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I'm sorry but the music does not seem worth the wait at all, these tired ass piano ballads and whisper vocals is that supposed to make fans excited for the album lmao...poor Blake being so underused "Red hot chili peppers influences" where bitch? u mean what u ate for lunch not the band, weren't some users here saying this album is her UV 2.0? that..that just don't make no sense 

ugh the snippets on her story sound SO good, I love 80's power ballad sky I feel like this album is gonna be a beautiful mixture of grunge sad goth girl shit part 80's synth coked out playgirl power ballads 

maybe she's just completely scrapped the album/era and is starting from scratch again working on a soft serve icecream grunge new matcha wave beach house vegan jazz album, honestly I'm here for it NFR she seemed like a pretty girl but waiting for her got fat and boring 

I love the light tan she's got, her skin looks golden but what in the fuck is she wearing? those leggings look like maternity wear used for water birth a hot ass mess can she hurry up and birth out NFR tho

She took my wig...she took everything. That clash of instruments towards the end made me ovulate, this is gonna be her Ultraviolence aka her magnum opus wow I'm speechless

I feel her magnum opus coming.. downhill lullaby sweety I'm so excited to finally meet you I just know ur gonna be THAT girl,  the fact that you have STRINGS..idk if my prostate is ready for this grunge anthem, this song is gonna turn me into a coke whore I can't wait

Remember when her lives used to be legendary and worth watching? I used to get so excited back in the day to see her give it her all and make the crowd her bitch her voice was on another level but now...gurl it's like watching some shitty pop girl perform on stage..the stiff white girl dancing/the playback/being late to her own shows/her white sorority possé/ those fame vulture "dancers" like I wanna see what excuses some of y'all can come up with for this?? Like what happened to her?

It's been 84 years... my wig...had to be surgically removed by a doctor she's rlly coming??

some of y'all are about to be real mad at me but it must be said; why has her music become so basic and safe?..like I'm really disappointed after all that time waiting I thought she was gonna come back with something so special and unique like she went travelling to japan and did all that marina book stuff but the lyrics, the production even the vocals are all so safe and grounded, this isn't the eccentric raw marina that I love. It just seems to me that her label and herself wanna try to be more public friendly and mainstream especially with dropping "and the diamonds", working with people like luis fonsi and putting out bland pop like this. I'll still give the album a fair chance but this isn't for me so far.

downhill lullaby sounds so fucking sexy it makes me feel like a cracked out whore in a dive bars dancing on sticky tables   she really better come thru this time or else

don't trust her girls

leakers yet again trying to sabotage charli's career, can y'all just let her have ONE smooth unleaked surprise promotional song release and let things go her way??? can y'all just let her live? what did she do to you besides save pop music and make her money? let's all stop begging for leaks and just let charli do her shit, stop putting leakers on a pedestal and giving them so much power (but bloomforyou is THAT bitch tho) we've all had more than enough of our share of leaks tbh after that 60+ song leak I got more than my fill y'all are just being way too greedy and have gotten too used to getting a monthly leak! I swear I think some of y'all are only in this fandom for the leaks and not to actually support charli herself, I know the dry period sucks but just let the girl live and have things go her way for once.

this is more of the Lana I wanna see, her glam siren self (in attitude, visuals ain't quite there) singing seductively over a jazz piano, those deep luscious vocals bitch! I knew the bitch still had it in her why is she not singing like this on her actual recent released work? less breathy LA fermented vegan wheat grass spinclass singing thru paper vocals and more sensuous brooding dark 50's siren baby vocals pls!  

I feel petty but i don't like how charli is giving nasty cherry her artistic energy and trying to let them invoke "TR 2.0" like TR sweety I'm so sorry charli would ever say that..that album is too special to me

lock this thread

why can't you faggots ever play nice? y'all always get so catty for no reason instead of fighting lets talk about Babygirl by legendary singer song writer Charli XCX, I live for that cowbell girl  those cowbells are proven to clear skin, increase ass size and make your waist disappear..the flavour and talent!

I WANNA POP DA BALLOONS

FUCK EVERYONE IN THE ROOM, FUCK YOU! sucker

oh wow this is a bussy bop for sure.. but thank god now y'all can stop begging for it, which song y'all gonna move on to now girlz?

I'm gonna be messy ms banks made some points like obviously the work she's made post TR has been amazing with a lot of substance but TR is THAT album the poetic lyrics, the harsh grunge synths... like I'm so well fed with that album I still listen to it SO much it's an ageless legend. I think she's been feeling her indie girl oats from working with nasty cherry band and working with guitars again, I love what she's done with pc music but I think she has more to offer than that y'all

honestly ben and lana are just a match made in HELL, a manager that doesn't wanna manage his artist and a singer that doesn't wanna release and promote her work..what did we do as gays to deserve this disrespect???  I'm a good fan I buy albums, I buy merch.. I pay my taxes why is this happening to us 

what a big fat faggot MESS this is...y'all this album ain't worth the stress and wait anymore, it ain't worth IT 

The level of unprofessionalism and absolute FAGGOTRY coming from lana and her management absolutely FAR too much, the Lana I loved is DEAD and GONE I will mourn for her beautiful juvederm soul because THAT woman that's going around LA  drinking her green juice with her white sorority friends while holding NFR hostage is NOT the woman i signed up to stan no MA'AM goodnight

I'm sorry but any interest I actually had for the poetry book has soured, it's just taking up time and space I feel like it'd be a cute thing for her to do off season when she doesn't have you know..an album date/tracklist/album cover to announce 

it looks like her cheeks have gone down and aren't stuffed up like a turkey thank god she looks great..I really hope when NFR era and promotions start she doesn't feel the need to visit her dermatologist and get them pumped up again   having a skinny face and big lips is the LOOK, I love how sharp and structured her face is without filler and botox, I notice Lana's face fluctuates SO much, sometimes she'll look so Young and Beautiful™ like her old self and then other times she'll go from looking like alieen wuornos to a pumped up middle aged real housewife, it's very interesting.

Probably. If you haven't noticed, 90% of Lana pictures circulating nowadays are fakes/edits. Fans have to photoshop her face into pictures to get their fix; that's how dry her career is now. 

 

and some of these are the same fans that say it's all about MUSIC and they don't care about VISUALS? they're like crack whores in denial that need their daily fix of badly photoshopped pictures just to get by  

Face it girls we all need the return of glamour and professionalism from miss del rey no matter how "good" the music is!

She just posted on ig that it's coming March hahahhahahahhahahhahha

I'm about to report her instagram for spam

you guys need to stop making up excuses about how this is supposed to be "an organic, minimalism, chill, vegan, homemade, self love, self care, anti capitalism era" like no..she's just lazy plain and simple, she needs to take a break it just seems like she's burnt out in my opinion and can't muster the effort to promote or even give the era VISUALS, I'm sorry but every era deserves to have a strong visual foreground. This Lana Del Rey we're talking about, Honeymoon was "lowkey chill" era but the visuals were really strong and completely embodied the music. NFR deserves better, this could be one of Lana's most unique projects if she were willing to put the effort in. There's no excuse to recycle and cut up 1 shitty video filmed by chuck on a iphone and make it the representation of 3 songs... I just don't understand what she's doing.