Liz Taylor Blues

13 minutes ago, PatentLeatherDoOver said:

When the sample is…

 

I was always an unusual girl. My mother told me I had a chameleon soul—no moral compass pointing due north, no fixed personality: just an inner indecisiveness that was as wide and as wavering…

 

as the ocean 🌊 

it's giving MAGNUM OPUS

I am so touched to be nominated for Self Loathing Poet once again. I know I haven;t posted as much this year as Ive been in my Dumb Happy Slut Era but I promise if I win to begin posting psychotic ramblings disguised as poetry on the daily once more. I am now on a heroic dose of prozac daily and feel great and can't wait to wriyte pages and pages of incoherent nonsense including my 5 million word dissertation on Lust For Life (2017) and how it reveals the secrets of life. Yes the same one I've been promising the wonderful @PatentLeatherDoOver for years now. But only if I win. I wanna be the gay with the most cake

9 minutes ago, PatentLeatherDoOver said:

Do we think that user posting that scat-spicious thread yesterday (before they were intercepted) means anything for this record?

 

It’s been about a month since TUOB was released as well, so surely something will be coming soon (tracklist reveal, music video, single, etc.). 

We are about to be so blessed sonically spiritually vinylly aesthetically world tour wise double album in the either eager

Still a bigger crowd than for Xtincta

10 hours ago, honeymoon is alive said:

ok you guys are getting crazy. courtney is literally just showing her appreciation for lana 

they are so deranged omg. She only positive adoring things about lana and they're finding ways to be mad,,,,,,courtney haters stay ugly and reaching

Haven’t had time to read it yet but very excited by all of you guys’s smart posts on it.

Yes! For real this time!! I love TS Elliot

Just now, Mer said:

 

that was this year?!

Im pretty sure lol like jan or feb i think

Nominate Lanaboards Food Court for best thread of the year

Nominate me for me a true Attention Whore, Self Loathing Poet, Most Problematic and Underrated Member

5 minutes ago, imapartygirl said:

Do you guys think she's even written a song about clay lol

I love The Gays so much ( I almost married one cuz the world was ending-or so I thought)

Open Me up

tell me you like me

fuck me to DEATH 

love me untill I love myself

My latest divination

19 minutes ago, Terrence Loves Me said:

am i the only one that never really cared what dnc meant 

Not only did I never care I hated everyone’s giesses

8 hours ago, lanabanana11 said:

I just had a horrible nightmare about the album. i accidentally fell asleep, and in my dream I was with Lana on the side of a mountain range, and she kept talking about the album and how important it was that it comes out. and I kept telling her "yes yes I am so excited" and then she told me that its up to ME to get it out and I was like "oh lana no what you must have it mistaken" and then we got in this old abandoned jeep and we had to drive down the mountain to get the album released (????). But in the jeep the gas pedal wouldnt work, and i kept pressing it and she kept saying "PRESS IT PRESS IT! THE ALBUM MUST COME OUT" and i kept trying to press it and it wouldnt press and I was freaking out and she said "PRESS IT. PRESS IT NOW YOU ARE SPOILING EVERYTHING" and I was crying and telling her it wouldnt press, and then she let out this deep demonic screaming and she unleashed her tongue and it was dark green and it wrapped around my head for a second, and now i was screaming in fear that the album wouldnt come out, and also that lana was going to EAT ME! and she kept screaming PRESS IT PRESS IT and she kicked her legs up and her panties FLEW OFF and out the windshield, thus shattering the windshield, and I was screaming thru it all, especially when the windshield broke, and then i woke up. I dont even want the album at this point.

This is such a good omen OMG. This album is gonna be so wild and free omg

Fuck Me To Death coming out while I’m freshly in love with a guy who might like me is one helluva a drug and dicine timing. Lana Del Rey helping gays get laid since 2011!!

Its her best song of all time.

Anyone else have the single remind them of EMGIW not in the melody so much as the wY she sang it

2 minutes ago, Nahime said:

I am going to join the Delulu team.

 

After this announcement, Lana is going to release her American Classics LP digitally on Christmas like she said she will one century ago.

 

 

And a very nikki new years when she drops ldr x nl 1 on jan 1st

1 minute ago, Dominikx4 said:

im such a little bitch for ballads and lana knows it

I hope theres a power balad too

1 minute ago, White Dress said:

The church he is from famously refuses to discuss LGBT or abortion issues. Pretty simple.

So what if they dont talk about those issues they must be problematic? Or what if, there ministry has nothing to do with those issues so thus it doesnt come up? Also you are likely thinking of Hillsong.

1 hour ago, the new snow song said:

why do we all hate the pastor? is it just anti-christian sentiments? i will admit as a catholic i would have preferred a priest to a pastor but i am fine with a pastor. i understand he is her friend so it makes sense. personally as a christian in today's world, it is quite inspiring that lana does not shy away from her religion. 

I know rite? Im actually buddhist but good for lana for not backing down from the censorious mob of dolts. Theyres nothing wrong with following ir preaching Jesus’s actual teachings and his message is very important still. Nammyohorenghekyo

1 hour ago, ShadesOfViolence said:

what's the matter with the pastor

Nothing theyre just christphobic godphobic and holyspiritphobic probably angelphobic too

Ready for fuck me to death to become an iconic gay saying that quickly becomes overused and embarrassing. I cant wait…..

Omfg its even better than i knew it would be

sweetie stfu challenge (Difficulty:Impossible)