit.

I'm just picturing you making the face Lana in your signature is making while looking at the article LOL.

So Lana can hang out with Borns... but will do a collab with G Eazy, I'm actually still a bit upset over that. So many guys Lana can collab with and G Eazy is her first pick.

Funny enough for me I think LFL is the 3rd most played Lana single for me. 1st being Born to die, 2nd West Coast and followed up with LFL. It seems like the perfect Lana pop song to me... the lyrics were a bit lackluster but it was catchy. This new song just seems rushed, like it's definitely not a bad song sonically, but it sounds like there is something deeply missing from it.

Instead of collabing with G-Eazy Lana needs to collab with Lo Fang. Shit I even ship them together.

LOL I'm happy you like it, I'm one of those people praying for another Cola, Radio and Fucked My Way To The Top. While everyone else seems to want something more Cruel World/ Blackest Day like. So I feel you mama.

I'm just trying to find out where you came from... all salty and bitter...