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Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
salvatore replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
maybe he'll give us an album trailer like they did honeymoon with that cover? lol that's a bit much to anticipate -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
salvatore replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
so she's doing the cover with steven klein? after 2 fucking months of saying she'll be redoing it? this is a fucking november album goodnight -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
salvatore replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
so which one u so-cal thotties wanna send ur local dumbass a copy of violets bent somewhere over pesticide i'll pay in goat blood -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
salvatore replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
maybe california deserved those wildfires -
So much for that 'available worldwide' poetry book and if she still plans on NFR being released after then we're getting it post-May given she said "done binding it in a few months" i hate her
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Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
salvatore replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
another reason she needs to fucking LEAVE la -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
salvatore replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
lana would 100 fucking % name her kid Topanga for the ~aesthetic~ she's a 70s hippy and 90s pop culture loon -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
salvatore replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
-He only said that because he decided to fight with fans in the comments, if he hadn't done it there who's to say they would've said anything? -The album was suppose to be out in Jan-Feb based on previous comments and was said to have been fully done and mastered before 2019 even began, god forbid people expected a tracklist for an album finished 2 months ago having supposed to been released earlier in this quarter. -People complain when she SPOILS the contents of her art, but then never gives information about the package they come in. This isn't a complex issue or statement, people don't want to HEAR what some untitled song sounds like from a 15-second snippet, but they DO want to know the title of the songs that have been finished for months on an album past-due. -We actually don't know when the album is dropping, you saying April at the earliest is your opinion. You wouldn't have to imagine anything if they would give out the rightful information on an anticipated project, yet, somehow, you seem to have an issue with that. -It's better for her to say she has no information outright than giving us information, going dark, then us learning said information was false or changed while she's STILL silent. It's better to be upfront you're a sealed lock than be vague then somehow fail your already vague statements -
Has Lana Ever Spoken About Her Largely Gay Following?
salvatore replied to jazzsingrcultleadr's topic in Lana Thoughts
side note- i love how her story about being a pilot is kinda mirrored to this she freaked out having to control something much larger than her just to have discourse as to how 'in-control' she is of herself rather than the vehicle. only she romanticized the boyfriend while turning the pilot instructor into a therapy session -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
salvatore replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
i'm just going to ignore the first comment as your input on such a masterpiece is both irrelevant and not required for what I was saying and your point in of itself is inherently faulty given that her past 'information' drops have been vague and changed since she said them, only told to us because Ben got mouthy to fans in his comments. Had he not responded we would've never known the album as a whole is still unfinished. Besides that, you'd be surprised to hear that more people would be HAPPIER in the long run if we were told right now that the album is to drop in June/July via concrete, transparent informational posts and not have us sitting here guessing for when the era is going to "officially" start. Even a simple 'when we have the release date and coverart finalized i'll share asap" would help- cause right now NFR is Schrödinger's Cat in how much of it is actually done. and now here you're exaggerating what would actually happen in an attempt to weaken valid criticisms and make them seem irrational. People would like a release date, a basic interview, a photoshoot, the tracklist, etc. Nobody said we wanted it all at once or in a single week. Refer to my comments above about calling y'all out for trying to act stupider than everybody here knows you are- knowing information about an album that we can't confirm anything but minute details on doesn't equate to getting every inch of information in 7 days then waiting 4 months for the realized product. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
salvatore replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
She removed Yosemite from Lust for Life within the weeks leading up to the submitted tracklist on a quick whim of it being 'too happy' and idealistic after gushing about it being her favorite for 4 months straight unasked, as during the re-work of LfL she fell into another episode. she wrote, recorded, and submitted Change all in the day/night before she had to push the final tracklist and version of the record to Interscope iirc -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
salvatore replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
i appreciate the sentiment but this is worth next to nothing and note that people want concrete and transparent information- you used the word 'likely' at least 9 times. Likely don't mean shit when she took off her best song in her career and added a random piano ballad an hour before the official tracklist was due to her label -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
salvatore replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
why do u contrarians pop up in this thread and say the same damn thing and act stupider than everybody know's you are 'you guys are hYpOcRiTeS for wanting information she just teased poems and teased songs in the past!!' as if that is information tossing out 15 seconds of vocals and production with no caption is equal to nothing but spoiling1 the sonic elements of the album, randomly posting a stanza out of the blue isn't information- and with what most of her poems so far have been about, there wasn't any material to discuss because the content was rudimentary and vague; it isn't like AKA songs where we could dissect lyrics for context clues into life events we knew about from her past, these don't give much. what we WANT from her/ben/ed/anybody in terms of information or REAL teasers: -Tracklist -Album cover -Album release date -Interviews -Photoshoot(s) with even Chuck or something simple with Neil, people aren't asking for La Chapelle 2.0 -Book title (official) -Book cover -Size of album or book -Sonic elements of the album -If the 3 solo songs so far are on the record -Future plans -Cancelled tour dates that I still don't think we've gotten notifications for yet?? -What happened to the musical she hinted at -Soundtrack ideals -What happened to her past songs she wanted to release (BAR/YOS) -25 Unreleased Compilation album discourse ^^^THAT is information; it isn't complex nor hidden as to what the people want. don't be dumb dumb 1And for reference, people don't want her to give away all the secrets of songs except for titles. We had a LOT more fun guessing what Heroin and Get Free were gonna sound like and a LOT of disappointment finding out White Mustang, a song she teased several times, was her shortest track ever and the only thing she DIDNT tease was the bridge. We already know of 9 potential titles of songs to be on the 13 track album and we've heard 7 teasers/releases out of such. For Lust for Life we knew about all but 3 tracks before the tracklist was unveiled and heard 8 of them from her snippets. It isn't hard to ask for a surprise in an era. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
salvatore replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
elle, if u want this site to die by yesterday li -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
salvatore replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
also: when her bangs were cute -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
salvatore replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Lana & Israel Lana & Kanye Lana & Azealia Lana & Hillsong Lana race scandal w/ HIADT lyric Ben fighting with fans Lana vs California wildfire burning her house I love this is her most controversial/tragic era in terms of headlines and issues and scandals ever while being her most lacking in communication and promotion just another example of how Honeymoon outsold every other era -Quick release from tease to premiere -No pushback -Concise and gorgeous -Aesthetic and directed -Feature MVs -Billboard controversy that sparked fanflames -Music video premiere with the best live rendition of West Coast -Little promotion but cute kitschy instagram posts & videos -Honeymoon acct -No controversy or scandals -Lots of pasta -Quickly revealed tracklist -That video of her unwrapping a headscarf and putting glasses on and saying it's her disguise -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
salvatore replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
truly her magnum opus if she does artistry and puts the correct songs on there -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
salvatore replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
okay but did you laugh from at least one of them -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
salvatore replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
god has answered my prayer and offerings with a fifth demonic presence to haunt me over my shoulder..i love her -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
salvatore replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
miss elle aka god i come to u on bended knees with offerings of faux-fur and a visa gift card ..,.,do NFR-related memes count as spam -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
salvatore replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
nobody: lana when all the pills that he takes [violet, blue, green, red] keep her out: -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
salvatore replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
lana in 4 years when she doesn't have 2 kids and a cat in the yard mod note: user was warned for this post -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
salvatore replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
nobody: lana in her white gown before heading out to the town: -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
salvatore replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
little known fact, lanaboards admin 'Elle' actually ghost write the infamous nicki minaj lyric "Had to show bitches where the top is, ring finger where the rock is These hoes couldn't test me even if their name was pop quiz" -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
salvatore replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
goddamnit he did it again