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Brokeback Mountain

Wait why does this actually seem plausible? Team Delulu unite!

Stairs are amazing. You can slide and glide, stick your head through the gaps, fall down them when you're drunk etc A versatile queen

Instagram notifications: Lana Del Rey has posted for the first time in a while Lana stans checking her post:

Oh I didn't know that. I was just going by the story Mike Dean posted of Lana's album so I'm assuming this is his project. I'm not sure if Jack has posted anything about BB yet

Okay well let's be positive. At least Jack is out of the picture this time so maybe were getting Off to the Races pt.2

Honestly I don't mind the creamy sandy colour scheme she has going on but it's just the recycled selfie, weird rough paper texture and Y2K girl magazine font on there that is bugging tf out of me

Imagine being a professional label like Polydor and having to repost your client's picsart edit on your company's Instagram like is that the impression you want to give out?

Okay so maybe RCS is a song name instead then? Like maybe it's a TJF/white hot forever situation where Blue Banisters include the 'rock candy sweet' line Also who is producing it? I don't think I caught that yet

I hate it even more

Fuck okay so like wtf???? I just saw her post and it's now blue bannisters and not RCS? I hope she's only talking about a the single right? And don't get me started on the cover art dear LORDT there's so much to unpack here

I'm done with RCS. Give us a western masterpiece! but without nikki lane

I hate this era already

Seriously sometimes I forget Ariana is white lmao

Starting to doubt the June 1st date... Make me believe, Lana

Taste. We need luxury.

One of the main things I want for RCS is for the audio to not be so quiet. Like if you go on Spotify and play any random song then switch to Lana's songs, you have to turn it up more. Idk why this is but it's annoying af. @ Jack get better microphones u cheapskate

JUNE 11TH LET'S FKIN GO

Lana ft. Rachel Berry WE WON!

HMV got back to me: Thank you for your email. We've had a look into this for you and at this time we do not have a confirmed release date from our suppliers for the new Lana Del Rey - Rock Candy album, please keep an eye on our website and social channels for any updates regarding this release date.

If there was audio where some old guy was slapping his saggy balls against some woman's ass they'd believe it was a Japanese hidden track from RCS

It's been 3 days and HMV haven't replied back to me. Why do I feel like they put my e-mail on the blacklist?

That selfie had 180k likes why does this bitch not want to be loved? BRING BACK THE TATAS Edit: oop okay as a big titty girl myself I can see how those comments would gross her out