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salvatore

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  1. did somebdbdody mentiog g0g-g-g-litter y'all want glitteR??
  2. i have internalized and intantalized it. breathe thru the holes i'll be implanting into the back of your throat my child, stream venucci fuckthrust in the meantime.
  3. give me your cardiovascular system, my beloved dustmite
  4. helo@! do u feel worthless? disgusting?obese? thrown aside because of lana's antics? begrudgened? cursed? desanctified? emasculated? defemulated? lost? directionless? ugly? worthless? tastekess? bored? psychotic? destabilized? melodramatic? i have the cure for all ur nroamni fucking rockwellington needs! here over at salvatore collective we've deduced the reasons for person's unrestlessnesss as a result of lana's fat ugliness and basicness and we deliver those in need of help and lack of harm to the light. come join me:) and take:) my many hands and tendrils:) let them caress and outline ur facial features [or lack thereof] in slime and contour ur soon to be seasoned rolls into deliverance. who needs cinnamon, who needs marybeth selviantic plath? in ur car? okay. we might need in ur car. but besides that the other things are unneeded! i ahve the perfect song for those in need of a song to follow, to thirst, to harass, to kill, to mutilate, to sacrafic for:)) and i will tell u this information..for free....yes....for fre......free free....no multiple payments or installments or investments of 19/.99, 9.99, 29.99, 1989.99 ...it's free, all u need to give me is ur heart...ur body...ur soul..ur freedom:) and u will be taken to a promised land full of respected labananaboard members all living under 1 sun in the hills that u need to give urself to.,,i will be waiting by the broken glass, lizards, and dust mites respond quickly or im hexiing NFR to die.
  5. i am the biggest NFR fan in the world!!! i have nothngb ut patience for this record!!! i love it!!!! i dont care!!! this comment is fucking ginarmosu in germany!!! however if the!! song!! i want ins't on there!!! im comitting genocide!!!
  6. u also know what else is out of 2014? a goddamn album, ezliabethian woolridgium granular
  7. i can see jessica lawndez but why does courtney cox look like kacey musgraves there
  8. salvatore

    Britney Spears

    i ! do not trust that video
  9. so u want her to sacrifice her humanity and freedom in return for various vocally-fried faggots trying to slam a 34/35yo woman into standards of her late twenties and a mish-mash sounds none of them could probably agree upon
  10. talk about ur preferred fucking tracklist order or die
  11. ahahahahaah what the fuckskad ahahahah!!!!!1!ahhhh!!!Hahh1!HAha!!!!
  12. Aka: Gas Station lit by the Strip Club's lights from across the street BtD: Downtown Bar Paradise: Daisy Fields Ultraviolence: PCH at dark Honeymoon: Italy sunrise, on a balcony LfL: spread eagle in the back of a 2014 toyota fucking tacoma with post malone playing on speaker norman rockwell: alternate reality snorting matcha lines and intentionally putting piercings into ur forehead bc it's an instagram trend
  13. Why would you ask to get dragged by people and facts on a day like this..? Here's hoping that jewelry is authentic.
  14. dark paradise florida kilos summer bummer lfl cherry cinnamon
  15. Soon to lana is what a "break" was to MCR bitch it's never coming
  16. i didn't say this i will be manifesting the destruction of In Your Car as mutual insurance, assurance, and reassurance for my baby's birthright. who gon check me boo
  17. Terrence please go off topic again so i can relish in your permanent defeat and ban while i dance upon your grave like a boiled frog and curbstomp the fuck out of your soon to be turned into snortable granular cobblestone headstone mod note: user was warned for this post
  18. i feel like it might've been a bit of both; lana went, met her, was introduced to their group of friends then kept being invited back to outings n whatnot the first time we really started to see these girls was right after her Azealia feuds, cause she went to that pumpkin patch then brunches; before then they weren't even a concept
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