Flowerbomb

June is gonna be a dry desert, have we not learned?

Lana can't even drive right, how tf she gonna fly a plane

I miss when her lips looked like this Instead of this: But anyway this is besides the point of the thread. I just hope Lana gets out of this church asap because I feel like it's doing more harm than good...I can't really explain it but I wouldn't be surprised if she's brainwashed already. Most churches like that do extensive 'training', like Scientology. Who knows what's going on, but whatever it is, I highly doubt it's not just singing holy hymns around a campfire in pyjamas.

Lana: *calls out Kanye for being ignorant and a trump supporter* Also Lana: *joins a cult where most members probably voted for trump*

It's not at Hillsong though...or is it? I can't tell...

:deadbanana:

Right. I mean, what's stopping her form holding a church service in the comfort of her own home? At least then she's not giving her money to homophobes. People are just gonna say "if LAnA WaNtS To gO tO A chURcH tHeN LeT HeR" but it's just funny how these things can so easily be avoided yet somehow it's not good enough.

Why can she just become a buddhist like Courtney Love I get that religion means a lot to people but in 2019? Sis let's move on...

"life is more than just a video game"

Who needs chemical peels and facials when you can just join a cult?

omg that's so weird wtf...

Nah I feel like she's 100% dead serious about it. Can't wait to hear Lana's cover of Judas on NFR

Saying Lana will release NFR in the summer isn't even a good prediciton, it's just common knowledge since she's a slut for summer.

Every time she leaves that place she looks dead inside...

UV is the skinny crackhead white boy dick NFR has no genitalia.

The fact that everyone here overlooks Tim Larcombe, the genius behind Gods & Monsters Cherry Off To The Races Go Go Dancer AND Butterflies Pt.2 Straight up homophobia for ya'll to forget him tbh. @@Ben hire him for the next alboom ASAP please.

BTD: Pabst Blue Ribbon & Coca-Cola PD: Babycham & Budweiser UV: Bourbon & Vodka HM: Champagne & Tequila Sunrise LFL: Sangria & La Croix NFR: Matcha tea & disappointment

matcha tea with a side of communion bread

No communication whatsoever. Disgraceful tbh.

I actually believe we'll get the album next year. This year just doesn't even seem possible anymore...

Petition for Lana to change the album title to Rorman Fucking Nockwell in honor of @RormanNockwell

System of a Down had an album called "Steal This Album!", which was still displayed in record stores. I don't think NFR would cause any kind of major fuss, after all, they can just bleep out the 'fucking' part on the cover. No biggie. It's 2019, why would record labels let the NFR title pass in the first place if they knew it would cause problems?

oh, and Cardi also has something coming out, right? Ugh everyone is releasing new stuff apart from Lana

So...Katy Perry has a new single coming out on the 31st May... :

SKSKKSS that doesn't sound like Jeff at all but ugh....maybe he was drunk or something. :toofunny: dammit sia Imagine if Lana covered Song to the Siren