Flowerbomb

I'm calling the Betty Ford Clinic as we speak.

I love Lana but let's not bullshit around. That outfit is just... :usrsney:

They're gonna perform. Bookmark me.

Serving those 60 year old rich widow vibes

She's gonna perform. I can feel it in my womanly juices.

I am shooketh.

Okay but like..what is she wearing?

Understand this I'm not looking for true love tonight Your mouth is like a funeral where words go to die Won't you lend your lungs to me I was nighthawkin in my taxi I've got my broomstick baby Wow this almost rhymed

Is this Gucci thing happening tonight? Btw those shoes are adorable

I'm getting really agitated now... We need something

No fucking way Do you agree that Lana is getting better?

Yes, it's my favorite colour. Do you agree that LFL will be the next BTD?

Doctor

So.. What is this all about..? It's just an Instagram video..or am I missing something?

Damn this is a good idea! Okay: You don't remember me but I remember you, I'm sitting in a railway station, I wanna tell you a story, Baby I've been waiting, Elvis is my daddy.

I just hope her next album in 2050 isn't this messy.

@BuriedAliveByLove stalking me

Hopefully something will happen today. It's almost 3pm in the UK so I assume it's pretty early in LA if that's where Lana is (most likely). So let's see what happens...

I fucking love that gif.

Hippie

UNDERRATED Do you think I am the best person on this site?

NEVER Do you think cats are overrated?

Yes Do you think we will ever have world peace?

Although I live in the UK, my email said it would be shipped mid May but I got my copy a week and a half ago...so it could come early.

Well..we only have 25 days left supposedly so I'm just tryna keep my cool.