Liz Taylor Blues

I think lasso will be like lfl in that it will be a fun memorable era with something for everyone and excellent vibes. The lfl era was my introdution to lanaboards and honestly my era and golden years on here......2017 was such a crazy year but for me it was pretty good lol and lanaboards and lfl were a huge part of it....excellent vibes well before its time....... re-listen to lfl some time end to end...... i bet it will be better than you remember

15 minutes ago, Let the Light In said:

 

beautiful should at least be ahead of the trio, black bathing suit, and textbook

1 minute ago, 69 Million Stars said:

Lana’s mom Patty. On ig there’s pics of Lana meeting fans and it looks a lot like her mom is in the background. Like A LOT

I hope the fans don't make it weird...... if lana wants to reconnect with her mother that her choice and right......same if she doesn't

On 5/18/2024 at 6:38 PM, palemoonbaby said:

this will be dropped randomly in random Tuesday/Wednesday at 4PM UK time

annie mac interview confirmed...... also non zero chance for a courtney encounter as she apparently lives (refuses to leave) the bbc radio studios

catholic psychidelic synth folk is so 2020...........megachurch anphetemine accoustic jazz is our inevitable future and probably what lasso will sound like

1 minute ago, ChaoticLipster said:

And the real lasso will probably be a dull piano Ballard 

Not Snooze Blandisters the Sequel

I checked under my foreskin for any lasso tracks and there's a romantic country slow dance waltz banger that I'm sure will be played at many a prom or homecoming or weddings. Wonderful tune. Bit wistful. Certifiably a ldr track but it feels old timey

Any townies with spare tickets?  I want to see this so bad........

37 minutes ago, Mer said:

 

tbh i figured you were but i wanted to defend PP's honor bc i was worried he was still pissed at me over our quabble in another thread 

Oh no worries. Hopefully the fake drama satisfies the lanaboards gods drama requirement for new lasso news.

47 minutes ago, baddisease said:

 

I thought we weren't supposed to use that word no more

I missed that memo. Oops.

48 minutes ago, Mer said:

I don’t think @Psychedelic Pussy would ever say anything classist or sexist so let’s not do that. Annoying (in an often cute way, sometimes not), sure - but those are heavy words. It’s not sexist or classist to not want a certain aesthetic 💀

I was being facetious and (what I thought) was clearly kidding.

22 minutes ago, Psychedelic Pussy said:

God I hope she serves cunt in the music video and NOT cowgirl / farmer / country maiden / old 

and why can't they serve cunt also? Sounds sexist and classist to me a simple faggot

lEaKeD lYrIcS fRoM tRuStEd InSiDeR

This is great news bc tours seem to inspire lana's best albums....

There's one somewhere of Kurt singing Celebrity Skin which I thought was sweet because he was his wife's biggest fan....

52 minutes ago, Stoned Mary in the Garden said:

Am I the only one who thinks this is intentional?? Like a hint??? 

It's a sign from Godna that Lasso is going to be as huge a country pop crossover as Come On Over.  If you're at least as old as me then you know that means HUGE.

20 hours ago, palemoonbaby said:

i'd be here for glamourous gothic country

I would too but let's be realistic for a second

Don't post hole, pole, vomit, scat, or gore! Hope that helps!!!

42 minutes ago, X8vinylScratchX said:

A case study: Lanita in extreme metal communities

 

One topic i find incredibly interesting is when fans of an artist don’t fit the supposed “target demographic” of that artist. The target demographic of Lanas music tends to be boiled down to theys and gays, white girl music, etc. While that may very often be true, I think that narrowing Lanas appeal like that really sells her short. Really, anybody can listen to and become a fan of Lana. Anyone with functioning ears can listen to anything, rather it be pop, rap, country, metal, yodeling waltz polka, etc. It’s up to the individual to determine the meaning of any art via their interpretation. In essay terms, the listener determines their own logos, ecos and pathos for the music they hear. In Lana’s music i’ve found that she has fans in the most unlikely of places. The most bewildering (and often hilarious) example would be fans of Lana within the metal community. By metal, i don’t mean Linkin Park. I mean the loud angry screaming bands in the genres of black metal, death metal, grindcore. Quite possibly the most sonically opposed sounding music compared to Lanas. I’ve seen a few fans of Lana in these communities. Some examples:

 

“Myke C-Town” is a popular youtuber who has collaborated with big channels TheNeedleDrop and Dead End Hiphop. He has a music channel where he mainly talks about extreme metal. He is a fan of Lanas music and has regarded it well in his reviews. In His In his Top Albums of 2019 video he ranked NFR the 13th best album of the year:

He also has Ocean Blvd in his 2023 video.

 

Extreme metal youtuber “CountBlagorath” is relatively popular in the underground scene. He mainly post vinyl collection updates. In one vinyl updates, he shows off Lana records and give an explanation as to liking her music. Skip to 12:30 to hear him talk about Lana, unless you want to hear him talk about GOAT SEMEN for ten minutes

 

Musician Stéphane “Niege” Paut, most well known for his project Alcest (which i talked about on the page before) said in instagram comments that he listens to and likes Lana. I can’t find it anywhere, but I remember seeing it.

 

Speaking of instagram, the instagram page for Profound Lore Records, an extreme metal label, follows Lana on instagram. They occasionally comment on her posts, and when they do they get about 10-15 likes . That shows at least some overlap between the communities.

 

I know theirs plenty of other examples oht their, but those are the ones i can think of. Speaking from personal experience, I myself would fit this description as well. Lana is the only pop artist i really like. I’ve heard and dabbled into others, but Lana is only one I can truly say i’m a fan of. If i told people in the metal community i’m a fan of Lana, they would probably look at me like i’m a looney toon. Same thing vice versa, i’d imagine most Lana fans would cover their ears hearing most of my favorite music 

Heavy metal hour on TV/ Diamond Dave And Railene/ And you salute me Miss America/ Because I am. I AM.

On 4/18/2024 at 4:53 AM, bluevelvetcola said:

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So Long London my favourite so far

 

the first good song on the album tortured listeners department was dreadful

Courtney Love feeling vindicated I fear..... Ultra Common Courtney W.... taylor take a few years off from over exposure and the overculture...... you don't have to be a poet.....ypu can go back to making the music everyone loves from you..... she really wants to be lana so bad but lana works because she's just being herself.....also she should have told her mob to leave Joe alone most of this album isn't even about him.....

Just now, DemonMic2003 said:

Oooo that’d be cool, also apologies about what I said about Courtney in my former post. I had typed something out then when I was trying to edit it it posted. 😭 

lol i didn't even see it lmao.... Back on topic I think Lasso will be a very 1970's album in both aesthetic and sonically. So look at both the popular country music of that era but also the regular pop culture for insight to what Lana's going for. I've been feeling 70's revival in the zeitgeist since 2022 and I feel it very strongly in this album. I feel folk western blues and jazz more in this album than country.....but country doesn't feel wrong per say. It IS country it's just a throwback. Lana said Make Country Music Great Again.     It is what country music used to be. So who knows if the country music GP will like it or not. It could really swing massively in either direction. This could be her biggest album since BTD or an absolute train wreck. I'm so excited.

5 minutes ago, DemonMic2003 said:

@Liz Taylor Bluesany predictions for lasso?

it will be more western than country..... if that makes any sense

12 minutes ago, honey dew said:

She unstanned?

not entirely. She still has a lot of nice things to say about her in Courtney Love's Women. She was asked about Taylor Swift and thrashed her for being "meaningless". She also mentioned that she hasn't liked lana's music since hearing her John Denver cover but also said part of the reason she took a break from lana's music is that it was too influential for her, changing her own sound too much (as she is currently recording an album I could see that being an issue). So while I wouldn't call it a nothingburger I would still say the media has blown it out of proportion. I do think it'll be funny to see all the swifties become kurt truthers because she dared say the sun doesn't shine out of taylor swift's derriere.  Courtney also didn't care for Bored Bannisters so its possible it's just a phase and she'll be comparing her to The Beatles again in like 6 months. When you stan a mad poetess anything is possible.

5 hours ago, DemonMic2003 said:

Then we clap

Not Courtney (i'm sorry but its hilarious to me that lana's unoffensive milquetoast cover of TMHCR infuriated Cpurtney love so hard she unstanned)